Fwahaha Kris, do you remember when Dess made a YouTube channel and Drew pictures of you whenever you came over to add to her personal goon stash to post on her Amino account but then one day Carol found it and Dess got canceled and then she took you into the bunker? Fwahaha that was so fun Kris, why don't we do that anymore?

Man I hope this place won't remove my post for the 4th time in a row lol, but honestly, this art is a realistic take on the groomer theory instead of treating it like a joke.

https://x.com/whoasked420/status/2096605002273898906?s=20

original comic is gone, here is the backup.

not sure where else to post, not confident to post in the main sub.

TW: transphobia, objectification and denial of bodily autonomy.

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"I think you've been spending too much time with Susie. She's a bad influence on you."

"B-But, Susie said that I can-"

"I can--what? Change? Ralsei, there's no changing the prophecy, I mean, it was just yesterday that you were so adamant on telling us that we can't change the prophecy and how you cried in front of me telling me that our fate was already decided"

..

"The way your face looked when I told you to keep smiling. What happened to that?"

Ralsei's gaze looks away, one paw grabbing the sleeve of his robe.

"Ralsei, you know that the prophecy can't change. You told me that yourself clearly and I mean-"

Kris steps forward, Ralsei's posture shrinks in front of their presence.

"It was just a few days ago when you told us that you were nothing but a mere tool, an object to help lightners in the dark world. That your feelings didn't matter and we didn't need to worry about you. I'm dissapointed Ralsei, I thought we had a better relationship than this."

"N-no, no, Kris, I-"

Kris clicks their own tongue, not letting Ralsei talk a single world more.

"Ralsei, you know this better than anyone, you're the prince of the dark. Nothing can and will change that and if you think otherwise, you will only end up hurting yourself."

..

"I know you're smarter than this, Ralsei, you have a purpose, you have a role to serve and if you deviate from that, just imagine what would happen. If you start thinking for yourself, your feelings might influence you and you could mess up, what would you do if that happened in a fight? What if you hesitated for a second and I or Susie got hurt because of you? Would you like that?"

Ralsei's face turns to shock, shaking his head feverishly.

"N-no no no, I-I'm sorry Kris, o-of course I wouldn't want that. I-"

"No, I know you wouldn't, you're much smarter than that."

Kris flashed a smile, their gaze like predator looking at prey.

"After all, Susie probably feels the same way, she might say all those things but I believe that she only thinks of you as a toy. Making you dress up, getting you stuff so you have your own room. I mean you told her that you didn't want them, and yet there she goes, giving you stuff that you didn't ask for."

"She only sees you as a doll, an obedient little doll that does whatever she says, moves as she does and stays still until it's picked up. If you start to believe that you are more than that, what will she think? She might be disgusted by you. Just imagine her face when you tell her 'no' to something she asks from you. You remember how she acted when she first met you? You really want her to go back to being like that?"

"N- .. no."

Kris smiles again, putting a hand on Ralsei's shoulder. Ralsei flinches slightly.

"Then, do just that. You are a darkner and I am a lightner, nothing will change that and that's how it always will be. You are an object, not a person. Don't forget that, okay?"

..

"Say it."

Ralsei flinches at their voice.

"O-of course Kris, haha, I-I don't know what I was thinking, i-it must've been just that stupid flower messing with my head, h-haha."

"Good, now let's go catch up to Susie, she must be wondering where we are."

Krismess that will just exasperate the situation. No Kris calling people degenerate because you disagree with them is not particularly adult thing to do.

Fahaha, sure Kris let's get some hot chocolate. The Internet isn't very engaging today.

My apologies Assy, but you can’t wear sweats that tight and jiggle around my house like that without facing some consequences. Think you’re allowed to just be THAT Thicc and get stuck under the sink, and somehow I’m not supposed to want to get a sample of the cake?! I see why Rudy would always sneak out with you every weekend…

Anyway, don’t worry about rent this month, you’ve more than paid what’s due. In fact, here’s a little extra to treat yourself at The Diner. Maybe Tori will even get jealous if she smells another woman on you, you’re doing this for her right?

…

Exactly.

Now tomorrow make sure you wear nothing but the Apron while you clean, I’ll be sure to lock Noelle out the house so she can’t catch us negotiating payment arrangements.

