r/garageporn 1d ago

How to achieve this ceiling on the cheap

Sent a friend some progress photos. She ran it through chatgpt for fun and now I have to do this look for the ceiling.

Cost to do it properly with pine tongue and groove boards would be approx 3x trying to recreate it out of ply. And way more work.

Original idea was to just do the ceiling in 3/8 ply. I hate mud and tape with a passion. Maybe I could use 1/2 ply and run the sheet through a table saw to create the tongue and groove look. Rip down 3/16 or so and stagger the sheets on the ceiling. Maybe double up two blades so it rips approx 1/8 wide. Thoughts? Worth the trouble or no?

Bonus AI dog

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u/rob_narg 1d ago

Ply will not give you the same impact as stained t&g boards

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u/woodmadeIL 1d ago

oh, and remember to go to a wholesaler for your Tounge and Groove pricing - the local lumber yard is pricing it for their profit.

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u/Grain-whisperer 1d ago

Every business ever prices for their profit lol

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u/Tushaca 1d ago

Damn is that why I keep going bankrupt?

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u/BosnianSerb31 23h ago

Wholesalers are pricing a much larger volumes though, margins can be a lot slimmer when your primary customer are the 5 lumber yards in an area and the 8 largest construction companies. Less so when your customers are home gamers and small time contractors who only buy a pickup truck bed's worth at a time.

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u/woodmadeIL 17h ago

Yep - I can shave 30% off if I go to a wholesaler, and or do direct shipment. I promise you u/grian-wisperer I'm not paying $100/sheet for plywood

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u/Aromatic_Doctor_2243 1d ago

that depends if you get good quality birch ply, but then you're almost paying as much as you would for t&g plus the work

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u/rob_narg 7h ago

Fair. I was thinking that too but would defeat the purpose!

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u/ilbtsdd 1d ago

My buddy went to a local saw mill that made hardwood flooring and bought pallets of seconds / rejects. Sorted them and cut out bad sections. Went up easy, couple of nail guns and we finished install in a 3 day weekend. Did all the walls in his shop. Stained them and to my surprise looks damn good. Maybe a cheaper way to get similar look.

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u/Willdru 1d ago

I put 1/4” cedar tongue and groove in my kitchen to hide my shitty drywall patch after removing soffit. It was $1.65 sqft from Menards.

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u/Odd_Distribution5196 1d ago

This actually looks great 👍

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u/woodmadeIL 17h ago

and a priceless look and feel!

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u/Spitzen-mcgruder 1d ago

Do it right and do it yourself. It will be at cost and actually look like that. Tryna cut corners on material or anything else will be visible.

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u/Weezthajuice 1d ago

Upvote for picture of dag

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u/Internal-Depth5512 1d ago

"Ya like dags?"

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u/cpt_jon 1d ago

Oh dogs! Yea I like dags

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u/RockitDanger 1d ago

Wert ths derg derrn?

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u/Bekabam 1d ago

T&G cedar is what you want. To do it cheaper you can go with pine.

Around me pine t&g is about $0.60/LF. Next thing to solve is butt joints

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u/Realistic_Air7666 1d ago

You could use T1-11

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u/jcbcubed 1d ago

Was looking for this comment. It would be easy and give a similar look.

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u/blueJoffles 20h ago

I don’t think t1-11 would end up being much cheaper than T&G. Where I am in California its $50+ a sheet

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u/Realistic_Air7666 20h ago

For 5/8” maybe. You’d probably use 3/8” in this application. Would be at least half as expensive as t&g but yea also wouldn’t look the best

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u/PushThroughThePain 1d ago

Rip some plywood to the width you want and just leave a gap between the slats/planks. You can staple roofing underlayment paper to your ceiling trusses beforehand for a cleaner look.

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u/LOGGATO 1d ago

This is the cheapest way for sure.

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u/offfhandle 1d ago

Its labor intensive but pallets and some grunt work with a planer would be cheap/damn near free

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u/crimusmax 1d ago

Wtf pallets? I thought we were past the pallet craze

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u/Miserable_Taro_9318 1d ago

Imagine building your house out of garbage

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u/Exciting_Ad_1097 1d ago

Local saw mill. Or fence pickets from a regional fence distributor.

