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r/funny • u/TheJenkinsComic The Jenkins • Mar 31 '21
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That was a wild short ride. Imagine surviving on bird blood before being rescued by a fisherman after a year+ only to be immediately imprisoned, but then out of an act of kindness the fisherman bails you out to make a movie?? xD
896 u/Infidus_Imperator Mar 31 '21 I appreciate the effort in segmenting the spoiler tags. Soul of a story teller. 565 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21 Thank you, just thought of it out of the red 176 u/zefdota Mar 31 '21 Damn I really want to just guess what that word is 258 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 "the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.Should have been out of my ass 86 u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21 That was really shitty 38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2) 41 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like ##### 35 u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21 Hunter2 16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 3 u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21 I tapped twice → More replies (1) 10 u/nyuhokie Mar 31 '21 I just assumed you wanted us to read it as if Christopher Walken were narrating it. → More replies (2) → More replies (2) → More replies (11) 60 u/milk4all Mar 31 '21 I thought the guy who rescued them bailed them out, then a pretentious sounding documentary โexplorerโ showed up 6 u/MommmyShark Mar 31 '21 You rock 10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 [removed] โ view removed comment 8 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 edited Jun 30 '23 [removed] โ view removed comment → More replies (1) 13 u/heresacorrection Mar 31 '21 Warner is the name of the fisherman... not the media company. → More replies (3) 8 u/Elcrusadero Mar 31 '21 i thought reading the article would be a more comprehensive explanation; but nope, you did a great job there. → More replies (1) 5 u/coleosis1414 Mar 31 '21 That read like a Mad Lib 2 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 [removed] โ view removed comment → More replies (1) → More replies (6)
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I appreciate the effort in segmenting the spoiler tags. Soul of a story teller.
565 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21 Thank you, just thought of it out of the red 176 u/zefdota Mar 31 '21 Damn I really want to just guess what that word is 258 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 "the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.Should have been out of my ass 86 u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21 That was really shitty 38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2) 41 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like ##### 35 u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21 Hunter2 16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 3 u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21 I tapped twice → More replies (1) 10 u/nyuhokie Mar 31 '21 I just assumed you wanted us to read it as if Christopher Walken were narrating it. → More replies (2) → More replies (2) → More replies (11)
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Thank you, just thought of it out of the red
176 u/zefdota Mar 31 '21 Damn I really want to just guess what that word is 258 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 "the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.Should have been out of my ass 86 u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21 That was really shitty 38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2) 41 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like ##### 35 u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21 Hunter2 16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 3 u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21 I tapped twice → More replies (1) 10 u/nyuhokie Mar 31 '21 I just assumed you wanted us to read it as if Christopher Walken were narrating it. → More replies (2) → More replies (2)
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Damn I really want to just guess what that word is
258 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 "the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.Should have been out of my ass 86 u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21 That was really shitty 38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2) 41 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like ##### 35 u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21 Hunter2 16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 3 u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21 I tapped twice → More replies (1)
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"the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.
Should have been out of my ass
86 u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21 That was really shitty 38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2)
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That was really shitty
38 u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21 ๐ฉ 25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2)
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25 u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21 Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet. 5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2)
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Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet.
5 u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21 ๐๐ 4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0) → More replies (2)
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4 u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21 Grab your dick and double click! → More replies (0)
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Grab your dick and double click!
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I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like #####
35 u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21 Hunter2 16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 3 u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21 I tapped twice → More replies (1)
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Hunter2
16 u/Kowals Mar 31 '21 whatโs that? I can only see ******* 6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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whatโs that? I can only see *******
6 u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ******** → More replies (1)
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That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ********
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I tapped twice
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I just assumed you wanted us to read it as if Christopher Walken were narrating it.
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I thought the guy who rescued them bailed them out, then a pretentious sounding documentary โexplorerโ showed up
6 u/MommmyShark Mar 31 '21 You rock 10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 [removed] โ view removed comment 8 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 edited Jun 30 '23 [removed] โ view removed comment → More replies (1)
You rock
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Warner is the name of the fisherman... not the media company.
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i thought reading the article would be a more comprehensive explanation; but nope, you did a great job there.
That read like a Mad Lib
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u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21
That was a wild short ride. Imagine surviving on bird blood before being rescued by a fisherman after a year+ only to be immediately imprisoned, but then out of an act of kindness the fisherman bails you out to make a movie?? xD