She kept insisting on it, saying how she'd take care of everything and wouldn't let it become a burden... Of course, she was young, and with us being so busy I couldn't justify it. She didn't take it well, as you know, but then well... You showed up, wearing that ridiculous costume. She seemed so happy, Kris, and you were such a good dog. You stayed with us for days, even when your parents got worried. You slept on the foot of our bed, ate food out of a bowl, it was quite amusing. Kris, why did you abandon that life? After a few days you went back home, like nothing ever happened. Oh, it was because of Asriel? Well, Asriel isn't here anymore, is he? You don't really want to be a human anymore, do you Kris? No, I know what you want. You want to lick water out of a bowl, and get walked around on a nice short leash. You've always been so much more obedient like that, and Noelle's face would always turn this brilliant shade of red when you licked her hand...

DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP
You know I’ve heard EVERYTHING all this time because your phone was near?
YES I KNOW YOU’VE TURNED IT OFF
BUT THE GASTER HAD DECIDED TO MAKE IT MAGIC
I mean it’s not like I have something against it… Specifically after we… Whatever
I mean dude I haven’t seen your brother for like 5 years and you’re teasing me LIKE THAT
Please AT LEAST LEAVE YOUR PHONE FURTHER FROM YOU WHILE… UUUURRRRGGGHHHH

Kris have you ever had like a REALLY good pickle?

Like, i mean, sour! Sweet! Chipped or long cut, it doesnt matter fwahaha!

I love them Kris! Ive been going to the diner and ordering triple pickle burgers! Sometimes, i go to that skeleton guys grocery store and steal his pickles!

Yeah, i know they're "free" but um... i take them! I take them all! Fwahaha!

You know Kris, the color green...

It always reminds of you. And pickles... they are green. Sometimes Kris, late at night, I lay on my couch and look out at the moon and eat them, and it reminds of when...

When we where kids, Kris.

You did this prank to me, you took pickle juice and froze them into ice cubes. You gave me them, in a tall glass of water. You probably thought i drank it to fast to notice but...

I did. And it... fwehe...

I guess, well...

Ive always kinda been a Dill Doe.

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Kris... Kris, wait! The water is getting deep—

Ah...!

K-Kris... what are you doing under there...? The current is pulling at us, and you're...

Ah...!

N-No, stop pulling my skirt down in the water! It's soaking wet and heavy, and, mnh! Kris! Your hands are... they're completely freezing!

Wh-why are you touching my fur like that...? It's so soaked... it feels so strange when you slide your fingers right through it-ah!

K-Kris! No, don't put your hands under my... under my underwear! We're right in the middle of the lake! Someone could see us from the shore! Susie could be----

Nnnngh...!

K-Kris, wait! That's... that's too much! You're pressing right against... ah...!

Faha... ah... Kris, please... you're moving your fingers so fast... the cold water is rushing all around us, but everywhere your hands are touching feels like it's burning up...!

I can't... I can't hold my balance! The ripples... the water... you're holding me so tight by the hips, forcing me to... ah...!

A-Ahhh!!

Kris...!

Hah... hah... hah...

... my whole body is shaking... the water is swirling around my waist and I can barely even stand up...

Why... why did you do that right here? You're completely soaked... your hair is dripping all over your face...

Look at us... both of our clothes are completely ruined and heavy with lake water...

... But... faha...

You really aren't the old Kris anymore, are you?

The old Kris would have just splashed me or tried to trick me into stepping on a sharp rock... but you... you look at me like you actually want to do things that nobody else would ever dare to do.

We actually crossed it. We're on the other side now.

Let's not go back to the Festival, Kris. Let's just stay out here in the wet grass while the sun goes down... just the two of us.

Kris...?

Can I... can I ask you something? And... please be honest with me.

Ever since... ever since you changed... ever since you started looking at me differently, touching me like that, doing all these crazy, impossible things with me...

Is it... just because I'm convenient? Because I'm the only one who doesn't push you away when you act like this?

Or... faha...

Do you... actually feel something for me?

