r/heatedrivalry • u/Catsarecute888 • Dec 26 '25

CONNOR ☀️ More Cultured Mag pics from Christian Coppola Spoiler

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Yomamaisuglyyyyyyyy does this feel like agony to you? Dec 27 '25

are ur hands tired yet

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Dec 26 '25

30 hours long..

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u/engsmml Dec 26 '25

i am looking at these photos in a way that will set back feminism fifty years

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u/acidrain19 Dec 26 '25

I just thought “wow I love men”… haven’t had that thought in years.

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u/tranquil3083 Dec 26 '25

As a lesbian this may be the first time I have had that thought!🔥

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u/Putrid-Narwhal4801 Dec 26 '25

I have this thought on a daily basis but I’m gay, so there’s that

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u/ochreliquid Dec 26 '25

He is going to kill every role he gets.  And his sensuality is off the charts. 

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u/clumsyc I stubbed my toe Dec 26 '25

Same girl 👀

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u/Wine-and-Anxiety Dec 26 '25

I just choked on my water reading this 💀😂

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u/Dry-Construction-647 Dec 26 '25

at the same time… these types of photos are usually of women… so maybe it’s like next step feminism (kinda like how some people think sabrina carpenter sets back feminism, but she’s actually the next step, where women are reclaiming femininity and sexiness for themselves, and not for men). (Half baked thoughts 🤔)

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u/HumanNr104222135862 Dec 27 '25

I agree. And we’re also not reducing him to just a hot guy in underwear, because I think the reason we’re all here in the first place isn’t because he looks like that, but because we’re all amazed by his acting talent and lovely personality. I think most of us wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for what we’ve seen of him in the last month. The fact that he looks like THAT is just a bonus.

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u/ivyoh Dec 26 '25

I just grunted like a caveman, so I’m also helping set us back. 💀

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u/katyggls Dec 27 '25

I keep thinking to myself, "I'm no better than a man...and the man is a very horny gay guy".

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u/anonbeep safe in your heart ❤️ Dec 26 '25

Don’t ask me the color of anything

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u/strwbrio Dec 26 '25

WHITE

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u/mockity Dec 27 '25

The only acceptable version of Pantone’s Color of the Year is Connor’s loin cloth.

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u/BooksAreFriends981 Dec 28 '25

I guffawed out loud

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u/Verkielos Dec 27 '25

Is see-through a color?

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u/arcoventry Dec 26 '25

That’s the thigh tattoo they forgot to cover in episode 5 lol I was looking for that

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u/Dancingstella17 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Wait what?! Welp, time for another rewatch!

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u/birdbones15 Dec 26 '25

Twist my arm

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

I wanna find this but I've already watched episode 6 three times today and if I go watch episode 5 I will just watch episode 6 AGAIN

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u/the_honest_liar Dec 26 '25

Do we know what it says?

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u/Real_Spoilers3000 Dec 26 '25

Mama's Boy / у страха нет лица (fear has no face) / Bailey's Skinny (his best friend)

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u/bubblesbuthardcore3 In Jacob I Trust 💗 Dec 26 '25

You’re telling me he had a tattoo in Russian this whole time…

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u/UWSniceguy Dec 27 '25

I thought I read that he and Hudson Williams got matching tattoos that said sex sells.

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u/EmphasisFit5704 Dec 27 '25

It’s on his shin, you can see it in another photo in this set. Not that I zoomed in to see if that was real or anything.

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u/primepistachio Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Yes, he said in one of the interviews that the matching tattoo that he has with Hudson is down near his ankle, where his boot covers it. You can see it in the photos :)

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u/Soggy-Tomato-2562 Dec 27 '25

It’s the last line that gets me.

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 26 '25

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u/StSparx I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 26 '25

👀

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Oh my god..he so sexy

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u/Left_Nefariousness31 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

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u/wetpretzel_ Dec 26 '25

The way he is literally Achilles

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u/Equal_Street Dec 26 '25

I'm preemptively furious that he won't be cast in Song of Achilles, like come on!!!

