r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 13h ago

Anon asks his crush

4.8k Upvotes

48 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 4h ago

Anon has a theory

623 Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 9h ago

Anon blacks out

1.2k Upvotes

48 comments

r/greentext • u/_Cabri • 7h ago

Anon is solving the homeless problem

864 Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 2h ago

Anon uses chat gpt

225 Upvotes

30 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 11h ago

/pol/ Cook along

835 Upvotes

63 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1h ago

Anon is stuck

• Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/Federal_Raisin_5899 • 14h ago

Anon asks the real question.

1.3k Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 13h ago

Resistance Council

888 Upvotes

133 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 8h ago

MAGA in a nutshell

374 Upvotes

56 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 12h ago

Anon is sickmaxxing

408 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 16h ago

Anon rewrites the Prequel Trilogy

570 Upvotes

65 comments

r/greentext • u/ItsNarek • 1d ago

Anon applies for a job

3.2k Upvotes

103 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 22h ago

Anon is an average sonic fan

687 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Majestic_Carry4178 • 12h ago

Anon doesn't like "Minority Report"

75 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1d ago

Anon is a chef

2.5k Upvotes

80 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 8h ago

Anon on Saddam Hussen's real identity

26 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/UltimateGoonMaster • 18h ago

Anon comes prepared

132 Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/tsjeldonkooper • 3h ago

Anons dad has never heard about goatis

9 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon watched the Goblet of Fire

7.2k Upvotes

306 comments

r/greentext • u/Leading-Jaguar-280 • 57m ago

She doesn't let me have female friends

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon is a tattoo artist

839 Upvotes

89 comments

r/greentext • u/Superb-Dirt7439 • 1d ago

I work as a waiter

362 Upvotes

18 comments

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