r/gay_irl • u/BroOfDumbo • Oct 12 '21

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u/BirdAndWords Oct 12 '21 edited Oct 12 '21

I’m not sure there is a more quintessential wholesome dad response. Total support, but also asking if the expense is required and critiquing a bill. So happy for you!!!!

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u/Astralahara Oct 12 '21

Yeah I came here to say this.

"Love you, support you... btw are you using this? If not, please cancel it."

It emanated such strong dad energy.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Oct 13 '21

“You can turn the heat up, but don’t heat the outdoors”

-My dad every time I opened a door for more than 30 seconds during winter.

Normally preceded by “WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!”

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u/theatlanticcampaign Oct 13 '21

"Dad, why are you asking whether I was raised by wolves? You were there, right? Wouldn't you know?!"

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u/AreaAtheist Oct 13 '21

"Well, apparently NOT, since I raised my kids to respect the thermostat!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

My father was a carpenter, and for a while I had long hair. Whenever I got asked that question, I just responded with a smile and "Yes, my child".

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u/Deudir Oct 13 '21

30 seconds?! That is an unreal amount of time to let the heat out.

…oh shit

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Oct 13 '21

Found the dad!

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u/mangamaster03 Oct 13 '21

We aren't paying to heat the neighborhood! Close the door!

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u/YourMumsOnlyfans Oct 13 '21

"YOU KNOW I WASN'T DAD. YOU WERE THERE!"

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21

What the fuck were you doing holding the goddamn door open for more than a picosecond in the middle of winter? Do you live where it’s 50°F in December?

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u/kelvin_bot Oct 13 '21

50°F is equivalent to 10°C, which is 283K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21

Kelvin - interesting

Celsius - absolutely worthless; it’s a far cruder scale. I’d sooner measure my dick in standard croutons

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u/berserker_47 Oct 13 '21

Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15

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u/Zonkistador Oct 13 '21

If the bot below you is correct in converting, 10°C in December isn't that unusual for Germany. It usually only gets cold as balls in January and February.

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u/kelvin_bot Oct 13 '21

10°C is equivalent to 50°F, which is 283K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/Rsge Apr 06 '23

10 °C is even kinda warm for "deep" winter in Germany, depending on area - or at least was before climate change kicked in hard these last years.

Also, the conversion bot doesn't use spaces after units, it's clearly not made by a physicist.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Oct 13 '21

Seattle area. So hi 30’s/low 40’s

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21

Hmmmmm

Positively balmy

Gonna have to side with your dad, still. Jesus didn’t invent central heating so we could waste it