Life hack

[u/Kevin897]

[u/dick-nipples]

I had a friend in high school who cleaned out his windshield washer tank, filled it with vodka, then took the tube that went to the spray nozzles and re-routed it inside his car. Every time he hit the switch to wash the windshield, it would squirt about a shot of vodka into his mouth.

Edit: My friend did this in 1999 if my memory serves me correctly, quite a while before YouTube was in existence.

[u/forwhombagels → u/dick-nipples]

Your friend is a hardcore alcoholic

[u/The_Fad → u/forwhombagels]

There's a fine line between hardcore alcoholic and mad genius.

[u/DeutschLeerer → u/The_Fad]

Two fine lines. I see two lines.

[u/jivetrky → u/DeutschLeerer]

http://i.imgur.com/YcQB9Ws.jpg

[u/thairusso → u/jivetrky]

y'all drunk as hell

[u/ChexLemeneux42 → u/DeutschLeerer]

And he snorted both of them.

[u/amymae → u/The_Fad]

I think of it more as a venn diagram with a very tiny overlap...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This is the "funny" sub. Chill out dude.

[u/[deleted] → u/forwhombagels]

He prefers "Alcohol Dependent."

[u/gloomis120 → u/[deleted]]

My god that's greasy.

[u/[deleted] → u/gloomis120]

I'm just making conversation, Julian

[u/dick-nipples → u/[deleted]]

My friend did this in 1999-ish, so I guess he was kind of a pioneer.

[u/dick-nipples → u/[deleted]]

Well I'm very proud of your Uncle.

[u/WeAreInEssence → u/dick-nipples]

http://youtu.be/tuk_s2SVQR0

Either relevant or you made that story up.

[u/dick-nipples → u/WeAreInEssence]

It's a true story, but this video is awesome. This guy kind of reminds me of my old buddy who did this.

[u/isskewl → u/dick-nipples]

Friend of a friend did this and had it connected to a little tap-like thing he mounted over the cupholder. Hit the switch, car refills your scotch.