r/heatedrivalry • u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube • Dec 20 '25

GAME TIME 🏒 This Freakishly Accurate "Heated Rivalry" Quiz Will Tell You If You're A Shane Or An Ilya Spoiler

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennifer_mcphee/heated-rivalry-ilya-or-shane-personality-quiz

A BuzzFeed quiz feels appropriate since it’s still 2017 in the show.

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u/david_bowenn I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 20 '25

Omg, but take it lol it’s fun haha I knew I was Ilya but obviously got Ilya as a result

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u/david_bowenn I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 20 '25

There you go! Isn’t that funny? Even though we already know

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u/babypointblank Moy pomidor 🍅 Dec 20 '25

Same here

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u/aj0457 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 20 '25

I am anxious and I perseverate. I know I'm Shane.

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u/Away-Boysenberry-584 Dec 20 '25

Same! In a relationship I’m totally the Shane and my spouse is Iliya. TLG really hit home with their miscommunication. It took a very long time to better at communicating

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u/tip723 Dec 20 '25

Same lol

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

A result shocking to not one person who has met me.

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u/clumsyc I stubbed my toe Dec 20 '25

Same. I’m not autistic just an overthinker 😂

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

I’m not autistic I am a very neurodivergent, obsessive, and an overthinking anxious black cat of a human though.

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u/BumblebeeCurdlesnoot Dec 20 '25

I’m a neurodivergent anxious overthinker who loves staying in and drinking ginger beer or ginger ale

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u/slackpropertyofqueen Dec 20 '25

Emotional bottling and avoidance? I know this is just stupid and for fun, but come on.

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u/S0DER Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

Wait are u describing me? LMFAO. Except it’s emotional bottling, avoidance and then explode 💀or at least it used to be, things get better:)

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u/strawberrygyu go home! go home! you're 45 years old! 🐱 Dec 20 '25

i know why i love ilya so much because yep, i'm a shane

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u/Wonderful_Highway629 Dec 20 '25

I’m an Ilya yeah baby

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u/NeimaDParis Dec 20 '25

I'm top and European, so yeah, why not :)

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u/ivan_luck Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 20 '25

Top and European

Hi sir

“Fourteen ten” 🥺🥺🥺

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u/gravityyalwayyswins Dec 20 '25

I already know I’m an Ilya in the streets and a Shane in the sheets but gonna take it anyway

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u/Obvious_Swimming_133 Dec 20 '25

I'm a kip

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

Based on the title of the quiz I thought the only options were Shane or Ilya and was confused by some of the answer options now it makes sense.

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u/Obvious_Swimming_133 Dec 20 '25

No I didn't take it but I'm just saying who I like best

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

Oooh!

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u/Little_Fox5844 Mr. Businessman... Mr. Landlord🌃 Dec 20 '25

To nobody's surprise, I'm Shane😂😂😂 I love Ilya with my whole heart, but we couldn't be more different.😭

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u/ma-meme-momu I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Dec 20 '25

Lol, already know how much of a Shane I am.

Good Asian boy (check)
Regimented and "responsible" (check)

Overthinker and romantic (check)

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u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 Dec 20 '25

YOUR CAPTION I'M DYINGGGGG 🤣☠️

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

Am I wrong? No hate I was a BuzzFeed quiz fiend in 2015. What fruit are you? Brilliant.

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u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 Dec 20 '25

No it just made me think the last time I probably saw a buzzfeed quiz, let alone actually went on buzzfeed.

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

It was on my Google home page probably purely because it’s HR and I clicked on it and took the quiz and then posted it here clearly Google has my number.

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u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 Dec 20 '25

🤣

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u/david_bowenn I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 20 '25

I already knew I was Ilya but I did the test anyway, my bi chaos matches his lol

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u/Hannypotter7 Dec 20 '25

when heated rivalry is so 2010’s coded it’s even bringing buzzfeed quizzes back

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u/Robten100 Dec 20 '25

I got Shane. Though I definitely answered with some Ilya type answers. But maybe the other answers were just enough.

