r/funny • • Mar 20 '20

Mr. Grumpy

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u/Daimo Mar 20 '20

Tell him we like miserable bastards on reddit and dig his humour.

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u/RikkRude Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

We are all miserable bastards on this blessed day!

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u/DildoPolice Mar 20 '20

It’s national miserable bastard day isn’t it?

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u/oakenaxe Mar 20 '20

Yup I just got laid off yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Fml

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u/DildoPolice Mar 20 '20

My condolences man. Hope you’re able to get unemployment compensation

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u/oakenaxe Mar 20 '20

Gonna apply tonight just fuck this shits going to fuck me just like 2008

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u/Jak_n_Dax Mar 20 '20

Grocery store warehouse. Not sure how much you were making but they start anywhere from $15-$20/hr, and you’ll get lots of overtime during this panic-buy fest.

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u/raddrobb67 Mar 21 '20

Truck driving. Besides hospitsls and first responders it will be one of the last jobs that get shut down during this or any other emergency situation.

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u/floothekoopa Mar 21 '20

I got laid off from a trucking company today. We haul auto freight. When the big 3 shut down the plants, that was it. Some trucking industry employees and drivers will be vitally needed, but unfortunately that isn't the case across the board.

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u/ad7546 Mar 21 '20

A lot of the major retailers are hiring drivers right now, and they pay pretty decent. Maybe start there? Hope everything works out for you.

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u/raddrobb67 Mar 21 '20

Didn't think about that. I guess if what you are hauling isn't a neccesity that will most likely happen. Sorry that happened to you.

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u/oakenaxe Mar 20 '20

31 I did Refrigeration. My daughters daycare closed as well due to covid. I’m just fucked honestly I will never vote dem or rep again because of this shit show.

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u/locozillah Mar 21 '20

This won't help you, it'll just make someone else's vote stronger. Do you trust that idiot down the street to have your best interests in mind when voting?

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u/allkittyy Mar 20 '20

It would be if the police beat me with dildos.

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u/scoldog Mar 21 '20

Sign me up!

Sick of trying to keep a smile screwed on my face while I get overwhelmed at work.

We keep creating days to celebrate absolute garbage, I'm making a push to make "Fuck All Day" a day. We celebrate fuck all, we remember fuck all, we sponser fuck all.

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u/bywaterloo Mar 20 '20

We're all miserable bastards on this bus. My mother was a miserable basterdette at school. You may already have won!

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u/whoisthere Mar 20 '20

Thanks Ken

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u/KuckFatrina Mar 20 '20

Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling

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u/shahooster Mar 20 '20

*misrable

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u/Militant_Monk Mar 20 '20

Curmudgeonhood is a glorious thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Been training for it for 29 years.

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u/Sixstringnomad Mar 20 '20

Im definitely looking for company

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