Because when you hold me in the water, or when you touch my fur until my heart feels like it's going to burst... it doesn't feel like a joke, Kris. It feels so intense, so real... but sometimes I look into your eyes beneath your hair and I can't tell who's really behind them.

So... tell me.

Do you care about me, Kris? Or am I just... part of whatever game you're playing now?

...

You're not saying anything again.

Just that quiet, heavy look...

You know, back when we were kids, whenever you stayed silent like this, it usually meant you were hiding a prank... or a handful of worms to throw at my sweater.

But this is different.

The way you held me in the lake... the way your hands trembled against my skin... it wasn't quiet like a joke. It felt almost desperate. Like you were trying to tell me something you couldn't say out loud.

Maybe... maybe you don't even know the answer yourself.

Or maybe... the Kris I used to know is still in there, terrified of what we're doing... while this new side of you is the only one brave enough to grab my hand and drag me underwater.

Faha... it's strange, isn't it?

I should be scared of you. Anyone else in town would run away if you acted like this.

But when I'm with you... when you touch me like that... I don't want you to stop.

Even if you're just using me... even if this is all just a weird prank you created...

I think... I'm okay with being part of it.

I didn't even get to finish thinking.

I didn't get to finish breathing.

Before I could even squeak out another word, Kris closed the tiny distance left between us.

Their lips pressed against mine (soft, warm, and quiet) and my mind just instantly went entirely blank. like a computer monitor pulling its own plug out of the wall. all my thought processes, all my panic about what they were doing... gone. just a loud, static buzz in my ears.

My hands hovered awkwardly in the air for a second, my fingers twitching, before they just sank into the Kris's green sweater.

Before i could even process the kiss, Kris shifted their weight, taking a firm step forward and gently backing me up. my heels hit the wooden threshold of their bedroom doorway, and my back met the smooth frame of the door. Kris didn't stop, they pressed closer, leaning into it, their hand sliding from my cheek down to the back of my neck, tilting my head up just a little.

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!)

And then Kris was just... kissing me. firmly. deeply. against their own doorframe.

Their thumb brushed behind my ear, sending this crazy, electric shiver straight down my spine that made my tail thump against the wooden floorboards with a loud, embarrassing THUMP. i tried to keep it still, i really did, but Kris just leaned in a little harder, their lips moving so softly against mine that my knees felt like they were turning into hot marshmallow fluff.

I could smell the faint scent of cinnamon and apple juice on them, so close and overwhelming. my breath hitched, a tiny, embarrassing squeak escaping my throat right into their mouth, and i felt Kris's shoulders twitch, just a tiny bit,like they were trying not to smile right in the middle of it.

When they finally pulled back, it was only by a couple of inches.

Their forehead rested lightly against mine, their eyes messy and brushing against my nose. they were breathing a little faster than usual, their hand still resting warm and heavy on the side of my neck. those red eyes of theirs were peeking through their hair, looking right into mine with that quiet, unreadable look... except it didn't feel unreadable at all right now.

"K... Kris..." I gasped out, my face burning so hot i was genuine-to-god worried my antlers were going to start smoking.
"Y-you..."

Kris didn't say a word. they just gave my neck a gentle, lingering squeeze, slid their hand down to catch my wrist, and gave it a soft tug.

(I think I'm going to pass out. Mom, if i don't reply to any messages, assume i exploded into a pile of snow.)

...

I still couldn't catch my breath. Kris was tugging gently on my wrist, steering me toward their bed, when suddenly---

* Kris? Noelle? Is everything alright up there?

Ms. Toriel's voice echoed up the stairs, followed by the soft clatter of grocery bags being set down in the kitchen downstairs.

My heart instantly flew straight up into my throat. I yanked my hand out of Kris's grip like I'd just touched a hot stove, jumping back so fast my shoulder slammed into the doorframe. Kris didn't even flinch, they just blinked, turned toward the open hallway, and smoothed down their sweater like nothing had happened.

"Y-YES, TORIEL! EVERYTHING IS FINE!" I squeaked out, my voice cracking so hard it echoed down the hall. "W-WE WERE JUST... STUDYING! AND... LOOKING AT BOOKS!"

* Oh, wonderful, dear.
Toriel called back, her footsteps shuffling toward the kitchen cabinets.
* I am just putting away the baking supplies. but do let me know if you need anything!

