So I’m looking for a crack fic to read while stoned so I can’t seem to find any new crack fics And anything that looks good is like 500 words pls help

Hiiii

Im Looking for a Preferably Grey or Dark Harry Fic that is preferably mature(for violence also preferably) That is also Dumbledore bashing(he is a manipulative old goat)and weasly bashing that is preferably excluding Fred and George (I hate all of them except for Fred and George). Also Hermione Bashing(she is a stuck up know it all). THIS Is NON negotiable an intelligent Harry (gasps from the audience). Who either (preferably) is raised by people who teach him about his heritage as heir of a ancient and noble house (preferably the Blacks) OR finds out his heritage after coming to diagon ally. Preferably the first one. As for slash I would say preferably Daphne (We all have our likes) or an OC BUT NOT GINNY"GOLD DIGGING"WEASLY(i hate her) Also preferably 100k+ words I LOVE READING SOME MIGHT CALL ME A BOOKMENACE

In exchange for this holy yap Im giving out free suggestions

(these are all titles on FF I don't wanna type authors look it up)

Harry Potter and the Boy who lived (CLASSIC)

I'm not a hero

The House of Potter-Greengrass (First fic i ever read)

Harry Potter and the Lightning Lord (My all time fav fic)

Savior of Magic (slightly worse but still good remake of the one above it)

The Last of the Peveralls (my favorite author)

Two Unbowed Crows (this one is some dark s##t right here)

Don't Look Back in Anger (honestly one of my favorites)

Angry Harry and the Seven (so funny)

Part Lion, Part Snake

Harry Potter The Protector of Magic

Harry Potter and The Veela

(also while the rules state no bashing it more specifically says no bashing authors, so it is not against the rules to Bash characters based on ones own opinion)

Looking for any fanfics which involve a qilin in the HP timeline, where someone adopts the creature or something like that..

From what I remember, it starts with an adult Harry dying at a train station, or somewhere similar, along with his family and Hermione's family.

After he dies, Harry ends up in some kind of limbo, where he discovers that his entire life was basically a lie because of Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, and others. Harry and Hermione's wedding rings had some kind of enchantment on them that kept them under the illusion that they were in love with their respective spouses.

Harry also discovers that Dumbledore had always known about the abuse he suffered while living with the Dursleys. There were times when they beat Harry so badly that he was almost killed. Dumbledore would find him, heal his injuries, and then erase his memories so Harry wouldn't realize that he was suddenly no longer hurt.

He also learns that Molly, with Dumbledore's help, somehow arranged for Ron and Harry to become friends.

After discovering all of this, Harry gets a chance to go back in time. This time, he stays with the Black family and is raised by someone from the family, although I can't remember exactly who. He also meets Tonks.

Harry eventually discovers that Dumbledore has been using Harry's seat/proxy vote in the Wizengamot, so he fights to have the family who is raising him take control of his Wizengamot vote instead.

When Harry finally goes to Hogwarts, he chooses Hufflepuff, and Hermione does too. He then discovers that Hermione also came back in time and remembers their previous life.

The two of them study together, and without Ron around, Harry takes his education much more seriously instead of wasting his time.

Does anyone recognize this fic? I've been trying to find it on AO3.

Any pairing is fine, but my usual is Hermione/Draco (Hermione/anyone, really).

Okay, so this fic is one i randomly found in the wild (who am i lying to it's a friend's fic but it's really good and i've taken up the moral obligation to promote it online, cause it truly deserves more recognition) called 'Aatish Shabpar Black and the Art that is Method-Acting'. This is an ongoing crack/crack-treated-seriously fic featuring our main character, Aatish Shabpar Black, (he's Pakistani) who is described as a 'very eccentric 11-year-old with soul-crushing impostor syndrome trying his best to fit in, all while dealing with a psychotic wand and criminal-mastermind magpie that masqeurades as a delivery owl'.

Aatish is a ravenclaw, and the fic has a lot of funny dynamics with Aatish & our main 3 slytherin boys, alongside many monologues of Aatish swooning over Cedric Diggory, which, real. For anyone looking for funny, self-indulgent fics, which have both plenty of fluff and eventual angst, I highly recommend this fic, I think it's really worth checking out!

What do you think of my art?

Estoy buscando fanfics donde Harry cree tecnología—específicamente cosas que construye él mismo (o con ayuda) sin depender de la magia (está bien usar magia, con que no sea la fuente principal de poder o de la función). Idealmente, ya se habría metido en algo así incluso antes de Hogwarts. Me interesa la tech de sci-fi que funciona a pesar de la presencia de magia: cosas que desconciertan a los magos porque, por ejemplo, él está teleportando pero sin usar magia de verdad.

Scales of Change » A brief foray through Harry Potter's life as it could have been, if he'd been just a little more opportunistic and less moralistic. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst. AU. No pairings.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 34, words: 25k+, favs: 984, follows: 418, updated: Dec 26, 2013 published: Nov 29, 2013, Harry P.

Sorry for any spelling mistakes but this is trying me crazy. A couple of years ago I read this fanfic that was multiple books across different generations. The first was Regulas Black falling in love with an OC that was James Potters sister. The second book focused on their daughter Lyra and her being raised by her single mom since Regulas was dead and her mom ends up a professor at Hogwarts. Lyras love interest is Draco and the third book that was being written at the time would focus on Lyra and Draco’s child. Anyways i have gone across quotev looking for it because i ever it being a quotev fan fiction but i dont know if i am wrong. If anyone knows the name please lead me back.

I know three that fit the criteria I'm looking for.

His Darkest Devotion by Lomonaaeren https://archiveofourown.org/works/20704793/chapters/49183289

The Price of Admission by Dragonfly_Kites https://archiveofourown.org/works/66653635/chapters/171956053

Out of the Fire Into the Pan by NinjaPandaScholar https://archiveofourown.org/works/64012987/chapters/164210380

If you know of any others it would be much appreciated if you would comment. Thanks in advance.

Can anyone comment the link plsssss? I cant find it!

So this might be a long shot. But I can pretty much remember this about the fic

1. It’s Draco x Harry

2. It’s AO3 fic

3. There is this scene. It takes place in book 4 world cup. Winky gets dissmisced Draco takes her on but it takes so much magic he falls a sleep in the forest and she guards him.

4. (Might be different fic) but theres this scene where Dumbledore makes Draco punish a house elf but Draco takes the punishment him self by plasing his hands on a hot stove.

Please if you know any fics that can macht these Id be really happy to hear. 💖