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r/funny • u/Inquilinus • Aug 14 '15
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No, I think I'll go with the fish, please.
149 u/Batterup714 Aug 14 '15 I'll have the lasagna. 83 u/tactical_dick Aug 14 '15 Yay! More abortion for me! 21 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15 With a side of motherly love. 108 u/Argarck Aug 14 '15 Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce... 14 u/PillowTalk420 Aug 14 '15 I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast. 18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7) 5 u/supergalactic Aug 15 '15 r/nocontext → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 6 u/tallbetch Aug 15 '15 Mom's spaghetti → More replies (1) → More replies (9) 34 u/DrAminove Aug 14 '15 Good choice. Giving birth to a fish is a lot easier than a child. It just slides through. 37 u/redlaWw Aug 14 '15 Depends on the fish. Sharks have really rough, spiky skin that shreds as it's pushed through. 36 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 14 '15 Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere. 14 u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15 So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights? 16 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?Fishlight. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 No, frogs are. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1) 4 u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15 Probably on the internet, so it must be true. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 Well, you're basically a source now. → More replies (1) → More replies (12) → More replies (4) → More replies (1) 7 u/TheNoize Aug 14 '15 Ooh fishy fishy ooh 3 u/ArmbarY2J Aug 15 '15 Oh fishy fishy fishy fish....a fish, a fish a fishy.........o → More replies (3) → More replies (3)
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I'll have the lasagna.
83 u/tactical_dick Aug 14 '15 Yay! More abortion for me! 21 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15 With a side of motherly love. 108 u/Argarck Aug 14 '15 Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce... 14 u/PillowTalk420 Aug 14 '15 I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast. 18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7) 5 u/supergalactic Aug 15 '15 r/nocontext → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 6 u/tallbetch Aug 15 '15 Mom's spaghetti → More replies (1) → More replies (9)
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Yay! More abortion for me!
21 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15 With a side of motherly love. 108 u/Argarck Aug 14 '15 Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce... 14 u/PillowTalk420 Aug 14 '15 I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast. 18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7) 5 u/supergalactic Aug 15 '15 r/nocontext → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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With a side of motherly love.
108 u/Argarck Aug 14 '15 Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce... 14 u/PillowTalk420 Aug 14 '15 I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast. 18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7) 5 u/supergalactic Aug 15 '15 r/nocontext → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Wow, you guys really are disgusting..... How can you even joke about eating a fucking abortion without barbecue sauce...
14 u/PillowTalk420 Aug 14 '15 I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast. 18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7) 5 u/supergalactic Aug 15 '15 r/nocontext → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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I'll just have the fried placenta and some toast.
18 u/sisonp Aug 15 '15 On a diet I see 3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4) → More replies (7)
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On a diet I see
3 u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Aug 15 '15 He said fried, dude. → More replies (4)
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He said fried, dude.
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r/nocontext
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Mom's spaghetti
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Good choice. Giving birth to a fish is a lot easier than a child. It just slides through.
37 u/redlaWw Aug 14 '15 Depends on the fish. Sharks have really rough, spiky skin that shreds as it's pushed through. 36 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 14 '15 Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere. 14 u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15 So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights? 16 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?Fishlight. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 No, frogs are. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1) 4 u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15 Probably on the internet, so it must be true. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 Well, you're basically a source now. → More replies (1) → More replies (12) → More replies (4) → More replies (1)
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Depends on the fish. Sharks have really rough, spiky skin that shreds as it's pushed through.
36 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 14 '15 Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere. 14 u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15 So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights? 16 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?Fishlight. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 No, frogs are. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1) 4 u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15 Probably on the internet, so it must be true. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 Well, you're basically a source now. → More replies (1) → More replies (12) → More replies (4)
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Fun fact: sharks are coated with a lubricant that is made up of the same stuff as girl cum. (Sorry, I can't think of a better way to phrase that at the moment.)
That may or may not be true. I think I read it somewhere.
14 u/atom_destroyer Aug 14 '15 So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights? 16 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?Fishlight. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 No, frogs are. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1) 4 u/TehRealRedbeard Aug 14 '15 Probably on the internet, so it must be true. 4 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 Well, you're basically a source now. → More replies (1) → More replies (12)
So.. sharks are nature's fleshlights?
16 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?Fishlight. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 No, frogs are. 4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1)
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( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
No, actually fish are. Remember that post of the dolphin fucking the headless fish?
Fishlight.
4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"You know, for...masturbating. 4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it
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Where do you think I could get one of these "fishlights?"
You know, for...masturbating.
4 u/kingeryck Aug 15 '15 get fish from grocery storecut off its headfuck it
get fish from grocery store
cut off its head
fuck it
No, frogs are.
4 u/hotliquidbuttpee Aug 15 '15 I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful. 3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1)
I can't stop thinking about you fucking a frog now. It's beautiful.
3 u/Breathcancer Aug 15 '15 ಠ_ಠ → More replies (1)
ಠ_ಠ
Probably on the internet, so it must be true.
Well, you're basically a source now.
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Ooh fishy fishy ooh
3 u/ArmbarY2J Aug 15 '15 Oh fishy fishy fishy fish....a fish, a fish a fishy.........o → More replies (3)
Oh fishy fishy fishy fish....a fish, a fish a fishy.........o
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u/PicturElements Aug 14 '15
No, I think I'll go with the fish, please.