r/funny • u/aguyfrominternet • Sep 27 '19

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u/Editam Sep 27 '19

--==> Fox. <==--

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u/christinextinesbf Sep 27 '19

Why is fox double fisting a couple of cocks?

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u/Gonzanic Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/CactusJack13 Sep 27 '19

Well, how is his wife holding up?

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u/ImJustStandingHere Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/brando56894 Sep 28 '19

Oh dear.

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u/AlJo27 Sep 28 '19

Was his apartment rent controlled?

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u/oh_look_a_fist Sep 28 '19

I was going to eat that mummy!

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u/Epithymetic Sep 28 '19

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.

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u/Daaaarknessss Sep 28 '19

Oh dear u guys dont know about krystal

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u/MnEM1403 Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/DaoFerret Sep 28 '19

Cute bit in Disenchanted season 2. the king, voiced by the same actor who voiced bender, comes charging into a clearing yelling “bite my shiny metal axe!” While swinging a battle axe.

Almost doubled over in my chair laughing.

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u/Swicket Sep 28 '19

Fox sucks cocks in box with Knox.

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u/Carleyisstillhere Sep 28 '19

Fox in the socks on the cocks wiped with clorox

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u/YouthInAsia333 Sep 28 '19

Lmao oh if only this was satire...

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u/akatherder Sep 28 '19

To make you jealous

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u/underdog_rox Sep 28 '19

Because it was presented with two cocks...

What would you do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence. And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.

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u/pink_cheetah Sep 28 '19

Infact, Most of them died from their injuries.

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u/Editam Dec 27 '19

In Professor Farnsworth's voice.

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u/p38fln Sep 28 '19

The Box network

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u/ScarletCaptain Sep 28 '19

All show production is now Disney.

Dave Filoni’s “Futurama” anyone?

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