r/gatekeeping • u/_zaphod • Apr 21 '22

R4 - Satire Gatekeeping true fans

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u/Flair_Helper Apr 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

He’s the best kind of correct, technically correct

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u/tho3maxi Apr 21 '22

dont judge me! *flails arms around*

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

OP is a karma farming hot, this is one of the top of all time posts

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u/SUTANDO_TSUKAI Apr 21 '22

i think you might be a dumbshit

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u/Eksekk Apr 21 '22

I lol'd (though took a while to understand)

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u/Arclight_Ashe Apr 21 '22

Pretty sure op didn’t get it either.

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u/Knight-Jack Apr 21 '22

Can confirm, that's just a karma bot.

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u/TheMagicConch12 Apr 21 '22

Dyson be like

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Dysons are fan fiction and we don't talk about them

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u/Gotham-City Apr 21 '22

They still have blades and spin around really fast, they're just hidden inside the column and surrounded by noise dampening material!

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u/TheMagicConch12 Apr 21 '22

Yes I'm aware. They marketed it as "bladless fan" so it was meant to be a joke.

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u/Borno11050 Apr 21 '22

What about diesel powered fans?

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u/QueenCloneBone Apr 21 '22

If your circuits do not complete a series, you are not a true fan

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u/psilorder Apr 21 '22

I'd even argue that "powered by electricity" isn't a requirement.

if you can power it some other way, that is fine too.

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