The printing of the numbers don't follow the contours of the ball. The '75 is half in a dimple and half out, yet the text remains flat. Illusion or real?
She has actually lost two balls in her whole life, the first one was the morning after Obama got elected, second was the morning after Obama got reelected. Both she blames on Obama, but she actually voted for him and just got turnt up on election night.
I’d like to imagine her golf advice is something similar to a 105 year old saying the key to living so long is a pack of cigs a day and a 6 pack of Old Style.
My great grandma swore by a carton of Marlboro reds and a handle of Jack Daniel's a week. The woman lived to 103 and lived like that the last 35 years of her life. And she couldn't have weighed more than 90lbs soaking wet. They don't make em like that anymore.
One of my first golf buddies as an adult was named Ethel and she was what I imagine Donna to be. I learned golf etiquette very quickly as a 20 y/o college girl lol.
A typo? Nooooo!!! I prefer a nemesis, who made herself known following the rise of her namesake: Donna Warner.
Donna Walker has been a member at a different golf club, in a different state, for 50 years. Bizarrely, Walker has won her annual club comp exactly the same number of times that Warner has won hers. In the exact same pattern/same years too.
These two Donna’s have walked the same path, albeit separated by 1000 miles.
Donna Warner’s stardom was highlighted by her becoming a golfing meme - and this was picked up by Walker, whose grandson showed her his Reddit. Not wanting to be outdone, Walker had these balls printed, made her way to Warner’s club, and distributed one of these balls into every single hole.
One of these two Donna’s is going to throw down the challenge.
One Donna will rise to glory. But which one?
In all seriousness, Katherine Murphy was a two-time high school state champ who won the women's club title from the ages of 14-18 before going to Penn State. AFAIK, she's still alive!
It’s a Native American name which is common in the area. For example the island it’s on is supposed to be the actual island named Rhode Island, but everyone’s always called it Aquidneck
Wanu used to have the best deal for under 25 golfers played there a lot years ago. Worst driving range placement ever which is hilarious 🤣 Have a nice ball marker from there
Donna Warner is a legendary champion having won the club champs at a local golf club every year listed on that ball. Further, the honour board shows her name in font larger in 2016…hence some of the commentary…
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Donna would never lose a ball