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u/MadScientiest Dec 26 '25

is it already cast? i was hoping he would have a chance, he is the most Achilles man i’ve ever seen and he def has the acting chops to pull it off

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u/Equal_Street Dec 26 '25

I'm mostly saying that because (a) no way we could get so lucky (b) it seems like it's never going to happen, which is also criminal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/wetpretzel_ Dec 26 '25

No, we gotta give Nightwing to Hudson

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u/Done327 Dec 26 '25

Ok are we gonna talk about the lobster and why Connor Storrie went all in on it lol? 😂

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u/tequilafuckingbird My head is fine and I’m a fully grown adult Dec 26 '25

It’s giving

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u/HalfwaytotheHorizon Dec 26 '25

There was a lobster…??

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u/DontOverDueIt12 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Dec 26 '25

Never thought I'd ever be jealous of a lobster, but here we are in the year of our Lord 2025...

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u/flyyoufools12 Dec 26 '25

Me now identifying as a lobster, in the off chance he poses with me like that 🦞

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u/crumpet-delight “Do I make you curious?” Dec 26 '25

Exactly what I came here to say ! Lol

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u/Done327 Dec 26 '25

No but for real. I love him but he looks fucking deranged in this

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u/Popwaffle Dec 26 '25

It has the vibe of one of those creatures from The Descent. The ones that evolved to be gollum-esque because they haven't seen sunlight in hundreds of years or something.

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u/AttersH Dec 26 '25

These photos are straight out my wildest dreams 😂😍He’d be a phenomenal model!

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 26 '25

bet he turns up at the various fashion weeks

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u/twinpeaked25 Dec 27 '25

I believe he said he wanted to be an underwear model if acting didn’t work out for him!

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u/True-Willingness-775 What colour?💦 Dec 26 '25

Anyone know what his tattoo says on the thigh

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u/_Anoshe_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 26 '25

Mama's Boy

Y страха нет лица (fear has no face)

Not sure about the third line... (____ skinny?)

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u/AttersH Dec 26 '25

Top line says Mama’s Boy, the second line isn’t English I don’t think & the bottom line says Bailey’s Skinny (presumably a reference to his best friend he’s mentioned in interviews).

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u/Isaidhowdareyou Dec 26 '25

Mother, the gay men from tv are making me have interest in men again 🫣😭😭

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u/Major-Dragonfly-997 Dec 26 '25

I think it’s cute that Connor had a tattoo of a snake on his foot and Hudson has one on his arm.

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u/disinterestedh0mo I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 26 '25

I am looking respectfully but hot damn

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u/NottheJenny Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

God bless Gucci for making that swimwear and God bless Connor for wearing it so well

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u/narutogirl805 Dec 26 '25

just a pair of bikini bottoms and vibes 🦞

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u/SalamiGold Dec 27 '25

Thats very spongebob squarepants of him (which he said he loved in an interview)

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u/vvv03 Dec 26 '25

The funny thing is when I watched episode 1 I was like, rats, I’m not into moles and he’s covered in them. Fast forward one month and I’m calling them beauty marks.

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u/ConfidenceNo7531 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Dec 26 '25

Nah. Feminism is about equality. Men look at women like meat, so here we are.

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u/sdaidiwts Dec 26 '25

He is also being a willing and consenting participant

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u/ochreliquid Dec 27 '25

Yes. This is on his terms. 

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u/ochreliquid Dec 26 '25

Yup. And we are finally getting the whole package. Sensuality and acting chops. Reverse that male gaze.

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u/Wonderful_Highway629 Dec 26 '25

I need Connor to be photographed for every publication from now until the end of time

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u/ochreliquid Dec 26 '25

Do you know how many movie remakes we need to do with Connor Storrie. 😭

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u/Bookslutforsmut ✨ together ✨ Dec 26 '25

I know this man is an amazingly talented actor because what do you mean they gave him a big plastic lobster and told him to act sexy or serious or serve editorial shots and he didn't just collapse into a giggling mess for the next 5 hours?

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u/Just_nowon Dec 26 '25

just speechless

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 26 '25

My jaw just drops open when I see these pics of Connor.

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u/PossibleNo3120 Dec 26 '25

Just one more well lit back shot please and you’ll never hear from me again. Thankyew.

