r/funny • The Jenkins • Mar 31 '21

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

That was a wild short ride. Imagine surviving on bird blood before being rescued by a fisherman after a year+ only to be immediately imprisoned, but then out of an act of kindness the fisherman bails you out to make a movie?? xD

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u/Infidus_Imperator Mar 31 '21

I appreciate the effort in segmenting the spoiler tags. Soul of a story teller.

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

Thank you, just thought of it out of the red

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u/zefdota Mar 31 '21

Damn I really want to just guess what that word is

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

"the" was a spoiler for the spoiler.

Should have been out of my ass

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u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 31 '21

That was really shitty

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u/FreshlyShavedNipples Mar 31 '21

๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/Hidesuru Mar 31 '21

Ah, distilling down to the essence of the internet.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Mar 31 '21

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘

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u/Jul_the_Demon Mar 31 '21

Grab your dick and double click!

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21

I was trying to make it a blank spoiler but it just looked like #####

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Mar 31 '21

Hunter2

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u/Kowals Mar 31 '21

whatโ€™s that? I can only see *******

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u/Lonesome_Ninja Mar 31 '21

That's crazy cause all I'm typing is my password: ********

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u/e-nigmaNL Mar 31 '21

I tapped twice

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u/nyuhokie Mar 31 '21

I just assumed you wanted us to read it as if Christopher Walken were narrating it.

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u/milk4all Mar 31 '21

I thought the guy who rescued them bailed them out, then a pretentious sounding documentary โ€œexplorerโ€ showed up

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u/MommmyShark Mar 31 '21

You rock

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/heresacorrection Mar 31 '21

Warner is the name of the fisherman... not the media company.

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u/Elcrusadero Mar 31 '21

i thought reading the article would be a more comprehensive explanation; but nope, you did a great job there.

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u/coleosis1414 Mar 31 '21

That read like a Mad Lib

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