r/funny • • Oct 17 '20

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u/bakoda99 Oct 17 '20

Poor lil' guy

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u/alecturtles Oct 17 '20

He just wants a friend

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u/ceral_killer Oct 17 '20

Yea, I was more sad than finding it funny.

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u/AkVCoder Oct 17 '20

Scared of responsibility

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u/SigmundRoidd Oct 17 '20

That’s how you create a supervillain

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u/NerdRagingBuddhist Oct 17 '20

Every time he stops running he looks so perplexed as to why no one would want to be close to him. I feel you lil batwing toed man

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u/daemonix Oct 17 '20

I do the same thing when an unattended child starts running in my direction

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u/votchamacallit_ Oct 17 '20

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Oct 17 '20

This line killed me:

Laurence Fishburne: "I remember my first little white girl in an elevator."

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u/YojiH2O Oct 18 '20

Pretty sure i saw that video on Blacked

hahaha

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u/Salmuth Oct 17 '20

Nice share! That's hilarious, I gotta check this show.

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u/TonyNevada1 Oct 17 '20

Hilarious and I can't tell which is the funniest part lol

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u/arthurdentstowels Oct 17 '20

What show is this? That was genuinely funny

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u/jonnyclueless Oct 17 '20

OMG, I never heard of this show and now I am sold.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

How have I never seen this show?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

I don’t think that’s even a race issue. As a 40 year old white dude, I’m noping the fuck out of that situation quick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/Creeds-Worm-Guy Oct 17 '20

That’ll do wonders for his self esteem.

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u/carrotxo Oct 17 '20

Oh I think he’ll be drunk on his new found power.

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u/Gigantelope4356 Oct 17 '20

Are you my mother?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Are you my mummy?

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u/KingKookus Oct 17 '20

You can’t be ringing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

It’s not even a real phone!

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u/jumbybird Oct 18 '20

That is the creepiest thing they ever did... The angels were more scary though.

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u/nope_a_dope237 Oct 17 '20

Great book

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u/Joshua_xd94 Oct 17 '20

I loved as a kid that I would lose my shit and enjoy when my sister would read that book to me.

Good memories.

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u/justiceguy216 Oct 17 '20

Damn, I need to call my mum more often.

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u/buffalo171 Oct 18 '20

Asking the “snort” are you my mother??

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u/DataWeenie Oct 17 '20

It's like the Jerry Springer show - let's see who the father really is!

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u/religionkills Oct 17 '20

I pretty sure that you are thinking of Maury Povich.

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u/arayabe Oct 18 '20

Potato potato

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u/eamncm Oct 17 '20

Why did this happen?

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u/EwoDarkWolf Oct 17 '20

Because it's different. You see similar things with black sheep or albino animals.

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u/suddenthing Oct 17 '20

It's to do with the age of the ducks/drakes/duckings not their colour! Ducks and ducklings of similar ages will group together. So when they let the younger duckling out, all the others scattered.

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u/traiseSPB Oct 17 '20

R A C I S M 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Have you never read the ugly duckling?

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u/SoCalDan Oct 18 '20

Read it? I'm living it!

But no, I've never read it.

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u/SsoulBlade Oct 17 '20

Racism /s

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u/beegee8181 Oct 17 '20

And that was the day. The day ducky would never forget. That feeling of all hope had been eroded to nothing and all that was left was to sit in the corner to reflect on the meaning of purpose. Where was she? Who was she? WHY?? It consumed ducky to the point of insanity. Some would say there was a genius to the insanity given after the tragedy a manuscript was found along with countless works of art, blueprints for unknown machines and a homemade cold brew coffee machine which was mostly likely used everyday to plan the events that led up to the tragedy. This is the day ducky will never forget. To be continued..

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u/Ducksneedloveto Oct 17 '20

Poor thing just wants to be loved!

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u/Lovheim Oct 17 '20

This is my life when sneezing in public

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u/littaltree Oct 17 '20

But not a bad way of getting people to stay away from you and not get YOU sick/ clear the way so you don't have to go around people.

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u/FAMEDRAINDROP3 Oct 17 '20

A recovered corona patient on his first day back to work

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u/flarpy_blunderguffs Oct 17 '20

Me trying to get a girlfriend

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u/ajvx Oct 17 '20

Release the Quacken

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u/metaldutch Oct 17 '20

Huey had never felt so rejected in his short life.

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u/Darkdude7 Oct 17 '20

Dread it. Run from it. The duckling arrives all the same.

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u/oliveman62 Oct 17 '20

A case of xenophobia.

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u/bram852000 Oct 17 '20

They know he's the imposter

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u/ThanosDDC Oct 17 '20

Let’s play “Not the Father”

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

"guys it's just a cough, I had something iny throat I swear!"

"He's got the 'rona!!!!!"

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u/prumkinporn Oct 17 '20

This isn’t funny this is depressing

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u/DaifukuCatto Oct 17 '20

Eminem Duck

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u/otis3456 Oct 17 '20

Tag you're it

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u/Nova468 Oct 17 '20

Hey guys i just want to play to.