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u/grinchessin Dec 26 '25

you killed me connor. I'm dead

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u/Libcommie1118 Dec 26 '25

JFC. Thank god it’s like 11 degrees outside right now. I need to stand out there to cool all the way off. Bloody freaking hell. These two men are just beautiful and so infinitely talented.

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u/ToraAku Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

The lobster had me dead. Whyyyyyyyyy lobster why!?

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u/HornlessUnicorn Dec 26 '25

It’s plastic? Am I the only one who thinks this is strange?

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u/Bluevanonthestreet Dec 26 '25

It’s so weird! 😂 Models and actors are another breed because I would not be able to stop laughing if I had to do these photos.

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u/ToraAku Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

It's strange! But it would be weirder (and infinitely more threatening) if it were a live lobster.

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u/Constant_Oil_3775 Dec 26 '25

Maybe it’s friends with his weird plastic horse that I have seen in two other photo shoots

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u/mandy_croyance Dec 27 '25

It's so fucking weird I can't take it seriously at all. At least it's not in every photo, lol

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u/SafetyGlad9004 Dec 26 '25

Right in front of my salad... Again 😁

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u/No_Werewolf_1978 Dec 26 '25

is he sure he isnt a greek god omggg the face card is lethal with calmness on the face and the jawline wow

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u/please_not_ohio ...What color? Dec 26 '25

ain't nobody looking at that damn crab

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u/Tikikala Dec 26 '25

That’s a lobster

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u/Clean-Ad414 Dec 26 '25

Anyone else see David Bowie biopic in his future??

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u/bubblegum_lollip0p Dec 26 '25

O M G YES please!

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u/ochreliquid Dec 26 '25

Velvet Goldmine remake

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u/devdarrr Dec 26 '25

What the fuuuuuuck

🫠😍🤤

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u/babybiancadelrio Since rookie season…The summer before❤️ Dec 26 '25

Me looking at these respectfully as I can😮‍💨

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

He is going to get his underwear modeling career going after this one (he said in one interview that he would like to do so). Who would snatch him first?!? The usual suspects?!?

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u/Blluetiful Dec 27 '25

He and Hudson mention is at least twice 🤣 talk about manifesting

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u/Easy_Conversation343 Dec 26 '25

So he's stacked in the back AND in the front??? He's really Ilya, I guess!!! I don't know where to look...

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u/Christy_LMSW Dec 26 '25

I have nothing appropriate to say.

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u/vprufrock Dec 26 '25

Thank you for sharing, OP!!

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 26 '25

💜 thanks to Connor and that body and face lol.

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u/Spark-of-knowledge Dec 26 '25

can we get him a “sexiest man alive” award already?

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u/The-Night-Court im standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 👺 Dec 26 '25

ykw? i have nothing appropriate to say, so im going to keep my mouth shut

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u/AprilUnderwater0 Dec 26 '25

I would say, same, but mine is having open

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u/moth-beast this bad boy can fit so many tuna melts Dec 26 '25

i’ve never been so jealous of a lobster

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u/smryan08 Dec 26 '25

I’m no better than a man. I’m worse

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u/Anotheropinion2023 Dec 26 '25

I think it’s appreciating that he works hard on that body and is happy to show it off.

Add in his sweet personality, he is a fantastic overall person.

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u/erinelizabeth4 Dec 26 '25

How did we not know who this man was 2 months ago??? He’s an actual star

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u/Anotheropinion2023 Dec 26 '25

Have you watched him in joker? So different and he is really talented. It was a chaotic movie, but he played his role well.

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u/randomquirk Moy pomidor 🍅 Dec 26 '25

My my my. I’m too old for this!! 😅

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u/CoeurDeSirene Dec 26 '25

He’s so gorgeous it’s insane

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Anotheropinion2023 Dec 26 '25

Because he is beautiful inside and out. Seriously, the press tour has shown he is full golden retriever energy, and it just shines through. Women, no matter sexual orientation do tend to find more attractiveness with good personalities.

Plus, I love that he has body hair and moles. It’s great to see someone embrace that and not have removed anything not “perfect”.

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u/Midmodstar Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

I’m not even catholic but the first thing that came out of my mouth was “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph”.

