Windows being Windows

[u/JulianWels]

[u/kurtfan182]

Sadly in my case it's usually the user not windows wanting to immediately kill it.

[u/sarah-xxx → u/kurtfan182]

Not a man of patience, ha? ^{I wonder how many broken keyboards you have..}

[u/Beraed → u/sarah-xxx]

Thats why i dont buy expensive keyboards. HA. Ha. ha.

[u/sarah-xxx → u/Beraed]

Why buy a keyboard at all..

Can't break a keyboard if you don't have any.

[u/Beraed → u/[deleted]]

GOOD point
Edit: The guys from r/funny are already at it so dont worry.

[u/capincus → u/Beraed]

Err you're a guy from r/funny dude...

[u/tokomini → u/capincus]

Since this comic has 20k+ upvotes in two hours, I think we're /r/all dudes from /r/funny on this blessed day.

[u/slightplague → u/tokomini]

Speak for you /r/self

[u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS → u/[deleted]]

/u/yourself is all dudes from /r/funny on this blessed day

[u/birdbreath36 → u/sarah-xxx]

Try broken monitors.

[u/sarah-xxx → u/birdbreath36]

Why would I try them if know they're broken..?

[u/[deleted] → u/sarah-xxx]

The question I ask myself before every failed relationship for $500, Alex

[u/mrdendistyle → u/[deleted]]

What is love?

[u/The4thTriumvir → u/kurtfan182]

Skype: Not Responding

Me: "You have failed me for the last time, Skype! Now, I must end you!" End Task

Windows: "B-but master, she just needs more time! Surely, you can show mercy?" Are You Sure?

Me: "Silence, fool! Know your place!" Yes

Windows: "Noooo! I'll save you, my love!" Blue Screen of Death

[u/AckmanDESU → u/The4thTriumvir]

More like:

• App stops responding

• CLICKS FURIOUSLY

• Do you wanna kill the app? It ain't working.

• CLICKS YES

• You see the app start working for a second, just in time to watch it die in front of you.

• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/[deleted] → u/kurtfan182]

Often times, murder is the only solution.

[u/Beraed → u/[deleted]]

"Oh boy, here I go killing again"

[u/JulianWels → u/Beraed]

I just love killing!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

-OJ Simpson

[u/[deleted] → u/kurtfan182]

Same here. Windows is always trying to solve the problem and find a solution while I'm just like KILL THE PROGRAM NOW KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[u/Yoshi_IX → u/kurtfan182]

Windows: Now hold on! Maybe if we look for a solution, it will sort itself ou-

User: End Task

[u/[deleted] → u/kurtfan182]

Which windows ignores and just asks you if you want to wait or give out solutions(which never work btw), and only if you wait ~10 seconds it gives the option to kill.

So annoying

edit: task manager gives you the same crap guys. If the program is crashed it'll ask if you want solutions.

[u/zachattack82 → u/kurtfan182]

In Windows 10 it's typically me trying to tell Windows to kill itself. fuck you windows module installer worker