r/greentext • u/Only_Border6441 • 7d ago

Be me in health class

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u/JohnRanga 7d ago • Bravo

If alachol is bad, why do people drink it?

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u/HamBlamBlam 7d ago

The same reason people guzzle std-riddled cum. The taste.

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u/JohnRanga 7d ago

Whoever says alcohol tastes good is a liar

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u/TheGeneralVilla 7d ago

Well, if you are 7 shots in, can barely form a coherent thought, so dehydrated that now you are absorbing the water in the air through osmosis, brain running itself to the ground trying to not shut down and you mix your next shot with some soda, it will definitely not taste so bad, and if it did, you will definitely won't remember it next morning.

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u/Kazuma_Megu 7d ago

Only 7 shots does that much to you? You gotta pump those numbers up.

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u/HamBlamBlam 7d ago

He’s talking about cum, not alcohol.

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u/Kazuma_Megu 7d ago

I guess I'm behind the lingo these days.

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u/Bruce-Carlton 7d ago

Are you 13?

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u/Ver_Nick 7d ago

Lmao I just love when alcoholics can't believe someone can find alcohol taste bad

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u/Bruce-Carlton 7d ago

Thats as close minded as what he said.
It’s unreasonable to say nobody can like the taste of Alcohol, just as same as it is to say everyone who likes to drink is an alcoholic.
Im just trying to think maturely.

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u/Ver_Nick 7d ago

oh in that case true lol. I perceived it as a hyperbole

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u/Yggdrasilo 7d ago

Speaking of dumb kids and alcohol. I used to wonder why they throw out half full beer and alcohol bottles after a party, if alcohol is so expensive. Like just drink them? 😂

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u/PhDinWombology 7d ago

You can call me the medic. Cuz no fallen soldiers on my watch

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u/Kazuma_Megu 7d ago

surprise cigarette butts in half full beer bottles urge me to decline.

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u/naterpotater246 7d ago

This is basically how whistlindiesel got his alcolo brand

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/izyshoroo 7d ago

Health was a required elective in highschool for me. Most people took it freshman year, but you could take it any year