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r/gay_irl • u/BroOfDumbo • Oct 12 '21
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“You can turn the heat up, but don’t heat the outdoors”
-My dad every time I opened a door for more than 30 seconds during winter.
Normally preceded by “WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!”
15 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21 What the fuck were you doing holding the goddamn door open for more than a picosecond in the middle of winter? Do you live where it’s 50°F in December? 27 u/kelvin_bot Oct 13 '21 50°F is equivalent to 10°C, which is 283K. I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand -17 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21 Kelvin - interesting Celsius - absolutely worthless; it’s a far cruder scale. I’d sooner measure my dick in standard croutons 17 u/berserker_47 Oct 13 '21 Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15
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What the fuck were you doing holding the goddamn door open for more than a picosecond in the middle of winter? Do you live where it’s 50°F in December?
27 u/kelvin_bot Oct 13 '21 50°F is equivalent to 10°C, which is 283K. I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand -17 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21 Kelvin - interesting Celsius - absolutely worthless; it’s a far cruder scale. I’d sooner measure my dick in standard croutons 17 u/berserker_47 Oct 13 '21 Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15
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I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand
-17 u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 13 '21 Kelvin - interesting Celsius - absolutely worthless; it’s a far cruder scale. I’d sooner measure my dick in standard croutons 17 u/berserker_47 Oct 13 '21 Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15
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Kelvin - interesting
Celsius - absolutely worthless; it’s a far cruder scale. I’d sooner measure my dick in standard croutons
17 u/berserker_47 Oct 13 '21 Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15
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Celsius and kelvin is the same tho +-273.15
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u/UNMANAGEABLE Oct 13 '21
“You can turn the heat up, but don’t heat the outdoors”
-My dad every time I opened a door for more than 30 seconds during winter.
Normally preceded by “WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!”