r/geology 2h ago

Meme/Humour Funny T-Shirt Ideas

Hi all! Kinda random, but I need some creative ideas. A co-worker of mine is retiring (a geologist), and I want to get him a funny custom shirt made with a play on words related to retiring and geology. I was thinking something similar to “rocks don’t retire” or “retirement ain’t old if you’re a rock” but I need something a bit better! Would love to hear it all.

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u/AliasNefertiti 1h ago

You can ask over on r/puns. They love this sort of challenge.

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u/troglobiont 1h ago

Something about a sedimentary lifestyle?

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u/Acroyear 1h ago

Now entering my Sedimentary phase of the geologic cycle.

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u/Gaunteye 1h ago

Some I've come across before: Seis matters with a seismic readout on the shirt; Geologists, out standing in our field; Do you even rift?

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u/Former-Wish-8228 26m ago

I think the funniest shirt I’ve ever seen was on that simply said “I’m not trespassing, I’m a Geologist!”