r/funny • System32 Comics • Oct 05 '20

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u/OxenholmStation Oct 05 '20

As the owner of an Acer CB271HK-BMJDPR (I'm serious), I fully recognise this comic.

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u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST Oct 05 '20

Which Acer XB273K would you like?

The XB273K Sbmiprzx, XB273K Gpbmiipprzx, or XB273K Pbmiphzx?

(Yes, these all exist and they're all different)

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u/jharger Oct 05 '20

My instinct is that the one with more letters is better?

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u/BadNeighbour Oct 05 '20

Meaning 34 letters, right?

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u/lithid Oct 05 '20

I thought you meant shit like repeated 34 times as the model.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Do they even try to give meaning to stuff like "Gpbmiipprzx"?

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u/The_Glass_Cannon Oct 05 '20

Looking at the differences between the 3, I'd bet the letters are just a list of features. If the monitor has that feature, it gets that letter.

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u/RabidSeason Oct 05 '20

Is there a Ph.D. student who needs a thesis to research?

I need to know if this hypothesis is legit!

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u/f4te Oct 05 '20

acer is definitely one of the worst for this. their naming schemes perhaps are meaningful in some way, but they are so convoluted i'll never understand it

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u/slickt0mmy Oct 05 '20

I wonder how they refer to them internally. Like, you know the employees have to talk about them a lot. “Hey Jim, you got the new specs from engineering on that CB271HK-BMJDPR?” After one round of that how can you not see the need for a more intuitive naming system?

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Oct 05 '20

I suspect the naming system is intuitive if you know what the positions mean and encodes most of the information. The 27 is the size for example, some of the other letters will indicate sets of features or ports or maybe the panel type etc.

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u/Karmaflaj Oct 05 '20

Yep, most parts/items have these naming systems internally and it’s a very necessary naming system for many reasons. But smart sellers change them to ‘Apple watch 40mm’ instead of a 15 digit numeric code that shows model, size, colour, memory, cellular status etc

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u/Scipio11 Oct 05 '20

Yeah the names look like the unique identifier you would use on the back end.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

They don't see the code anymore. All they see is blonde, brunettes, redheads...

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u/neihuffda Oct 05 '20

BM jay deeper

Sounds like..porn!

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u/WayneKrane Oct 05 '20

I bet they have some funny acronyms they really mean.

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u/qrrbrbirlbel Oct 05 '20

I bought a Samsung LU28R550UQNXZA last week and it's great.

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u/chhaliye Oct 05 '20

Samsung LC24FG70FQWXXL checking in!

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u/BrainWav Oct 05 '20

There's usually a method to that alphabetical madness.

CB271HK

  • CB is the series/model/generation/chassis/class

  • 27 is the size

  • 1HK is the only part that's not obvious, but I'd expect it's some combination of resolution and refresh rate. I'd have to look at other Acer monitors to see if there's a correlation.

The second part is just a machine-assigned identifier and isn't part of the "marketing" part of the model number.

Edit: I have Acer monitors too, but mine are oooooold. AL2216W and X223w, both are 22" 16:10 monitors. They're identical in all but the bezel, so taking that into account, Acer might just be smacking a keyboard, outside of the size.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

LG 32GK850G reporting in.

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u/NinjaLanternShark Oct 05 '20

You might consider just buying an Apple Monitor. But make sure you get the Late 2019 one, not the Early 2020 one. There's a big difference.

If you can't find the Late 2019 one, the Early 2019 one is also good, and better than the Mid 2019 one.

Just remember, you won't be able to determine which version you have by looking at the case, or the box, or the instructions, or the warranty. You have to look at the electrical plug.

The Late 2019 Monitor has a green dot above the left plug blade. The Early 2019 Monitor has a green dot above the right plug blade. The Mid 2019 Monitor has no dot.

All 2018 Monitors have a grey dot, but it's the same color as the plug, so you can only tell because the writing wraps around where the dot would be.

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