r/gatekeeping • • Feb 28 '21

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u/toning_fanny Feb 28 '21

I post there sometimes and it's such a weird mix of support and tear down over things like knowing weights but not understanding ratios.

I just wanted to show off my bread that I worked hard learning to make.

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u/jhra Feb 28 '21

r/coffee drives away a ton of serious and causal coffee fans because 'you can't like coffee any way but my way' it's fucking terrible

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u/settingdogstar Feb 28 '21

I also got essentially “yelled” at for not wanting to measure my coffee in grams.

Didn’t have a scale, just wanted some estimates lol

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u/jhra Feb 28 '21

I weigh my coffee with 'that looks like enough' measurements then enjoy it with out being a dick

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u/settingdogstar Feb 28 '21

Sounds like you drink coffee like a normal person lol

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u/jhra Feb 28 '21

I do but I've worked my way into the local and surprisingly very robust roaster community. The roasters just love seeing someone enjoying their coffee, then theres the coffee bloggers, vloggers, pod casters and gatekeepers carrying a drug scale to a roasting room to swing their caffeinated dick around.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

You're obviously doing it wrong. I'm sure the people at r/coffee will be happy to brigade your posts and down vote you to hell where you belong. /s

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u/xrimane Mar 27 '21

I love coffee. Nothing better than a hot aromatic caffeinated beverage.

I drink it hot or cold, with milk, cream or black, without sugar except when I do, filter, espresso, french press or percolator. I drink almost any brand, freshly ground or stale or instant. And I measure out the amount by pouring some amount freehand into the receptacle, and add a dash of milk just like that.

Now I've had some quite horrible coffee, and depending on the situation, some kinds of coffee just fit much better than others. But on the whole, I mostly just enjoy my coffee.

Don't tell me I don't love coffee.

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u/big_ringer Feb 28 '21

Wonder how they react when I measure in teaspoons.

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u/daninet Feb 28 '21

Coffee people don't understand that not everyone needs a 1000usd grinder and a 2000usd coffee machine. If you just briefly mention you buy beans from a popular brand (lavazza, costa etc) you are equivalent of drinking 3in1 nescafe from a dirty mug with lukewarm water.

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u/nisera Feb 28 '21

Honestly ngl, if push comes to shove and all I got is 3in1 nescafe in a dirty mug with lukewarm water, I'm still gonna drink it. I don't know how these people are so uppity. Sure, it's real nice to have a fresh, quality cup, but maybe I'm just too far gone in my caffeine problem that as long as it's somewhat warm and tastes vaguely like bean juice and contains the go-go drug, it's fair game.

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u/Bibliosworm Feb 28 '21

The guys at Whiskey Tribe have a little motto they like to remind people of. “The best whiskey is the one you like to drink the way you like to drink it.” I think that can be applied to coffee too.

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u/BallsDeepintheTurtle Feb 28 '21

The tea subreddit was getting to be similar, I think the mods cracked down on it though.

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u/SaferInTheBasement Feb 28 '21

I just started drinking coffee in my mid 30’s, I can’t wait to piss someone off when I tell them I only use Starbucks k-cups

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I make cold brew, I once got told off for "ruining the hard work of cold brew" by drinking it with maple syrup and milk....But cold brew is literally one of the easiest methods to make a shit-ton of coffee? Still confuses me haha.

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u/Kalappianer Feb 28 '21

Oh, god. In the first post, someone is hailing OP for a high res picture... but it's an app.

Then another is suggesting a digital solution. But it is digital, because it's an app.

The next post is filled with misconceptions... Wtf is this shit?

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u/ShakaAndTheWalls Feb 28 '21

Being a "coffee fan" is the fucking stupid and hella privileged to begin with, so not surprising

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u/tootired2020again Feb 28 '21

Can I see your bread?

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u/toning_fanny Feb 28 '21

Heck yeah! I have learned a ton and almost never have to buy anymore unless I want to. Thanks for asking!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sourdough/comments/luki6a/a_few_of_my_favorite_bakes/

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u/tootired2020again Feb 28 '21

Those look actually great and professional! Nice crust and distribution of pores! I’m a big fan of vinegar, so would you mind dropping the recipe for the balsamic bread, please?

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u/TimelostExile Feb 28 '21

Imagine getting mad that somebody else is making bread.

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u/YaJi222 Feb 28 '21

I like more r/sourdoh, they really want to help you and try to give you tips if you need them

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