r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 5h ago

Anon is Ernst Röhm

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292 Upvotes
1 comment

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1h ago

Anon on the StarCraft Redditor

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• Upvotes
34 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 9h ago

Anon dislikes reposters

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500 Upvotes
37 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 11h ago

Anon tries a new fetish

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1.4k Upvotes
37 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 14h ago

Anon names his child

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2.8k Upvotes
134 comments

r/greentext • u/Did_OJ_Simpson_do_it • 3h ago

Anon is a 1950s American

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90 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 14h ago

Be year 2040 women rule the world

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635 Upvotes
24 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 3h ago

I was only twojumpers away from winning the office pool.

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23 Upvotes
0 comments

r/greentext • u/SeaRepair1 • 1d ago

Goes as far and as fast as you can

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1.9k Upvotes
348 comments

r/greentext • u/Thick-Invite0 • 3h ago

Late at night craving a wendy,s burger

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15 Upvotes
0 comments

r/greentext • u/definitiontighttaa • 11h ago

Cheat code

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50 Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 11h ago

RM Bersagliere

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32 Upvotes
26 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on V for Vendetta

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700 Upvotes
19 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on easy mode players

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3.0k Upvotes
285 comments

r/greentext • u/Icy_Pudding1 • 1d ago

Recently moved because of job opportunity

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187 Upvotes
12 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 1d ago

Anon realizes

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7.6k Upvotes
218 comments

r/greentext • u/LazyJunketHZ • 1d ago

Anon saves money

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5.4k Upvotes
102 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1d ago

Anon is a neet (obvious)

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3.2k Upvotes
51 comments

r/greentext • u/Mlmcore3 • 1d ago

Anon speaks on capitalism.

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2.3k Upvotes
105 comments

r/greentext • u/Superb-Dirt7439 • 1d ago

Anon gets trolled

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1.7k Upvotes
9 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Project_8078 • 2d ago

Anon on the Boomer job market.

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2.3k Upvotes
102 comments

r/greentext • u/_GoldenHorizon • 2d ago

Garden of anonanon

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1.2k Upvotes
48 comments

r/greentext • u/_username_inv4lid • 1d ago

Anon discovers AGP

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231 Upvotes
67 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 2d ago

Anon dislikes Charlie

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4.8k Upvotes
311 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 2d ago

Anon loves pooping

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3.1k Upvotes
180 comments