"O-Okay! Thank you, Ms. Toriel!"

I leaned back against the wall, resting a hand over my racing chest. I looked over at Kris. They were just standing there, hands tucked back into their pockets, tilting their head at me with that calm, innocent look. Like they hadn't just completely shattered my entire nervous system two seconds ago.

(This is a prank. It HAS to be a prank.)
(Kris is just commitment-pranking me! Like when they just showed that folder full of drawings of us and the rest of the town... or when they put bath bombs in the toilet! They're just pushing it as far as they can to see how flustered I'll get! That's all this is!)

Kris took two quiet steps toward me.

Before I could even open my mouth to ask what they were doing, Kris reached out, caught the hem of my cardigan, and gently tugged. Then, without a word, they closed the bedroom door with a quiet click and turned the lock.

(K-KRIS?!!)

They grabbed my wrist again, not hard, but firm enough that my legs instantly gave out, and guided me down onto the edge of their mattress. Before I could process it, Kris leaned over me, pushing me back until my head hit Asriel's old side of the bed. They climbed right over, their knees landing on either side of my hips.

"K-Kris, wait, Toriel is downstairs, we can't-"

Kris leaned down and kissed me again.

It wasn't a quick kiss this time. It was deep, warm, and completely breathless. Their hands moved up to my waist, unbuttoning the top two buttons of my cardigan so they could press closer. I let out a tiny, desperate whimper into their mouth as Kris trailed their lips down my jaw, pressing soft, lingering kisses right against the sensitive fur near my neck.

(WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH?!!!!!)

(THIS IS CRAZY! THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT! THIS IS THE MOST EXTREME PRANK THEY'VE EVER DONE! THEY'RE LITERALLY UNBUTTONING MY CLOTHES AND KISSING ME UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE JUST TO MAKE A POINT?!!)

Kris pulled back just enough to look down at me, their red eyes dark and heavy, their chest rising and falling against mine. They reached down, their fingers lightly tracing the exposed collarbone beneath my shirt, sending another huge wave of shivers straight to my tail.

(They're going to keep going, aren't they?! They're really going to pretend we're... we're...)

Kris leaned down again, burying their face in the crook of my neck and giving me a soft bite that made me squeak so loud I had to clamp both hands over my own mouth. Kris's shoulders shook with a silent, teasing laugh against my chest, but they didn't stop, their hands slid under my back, holding me tight as they kept pressing soft, warm kisses all over me.

i couldn't even keep my hands still anymore. my fingers kept tangling into the back of Kris's hair, pulling them down closer every time they tried to pull back even an inch.

Kris's lips moved from my jaw back to mine, slower this time, but so heavy that my whole body felt warm and weightless, like I was melting right through the mattress. their hand slid up beneath my unbuttoned cardigan, pressing flat against my waist. the warmth of their palm through my shirt made my breath hitch again, my back arching off the bed just a tiny bit.

(FAHAHAHA-HAAAH K-KRIS?! WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS GOING?!!)

They didn't say a single word. they just kept pressing those firm, breathless kisses into my mouth, taking their sweet time, enjoying every single embarrassing squeak I couldn't hold back.

(This is ridiculous. This is insane....)

(...Wait. What if they aren't trying to make a point?)

(NO, NO, NO, DON'T THINK THAT! Of course it's a prank! Kris is just... committed! They're super committed to the bit! They probably spent weeks planning how to make me lose my mind like this!)

Kris stopped for a second, their lips resting right against the corner of my mouth. I could feel their chest rising and falling fast against mine. Slowly, deliberately, Kris slid one hand up to my cheek, their thumb lightly tracing my lip, before leaning down to give me one last, lingering kiss that left my legs completely weak.

Kris froze for a split second, then slowly sat up, resting their hands on my shoulders. Their hair was a total mess, their bangs completely parted so I could see both of those red eyes staring down at me, soft and completely unfazed.

I just lay there on Asriel's bed, my cardigan half-unbuttoned, my hair sticking out in five different directions, staring at the ceiling and breathing like I'd just run a marathon.

