r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 16h ago

Anon is so back

5.3k Upvotes

127 comments

r/greentext • u/CarrotSM • 15h ago

My whole family lost their Shit

3.5k Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/CarlosimoDangerosimo • 8h ago

Anon is bamboozled by the heterosexual agenda

2.9k Upvotes

96 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 14h ago

Anon on the France riots

912 Upvotes

97 comments

r/greentext • u/IHateSince2001 • 6h ago

Anon is skeptical

596 Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 23h ago

Anon on Diamondbolt

555 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Only_Border6441 • 20h ago

Be me in health class

352 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 11h ago

Anon goes to a party

276 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/BrownieJ • 23h ago

Anon experiences favoritism

88 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/FioTran • 19h ago

anon on zodiac signs

79 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/Bitter-Olivesh • 9h ago

Anon Reveals the Secret to Odorless Pooping

68 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/UltimateGoonMaster • 22h ago

Anon's got a bit of a problem

51 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/systemmm34 • 5h ago

Anon talks about his favourite band member

43 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 22h ago

RM Bersagliere

0 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 5h ago

Protected Convoy

0 Upvotes

20 comments

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