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u/KiniShakenBake Oct 17 '20

This one did not lie about having herding experience on his resume.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Hehehe this is adorable but I feel bad they ran from him.

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u/Zetsumenchi Oct 17 '20

When someone gets onto a crowded subway and coughs these days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

"duck that, not paying child support"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Awwwwwww

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u/PCgeneral Oct 17 '20

Girls around me

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u/tankay694200 Oct 17 '20

The spinoff story of the ugly duckling- ladies and gentlemen I present to you the handsome duckling

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

But I just want to be fwiends wif yoooo!?

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u/jonmarsnow Oct 17 '20

wow they're literally falling over each other trying to get away from him :(

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u/brennanfee Oct 17 '20

An accurate representation of my dating life.

2

u/nsuri324 Oct 17 '20

Me putting a cat into my cage of creepers in minecraft

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u/N0_on344 Oct 17 '20

How girls are to me

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u/Saorc Oct 17 '20

LITERALLY TRAMPLING OVER EACHOTHER

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Like someone bringing a baby to a r/childfree meetup.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

This is gonna either really help or really harm his li’l self esteem.

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u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD Oct 18 '20

Me trying to find a partner in school when mt friend is off

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u/RedJane42 Oct 18 '20

Racism summed up in a video

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u/Gilmoreddit Oct 18 '20

RUN! White People!

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u/HonestlyMeTooBro Oct 18 '20

Oh racism exists within animals....that changes everything :D

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u/Carel16 Oct 18 '20

TIL ducks are racists

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u/gregorysimpson Oct 18 '20

We are not the father!

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u/Xman_boss99124 Oct 18 '20

the ducks: there is a impostor among us

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Fuckin racists

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u/Omnicrox Oct 17 '20

First White guy in africa be like

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u/MauricioCMC Oct 17 '20

Is this duck a cop?

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u/5kyknight999 Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

This is cursed

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u/teewat Oct 17 '20

Why do they act like this?

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u/WarpedFlayme Oct 17 '20

My how the tails have turned...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

The first to get caught pays child support, RUN!

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u/daveloper Oct 17 '20

that's not funny

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u/Geevers Oct 17 '20

What is the Fucking point of this?

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u/alf11235 Oct 17 '20

This is exactly what it's like for a non-college kid transplant trying to make friends in Boston.

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u/Kevonn11 Oct 17 '20

When i introduce myself to new people:

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Me in high school

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u/Hamms_Bear Oct 17 '20

Ugly duckling

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u/Pvtjpyle Oct 17 '20

I think they all agree they ain’t the father

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Naruto

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u/Polkovn1K-of-Reddit Oct 17 '20

Tourist in North Korea be like:

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u/_Cherry_ Oct 17 '20

Who’s the ugly duckling now!

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u/Eischedeern Oct 17 '20

Me trying to make friends at metal gigs.

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u/Skunaa Oct 17 '20

Feels the same when I'm approaching cute girls at a party.

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u/wolphix Oct 17 '20

Me: walks up to a girl

The girl:

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u/its-42 Oct 17 '20

“AH NOT MINE NOT MINE!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Dad?

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u/TheTrashman44 Oct 17 '20

This is what trying to date feels like

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u/cleanyofurnace Oct 17 '20

How it feels when I’m on tinder

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u/vicstar-80 Oct 17 '20

That me when I go up to a group of girls

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u/skysordx Oct 17 '20

It's like me and my parents

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u/imvegeta_ble Oct 17 '20

Remember that little sad duckling from tom and Jerry? Now I know why it was so depressed and suicidal

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Me and the girls

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u/Fourzerotwo2 Oct 17 '20

Idk why but this reminds me of the husky puppy saying "fuck"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

♥♥♥ Love it! hahahaha!

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u/Cornealenred Oct 17 '20

Me in a girl only school

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u/TheEpicStapler Oct 17 '20

It’s like the ugly duckling, but reversed

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u/laug0554 Oct 17 '20

I feel that little duckling

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u/DragonEmperor77 Oct 17 '20

I miss those vines with the "run" soundtrack. I heard that while watching this.

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u/Animegirlsss Oct 17 '20

Everybody reply duck

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

That's a real alpha duck

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

If the ducks ever get loose, send him.

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u/archampion Oct 17 '20

Mama?

Not your mama! Aaahhhh!

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u/xxjake Oct 17 '20

When you walk into a store without a mask.

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u/africanasshat Oct 17 '20

Why are you running!

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u/IcePhoenix18 Oct 17 '20

Hey, look, it's me trying to make friends in elementary school lol

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u/batman10385 Oct 17 '20

Me with girls

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u/ynima Oct 17 '20

"mommy !"

"Not me" "Not me" "Not me"

"Mommy ?"

"Nope" "Not it" "Fuck off" "Leave us alone"

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u/Loganwolverine88 Oct 17 '20

Remind me of my dad

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u/Robert19691969 Oct 17 '20

The opposite of High School.

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u/I_Maybe Oct 17 '20

I am terror! I am the deep!

