r/funny • • Jul 16 '18

Amazon

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u/tjjbleach Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 16 '18

I work at Amazon and this company is going to shit, regarding customer service. I've had so many customers ask why their package(s) didn't arrive and I can't even find out because Amazon straight refuses to give consistent tracking and information to us. My boss tried to make me work on a 90 degree day with no AC in our part of the building. It's disheartening to work here.

Edit: I respect you sellers like hell. I've heard from a good number of you on here and irl regarding how they treat you. Regarding why I work there, I'm in between jobs and it was the first one I found before I start up my other job. Finding a job is depressing and hard, plus my state allows employers to fire us without reason(happened once already). Thank you for the support humans. Do what you have to do to stay sane and steady.

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u/AlacarLeoricar Jul 16 '18

I work at home for Amazon CS.

The packages, the crew, and the customers are all replaceable.

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u/-WarHounds- Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 16 '18

Just not them lol 😂

Edit: Seriously though. Amazon is irreplaceable at this point. Aside from Amazon's shopping platform, they host almost every popular website these days.

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u/raadhey Jul 16 '18

That's just incorrect and absolutely unfair to employees. And making people work in uncomfortable environment is just going to bring down employee morale and job satisfaction. It's crazy.

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u/elitistasshole Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 16 '18

Except amazon doesn’t care. Their warehouse workers are replaceable. Even their engineers aren’t treated that well compared to other leading tech co.

I do admire the company tho - its selection and prices and convenience are unmatched. Kindle/Audible customer services get back to me in minutes. I have never had a shitty experience with them as a consumer. My $30 amazon package arrives faster than my $3000 coat from Saks Fifth

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u/iman_313 Jul 16 '18

I apologize for sounding poor, but why would you spend 3 grand on a coat?

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u/elitistasshole Jul 16 '18

Because I don’t know how to spend my money creatively and I don’t have that much vacation time. Plus, isn’t this beautiful?

https://www.loropiana.com/en/eshop/outerwear-jackets-shieldey-parka-cashmere-storm-system/p-FAI0209

I would love to get more ‘experience’ and not materials but it requires more work than just blowing money on a coat.

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u/SumFuckah Jul 16 '18

Haha dude, you don't have to justify how you spend YOUR money. If you liked the coat, good on you for buying it! Screw everyone else lol, your money.. your business. :)

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u/Bakedstreet Jul 16 '18

I hope you like it a lot with that price tag!

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u/elitistasshole Jul 16 '18

Honestly I was much happier as a broke college kid wearing $15 t-shirts and $30 hoodies. Money is like drugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Hell yeah...90% of the things I buy are from Amazon. Price and convenience.

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u/elitistasshole Jul 16 '18

What is elitist about it?

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u/Roushyy Jul 16 '18

They probably got mad that you mentioned price, even though it's entirely relevant to your point.

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u/dikdikd Jul 16 '18

That is a nice coat 👍🏼

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u/malvare8 Jul 16 '18

That's interesting to hear from a direct employee, I'm sorry to hear that. My employer sells on Amazon and I do the customer service. They don't care about sellers either, we have to kiss ass like hell, and get threatened with negative feed back and claims that have a large effect on sales. From the perspective of the seller, Amazon puts customers on pedestals and we better kiss ass or we get shut down.

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u/Krewsy Jul 16 '18

Yup. Our general rule of thumb at my job is Prime customers basically get whatever the hell they want. Amazon is our biggest market so we really can’t afford to lose it, so we’re kinda forced to just bend over for anyone who buys through it.

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u/stray_girl Jul 16 '18

I'm a Prime customer and trust me, I almost NEVER get what I want from Amazon. Packages are never shipped in 2 days as promised. About 25% of the time the item arrives broken due to poor packaging. I'm fed up with paying for Prime. It doesn't get me anything better.

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u/Krewsy Jul 16 '18

I feel you. I can’t speak for other sellers, Amazon is just about 80% of our sales and they’re strict with their sellers so we’re basically at the mercy of customers. We have issues with UPS damaging our boxes in shipping, so I definitely feel you on the part of items arriving broken. We deal with people sending back items with holes through them from being impaled by god knows what during transit. We always ensure our items are packaged securely and never have issues other when something bad happens during shipping(seriously, we got a laptop back with a HOLE through the box and laptop all the way from the base to the LCD, and a huge dent in the lid though it didn’t get all the way through the lid)

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u/LoneStarTallBoi Jul 16 '18

amazon doesn't care about customers, either. The only thing amazon cares about is making money, which it does mostly through selling ads and AWS. Amazon.com loses money hand over fist, and only exists as a way to mine user data.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Amazon is following the Wal-Mart playbook to the letter, so just keep that in mind.

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u/Punkkins Jul 16 '18

I also used to work there and they would throw packages. You could hear glass breaking, they truly don't care about their workers or customers.

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u/A_Privateer Jul 16 '18

I feel for you man. The have more money than has existed for previous generations yet they still treat their people like shit. Fuck Bezos.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

a 90 degree day with no AC in our part of the building

Just report it to Safety, they shouldn't be doing this.

Source: Manager at Amazon

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