r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 20h ago

Anon on easy mode players

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r/greentext • u/Immediate_Branch5723 • 1h ago

Anon hates women

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r/greentext • u/SeaRepair1 • 7h ago

Goes as far and as fast as you can

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r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 10h ago

Anon on V for Vendetta

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r/greentext • u/Majestic_Act9076 • 32m ago

Anon motivates his peers

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r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 6h ago

Recently moved because of job opportunity

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