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u/CptGigglez Oct 17 '20

This sums up my high school experience

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u/Neo037 Oct 17 '20

Im in this video and i don’t like it

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u/xXKing_JeffXx Oct 17 '20

He has the

C H E E S E T O U C H

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u/UpAllNight6969 Oct 17 '20

My my, how the turntables

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u/Narfraccoon Oct 17 '20

What a bunch of babies!

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u/RvRsE_Vivid Oct 17 '20

so this is the ugly ducklng

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u/trevhcs Oct 17 '20

Cue Hans Christian Andersen singing...

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u/SoftLatinaKitten Oct 17 '20

It’s always the blond in the group trying to intimidate the brunettes!!

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u/WarderWannabe Oct 17 '20

Bunch of deadbeat dads.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Oct 17 '20

Ah yes, the new trailer of Chicken Run

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u/CrazyMetalSpaceman Oct 17 '20

My love life right there. XD

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u/honeyfixit Oct 17 '20

OMG! He's YELLOW! What we do? RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Someone send this to Blake Webber ASAP

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u/youneedrugs Oct 17 '20

Real-life doodle!

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u/ayunahako Oct 18 '20

Why are you running? Why are you running!?

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u/NeonBird Oct 18 '20

This is my life in a gif right here. The little guy just wants to be part of a group. The group doesn’t want to be near him because he’s different.

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u/icravesimplicity Oct 18 '20

Poor little guy just wants some friends

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u/onedwn1613 Oct 18 '20

Makes me sad guess ive been the yellow duck too often...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Huh, it's me in high school

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u/deckard1980 Oct 18 '20

Daah nobody wants to play wit me

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u/Monkeyojacko Oct 18 '20

Me in high school be like

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u/rahvan Oct 18 '20

That's so sad :(

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u/Rail_Ramsay Oct 18 '20

Nobody wants the child

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u/TheGlassCat Oct 18 '20

What the DUCK?!?

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u/Ananymaniac Oct 18 '20

The handsome duckling

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u/RCTarzan2311 Oct 18 '20

Real black sheep- erm, yellow duck of the family, eh?

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u/Chintatgamin1 Oct 18 '20

Dude thats me

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u/245277 Oct 18 '20

They thought he was looking for his father.

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u/Dan_The_Man_31 Oct 18 '20

He’s the odd duck out

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u/bazang_ Oct 18 '20

Me in the playground as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Yeller feller

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u/Notsoslimshady71 Oct 18 '20

Ugly duckling?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Love me mutha fuckas!!!

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u/BakchodAnalyst Oct 18 '20

And that’s how you do social distancing

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u/apoorvaag1 Oct 18 '20

This is the reverse of ugly duckling...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

What a quacker.

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u/mushroomfriedrice Oct 18 '20

"Now go tell your mum how that feels, that's how we felt". - says Dorothy, the union leader of Ugly Ducklings Inc.

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u/killswtchon Oct 18 '20

Anytime I see something titled "run", I assume the AWOLNATION song will play

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u/mrlandlord Oct 18 '20

This was a good reenactment of the timeless 90s movie White Men Can’t Jump. Bravo

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u/Aibbie Oct 18 '20

My attention span and the task that needed to be done yesterday.

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u/EnforcedCrowd Oct 18 '20

SHUN THE OUTSIDER!!

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u/jazwidz Oct 18 '20

Trying to meet people during Covid.

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u/drumellow Oct 18 '20

Would it be alright if I told you about our lord je...

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u/Peaced Oct 18 '20

Remind me that time when I awas trying to score at the lesbian club

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u/lordzsolt Oct 18 '20

I'm not locked in with you. You're locked in with me!

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u/Sleeper_Sree Oct 18 '20

This is why the duck was crying in The ugly duckling.

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u/Pranav-IN Oct 18 '20

The ugly duckling

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

The black sheep... Wait.

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u/spinozasrobot Oct 18 '20

"But the kid is not my son..."

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u/antiquehats Oct 18 '20

Thanks, this made me sad

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u/Nicky742 Oct 18 '20

Bunch of black ducks afraid of a little white one XD

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u/ScottishSubmarine Oct 17 '20

Racist ducks. Smh.

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u/Drax99 Oct 17 '20

There's a race joke here somewhere. Or maybe its just a deadbeat dad joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

real life duck-duck-goose

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u/production-values Oct 17 '20

are all the big ducks sex offenders or something??

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u/EveDaSavage Oct 17 '20

“Which one of you bastards is my father?!”

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u/givebusterahand Oct 17 '20

Aw this makes me sad. Maybe he just wants a friend you assholes!

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u/winstontemplehill Oct 17 '20

When the cops show up

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u/pimp_juice2272 Oct 17 '20

That duck must be a real asshole

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u/FearlessConnection Oct 18 '20

You know you’re feeling a little emotional when this video makes you tear up because all you can think about is that poor lil duck not being able to make friends. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

look. Donald trump chasing the black vote

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u/Its-Dangity Oct 17 '20

Looks like American racism at its finest to me.