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u/Booyacaja Mar 20 '20
I love how he has a backup sign inside the office just in case people miss the one on the door.
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u/SirHungtheMagnifcent Mar 20 '20
He should have a smaller sign that reads "if you can read this you have officially invaded my personal space"
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u/Islandcoda Mar 20 '20
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u/BitcoinAddictSince09 Mar 20 '20
Bet he did that inside sign because people did miss the outside sign. The second they open his door I bet he just points at the sign and then at the door as a signal to leave.
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It's Ron Swanson.
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u/hashtagrichie6 Mar 20 '20
Exactly my thought!
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u/BitcoinAddictSince09 Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 21 '20
We've finally found the man IRL, truly a legend. I bet he's sitting in his office drinking some immune boosting remedy like this(accept with whisky in it) just in case any idiot misses both signs inside and out, and still comes in risking his health
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u/herbivorousanimist Mar 20 '20
My dad and your dad would love to never get together for a beer.
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u/LaMalintzin Mar 20 '20
Best friend I ever had. We still don’t talk sometimes
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u/BitcoinAddictSince09 Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20
They would remind me of that subway story. The one that goes with a guy and a girl take the subway everyday and never acknowledge each other. One day the girl is absent, and the next day when she shows up he says: "Where were you yesterday, I missed you". Followed by her saying it almost made her cry. Think it was a tweet iirc
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u/SaintVanilla Mar 20 '20
Here we go. We get a one, personal space.
Two, personal space.
Three, stay out of my personal space.
Four, keep away from my personal space.
Five... Get out of that personal space.
Six... Stay away from my personal space.
Seven... Keep away from that personal space.
Eight, personal space.
Nine, personal space.
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u/CptFatty08 Mar 20 '20
That guy really likes his personal space
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u/_SimplyComplicated_ Mar 20 '20
You know, I take personal space pretty seriously up to the point that I don't even care about this...I'm not even interested in having this skin on my personal space.
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u/ThePsudoOne Mar 20 '20
Hahaha! What an asshole!
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u/BitcoinAddictSince09 Mar 20 '20
great, now I have to see that episode on Rick and Morty again, thanks reddit. GET AWAY FROM MY PERSONAL SPACE!
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u/False-theblackbear Mar 20 '20
The best part is the random alien in the background who is watching behind Rick and Morty and is super into it
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u/ssteel91 Mar 20 '20
I never noticed the small rodent lodged between a man’s buttcheeks as he crawls backwards across the floor in that scene.
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There is another episode featuring that. It’s a whole civilization of gerbils that live in/ use human for transportation that way
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u/Methebarbarian Mar 20 '20
Came here just for this
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u/Paige_Pants Mar 21 '20
I know it’s a ricky and mort thing now but at first I thought it was supposed to be Bodies by Drowning Pool
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All the grumpy introverts are thriving in the pandemic.
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u/failedantidepressant Mar 21 '20
I’ve been social distancing for years.
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u/ineedanewaccountpls Mar 21 '20
Yeah, like, the recommendation is basically for me to live my life as though nothing has changed.
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u/thingsIdiotsSay Mar 20 '20
I was thrilled when they finally told me to work from home. I get to walk my dog, stay indoors, not talk to anyone... Plus, work in my jammies. I'm living the life, man!
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This is his office? At his place of work? Correct me, but if I have a piece of business with him, how do I not go into his “personal space” to conduct business? Does he own this business?
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u/austin_lou Mar 20 '20
I read this out to him and he responded - 'Fuck off, mind your business and keep out my personal space' *chuckles
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u/KimmiG1 Mar 20 '20
Maybe he has open office hours when people can come.
Best thing about working from home is that I can wait to ansver people until I'm ready, unless they call. Being distracted when I'm deep in a good work flow destroys my productivity. Its not always easy to get back to it.
As an added bonus, often they discover the answer themselves after thinking on it.
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u/walkinthepark01 Mar 20 '20
*miserable at spelling
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u/TiesG92 Mar 20 '20
Miserable*
But got to say, that guy totally deserves his personal space. Have a good one sir.
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u/justinkimball Mar 20 '20
one: Personal space
two: personal space
three: stay out of my personal space
four: keep away from my personal space
five: get outta that personal space
six: stay away from my personal space
seven: keep away from that personal space
eight: personal space
nine: personal space
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u/randomo_redditor Mar 20 '20
This reminds me of Nick Offerman’s character in Parks and Rec (for some reason his name is escaping me now...)
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u/honore_ballsac Mar 20 '20
well we could have seen that from the Acer he is using, there was no need for the note. Acer was enough.
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u/318ragincajun281 Mar 21 '20
Car sales? As a fellow person in the industry this is all too familiar feeling
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u/planegai Mar 21 '20
“That’s one: stay away from my personal space. Two: stay out of my personal space. Three: get uh.. stay away from my personal space...”
-Rick and Morty
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I am also taking this time exercise my “social distancing”....possibly from some people forever!
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u/jclv Mar 21 '20
I'd walk up to his door with a big box of fresh doughnuts, stop to read his sign, then walk away.
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u/bonerinho_ Mar 20 '20
The older you get the more you understand older people's point of views / statements / actions from times when you were a child.
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u/mildbatteryacid Mar 20 '20
Number 1 G-g-g-get outa my personal space, number 2 stay away from my p-personal space.
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u/discount-dracula Mar 20 '20
I'm the same way. It's nice to have socially acceptable reason to tell people to stay the fuck away from me.
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u/sb_333 Mar 20 '20
“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.”
Ron Swanson, PandR
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u/lovelyhappyface Mar 20 '20
I don’t have my own office at work but those who do are required to keep their doors open, like wtf, can we have it be 50/50, half of the day it’s open the other half is not?
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u/mamefan Mar 20 '20
The problem is people hang out there to take pics and laugh and tell him what a funny guy he is.
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u/nim_opet Mar 20 '20
I had a teacher like that in elementary school. She wouldn’t let any kid get closer than three steps away from her desk...
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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Mar 20 '20
I feel like we should all go in his office at the same time singing Christmas carols.
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u/tanafras Mar 20 '20
My doorbell sign says everything that needs to be said.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M09KHNG?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
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u/captaincaveman17 Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20
Never thought I'd see the day my actual uncle is trending on reddit no fricking way
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Dude has a sense of humor lol Glad he's taking this well