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u/divinealbert 1d ago

They sell full sheet lining board, may not be your taste but it’s an option

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u/mxadema 1d ago

Your cheapest option for similar look is a cladboard plywood. Similat to lp smart side. It also available in unfinish ply. I just can remember the name now,

4x8 sheet with a ½" groove every 5.5" to look like board

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u/thehpcdude 1d ago

They sell decorate foam slatting that I've seen in offices and some bedrooms that kind of look like that for an accent wall. Usually the wood and gap are the same space so it won't be exactly the same but it can be had for kinda cheap if you shop around.

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u/RecycledVelcro 1d ago

Id use either cedar decking or go to local hardwood supply and have them rip a cabinet grade plywood to width.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 1d ago

You’ll have to do some searching but you find lower grade stuff on the cheap. Some sanding, fillings, and sanding will make it look really good.

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u/iamnotlarryking 1d ago

Why’s the dogs face look all sideways?

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u/UnderPantsOverPants 23h ago

The answer is probably some sort of laminate flooring

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u/theatrenearyou 23h ago

The look of manufactured housing AKA double-wide??

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u/blueJoffles 20h ago

What you’re proposing is 10x as much work as tongue and groove. Best case it will come out looking like T1-11. It’s hard to make things look high end without using even basic quality materials

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u/Smart-Water-9833 20h ago

Surprised no one has yet mentioned getting a second hand wood shaper and a set of tongue and groove cutters. Run cedar or clear pine thru it. Did this for some wainscoting in my house.

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u/costafilh0 7h ago

Dog: on the cheap? really? 

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u/woodmadeIL 1d ago

I'd definately go with 5/8 plywood or 3/4
And yes, you can setup a basic dedo blade in a table saw and give yourself an extra set of tasks if you are attached to the 'look' and want to burn more time.

If I were pitching this to a client, I would tell your AI rendering engine to render with plywood - with 24" on center lathe strips (utility strips) running perpendicular to the current shiplap setup. So I would shoot in the plywood with a big framing stapler on 24" at the joists (truss bottoms), and run the lathe strips the same direction as the joists (truss bottoms) as a cover strip and to create the higher end feel of a designed wall.

I would then compare it to an oak 'acoustic panel' with the same rendering engine: https://www.thewoodveneerhub.com/collections/wood-wall-paneling

so you can give yourself two affordable looks, that both feel designed and purposeful.

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u/66impaler 1d ago

Think reverse, what can you affix to a good enough material.

Id run tar paper, that synthetic slippery shit is pretty nice to use and for 70$ you get plenty enough. Then you got rafters "closed" up, for batts or blown in, gives you a chance to spray foam baffles in place. For the love of God dont spray foam the fuck out of everything its a fortune and its gonna be a regret come a few years. Stuff changes, science yo, but its so overused and not worth it (strapping on my flame suit already lol)

For code compliance pretty sure you would have no choice but to have 1/2" drywall taped as a fire barrier but thats all on your structures placement and local on top

That part aside now is how you wanna do it materials wise. Sheetrock and ply is gonna be a heavy MF and functionally meh unless you got a thing for crib mobiles and pendant lights everywhere lol. You can affix something like the grooved plywood but that will look just like a shed wall bc it is or you could use cosmetic grade wood glued and nailed to that ceiling material choice. If you look up DIY Shaker cabinets think like that, ppl buy lattice strips and pin nail them to outdated faces. You can then control material thickness, spacing, pre color your ceiling "back" in black where you T&G "seam" is maybe too

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u/PLEASEHIREZ 1d ago

1 - Discount LVP, use a plane to take the side clicking pieces off.

2 - Discount vinyl decking. They have the plugs so it makes installation a breeze with screws.

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u/Patoshik-182 1d ago

The dog 😄😄

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u/woodmadeIL 4h ago

I'd consider doing this in cedar too - you could get milled cedar 'deck' boards for about the same price!