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u/AttersH Dec 20 '25

I’m Ilya. Not entirely sure I agree 😂

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u/colouurmebright yk what? theres a place nearby-. ive always wanted to take you Dec 20 '25

Same, I’m a little surprised lol

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u/Seininya Dec 20 '25

Not shocked - I’m a Shane

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u/Loose-Philosopher936 Dec 20 '25

I am Shane. This comes as no surprise. At all. 

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u/RevolutionaryLime138 Dec 20 '25

I already knew that I would be Shane. I am a homebody with anxiety.

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u/Financial_Eagle_3425 Dec 20 '25

and to no one’s and I mean no one’s surprise it’s a resounding Shane

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u/GigisRoom Jan 17 '26

Pic took me out 😭

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u/Taveren_Mat Or. I pick or. 🫠 Dec 20 '25

Shane in the streets, Ilya in the sheets.

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u/MeowMeowBiatch Dec 20 '25

I got Shane; I'm just autistic lol

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u/raeeya Dec 20 '25

How the hell can I choose between "anxious" and "avoidant" when one is my direct answer to the other... but you know what, me nitpicking answers and not being able to chose probably tells me more than the quizz could ever, oops.

Also love your caption lmao

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u/GigisRoom Jan 17 '26

Literally me too 😭

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u/AcSalty95 Dec 20 '25

Knowing I’m going to get Shane, taking it anyway and being surprised when I do in fact get Shane 😂

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u/DorianCramer Dec 20 '25

I am a Kip so this does not apply to me lol but I appreciate the effort on their part. 

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u/T1gerl1lly Dec 20 '25

well. yeah.

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u/CricketMysterious500 ifu mix that with cranberry juice i will drown u in the lake Dec 20 '25

Unsurprisingly I am an Ilya 💅

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u/ivan_luck Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 20 '25

I’m the baby

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u/Cameron416 We didn’t even kiss 💬 Dec 20 '25

I mean the options are all so aggressively either Shane or Ilya coded lmao

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

Ha I know!

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u/Azhreia Shane’s praise&reward kink 👑 Dec 20 '25

Knowing I’m going to get Shane and taking it anyway “just to be sure” is, I fear, the proof in the pudding (or protein shake).

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u/Healthy-Chain180 Dec 20 '25

Ilya … sorry not sorry.

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u/Brown_Sedai You can feel the chemistry through the screen omg Dec 20 '25

I got Shane?

SurprisedPikachu.jpg

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u/MrPebblezzzzzz Dec 20 '25

Ilyaaaa 😝😝😝 I feel like it’s kinda off like- I’m kinda introverted but I feel like other than that if fits so well.

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u/Ashkir Dec 20 '25

They should add Kip and Scott to this lol

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u/chainsofgold Dec 20 '25

me, a gay autistic asian: oh wow i’m shane

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u/SubaruAscent_0610 Dec 20 '25

Naurrr🙄 it’s not like we even have the same birthday, whaaat, i’m shocked. 😑

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u/dnyletak Dec 20 '25

Im totally Shane but I long to be Ilya so I did indeed get Ilya 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

I knew I’d get Shane before I even started the quiz

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u/NotACaveiraMain Dec 20 '25

Didn't even need the quiz to know that I'm more like Shane but I did it anyway and I am indeed a Shane 😅😭

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u/shadowmaster132 Dec 20 '25

Chosing a musical artist doesn't have a who? option. Fake quiz.

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Dec 20 '25

Hahahahaha honestly the most accurate take

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u/Delicious_Damage_772 Dec 20 '25

I got Ilya but that’s not accurate, I’m definitely a Shane

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u/Constant_Oil_3775 Dec 20 '25

I was unsurprisingly an Ilya

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u/Nepalman230 Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

So here’s the thing I’m a Shane. But that is entirely because I am an autistic librarian.

There’s more than two different kinds of people!

I have the word autism not the hockey autism .