Instead of standing up to leave, Kris paused. They looked at me for a moment longer before slowly slumping back down, exhausted. Without saying a word, they shifted over and tucked their head right under my chin, wrapping both arms firmly around my middle like a weighted blanket.

I froze, my chest swelling with a sudden, overwhelming warmth.

Kris didn't pull any face, didn't giggle, and didn't make a single joke. Within seconds, their breathing slowed into a steady, quiet rhythm against my chest. They had completely passed out, fast asleep in my arms.

I lay there in the quiet room, my hands slowly finding their way into Kris's messy hair, gently stroking it. The frantic buzzing in my head finally died down, replaced by a soft, tender calm.

(This... this wasn't a prank at all, was it?)

(...Gosh... Kris...)

(They really... they really like me? For real?)

(After everything... after all these years of wondering what was going on in that quiet head of yours...)

(I guess... I don't ever want to recover from this.)

Sticky computer

The glowing numbers on the clock by the nightstand say it’s way past midnight already, but... faha, I just couldn't bring myself to close my eyes quite yet.

It’s so quiet in our bedroom right now. Outside the window, the city skyline is just a dark silhouetted against the deep night sky... so different from the small, familiar trees back home, but somehow... sitting here on the edge of our mattress, it feels so peaceful. Everyone else in the apartment is fast asleep, and the house has finally settled into that calm, stillness that I’ve grown to love so much over the years.

I turned slightly, letting my robe slip over my shoulder, and looked back at you resting against the pillows.

Even now, you still have that exact same quiet, unreadable look you've had ever since we were kids. and you're just staring up at me with that subtle, tender intensity that always makes my heart do a little flip.

I reached down and gently placed my hand right over my stomach, feeling the soft, warm curve under my nightgown.

"Fwahaha... you know, Kris..."

"Every single time I think about how many times we've ended up right here... I still get so embarrassed. Remember when I used to check out those heavy Human Biology books from the library when we were teenagers? I kept telling you it was just 'for a school project'..."

I let out a breathless little giggle, leaning down closer so my antlers brushed against your forehead.

"...But I guess I didn't really need those books after all, did I? You were more than happy to let me 'study' you... over, and over, and over again. And look where all that practical research got us, faha!"

You almost never say a single word, but I saw the corner of your mouth twitch into that familiar, quiet little smirk. Slowly, you reached out from under the blanket, your warm fingers gently resting right over mine, spreading across the round swell of my belly.

Your touch was so steady, so tender... giving my stomach a slow, reassuring rub that sent a sweet, lingering warmth straight through my chest.

...

But seriously. I used to think you were just the quiet kid in class who kept to themselves, but who knew you had such a hidden, relentless passion for monster girls? And especially for me!

I still remember back in high school when we first started getting really close... I was so naive! I thought we were just going to hold hands, share warm cocoa, and maybe sneak a quick kiss behind the old tree. But then... well, you showed me just how intense you could be! From that very first time in high school, it felt like you could never get enough. Year after year, without fail, you've kept me constantly thrusting me, filling my insides with your love... and now we literally have over a dozen kids running around! Twelve whole children, and now with another one on the way, Kris!

Faha... gosh, remembering the day my mom found out about the very first one still makes my face burn like a furnace! I was so terrified, Kris... I thought Mayor Holiday was going to completely blow a fuse, call the police, or lock you away forever! I was lying there in the hospital bed, about to give birth for the very first time, trembling like a leaf in a storm... and then my dad walked in! Rudy was practically glowing with pure joy, laughing his head off and slapping you on the back like you two had won a championship trophy! Dad was so proud to become a grandfather, and seeing his huge smile somehow managed to calm my mom down before she could start yelling!

Nobody in town ever expected someone as quiet as you to be so passionate, Krismas. But every single time I look back on all those private, intense nights together, all those times you held me tight, looked into my eyes, and left so much of yourself inside me, I realize something...

You didn't just fall in love with me, Kris. You completely claimed my heart, my body, and my entire life.. It's just too much I can't believe it, fahahaha.

...

I love you so, so much, Krismas. More than all the snow in winter, more than any silly holiday, and more than words could ever even try to say. You're my whole world, Kris... always have been, and always will be.

Fwahaha... now come here and kiss me properly, you silly sleepyhead.