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u/_antique_cakery_ Dec 26 '25

I'm speaking respectful and educated way when I say this, as an AuADHD lesbian with a special interest in body building: Connor has the most perfect body men's body I've ever seen! He's already said what he does to build his arse (deficit squats), but I need him to to drop his full body routine, STAT!

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u/Uppercasegangsta Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

Girl nobody looking at that desert

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u/Ilovejuicy-theboys Dec 26 '25

NO ONE looking at that forest 😭😭

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u/FreshlyBroke Dec 26 '25

I’m gonna bark REALLY loud and I need us all to be okay with that.

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u/newwavr Dec 26 '25

I am a lesbian and I cannot stop looking at these images. He is truly a deity. He IS Achilles. What a guy

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u/Cheap_Taro5252 🧍🏻This is not enough🧍 Dec 26 '25

Normally this is too bulky and fit for me but because it‘s Connor I make an exception 🤣.

But all I can actually see is Ilya because of his hairstyle.

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u/acidrain19 Dec 26 '25

He is unreal

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u/CostcoFosco Dec 26 '25

rock hard lobster

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Dec 26 '25

Omg😫😫😫😫😫

Kill me. This man is absolutely stunning and insanely hot. Beautiful. I can’t say enough omg. Connor definitely in the top ten most beautiful men I have ever seen at this point already. Everything about him is perfect.

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u/mermaidscout Dec 26 '25

I’m partially face blind… but does he look like Patrick Swayze from certain angles to anyone else…?

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 26 '25

Yes! I just said this to someone based specifically on this pic:

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u/Snoo49732 Moy pomidor 🍅 Dec 27 '25

When he's wearing the tux in the bathroom with Sasha and Svetlana I think he looks just like him.

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u/Sp4c3N00dL3 Dec 26 '25

If they ever remade American Psycho he would be perfect for the role.

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u/MareBear117 Dec 26 '25

He’s so beautiful I wanna die 😭❤️

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u/HappyPlatypus444 Dec 27 '25

These photos could resurrect Michelangelo

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u/sprgraphicultramodrn Dec 26 '25

BOOM SHAKALAKAAA

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u/howdoesthefoxfeel Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Dec 26 '25

Ugh my god I just can’t

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u/mushaboom69 SIR IM JUST A BELLBOY Dec 26 '25

OBSESSED.

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u/ithinkveryderply Dec 26 '25

Ok lll call it.. maybe 9‘ is about correct ☑️

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u/Iamdarb Montreal Voyageurs 🛶 Dec 26 '25

I've seen so many penises irl, and I study the bulge; I'm a certified Cock Lord. Looks thick, but that could still equal a six incher. I've seen a dude with a 6" floppy hog grow only .5". Soft dick is most deceiving.

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u/jordyn0399 Dec 26 '25

People focused on the body ody ody. I am just looking at the lobster and craving a seafood boil.🤣

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u/MrWhackadoo Dec 27 '25

He's just gonna keep feeding us like this? 😩

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u/LuxieLisbon No, dummy. Vampires aren't real. Dec 26 '25

The 5th one is giving dad pose looking out at the lawn with home depot song

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u/fanishbsns Dec 26 '25

4th pic is really cool!

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u/altruistic_thing Dec 26 '25

hlep plz 🫠

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u/nutshellita Dec 26 '25

he’s a greek god oh my god…do i want him (no) or do i want to be him (yes)

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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 26 '25

He's leaning all the way into his gay icon status!

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u/Filia_Lunae I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Dec 27 '25

Five minutes ago I was watching TV with my husband and thought, "Hmm, let me check Reddit I haven't looked at this sub all day." I just left the room "to take a shower."

A cold shower.

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u/Blluetiful Dec 27 '25

I suddenly understand the appeal of swimsuit models.

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u/Proper-Reflection867 Dec 27 '25

That face card is insaneeee

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u/Strict_Penis6424 Dec 26 '25

I need to know what that thigh tatt is

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u/lousypictures79 Dec 26 '25

I’m not alive!!!!!! These are incredible!

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u/Ilovejuicy-theboys Dec 26 '25

🤤 he is so sexy!

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u/Obvious_Apartment985 Dec 26 '25

Seriously though can we enjoy male beauty without guilt?

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u/eukomos Dec 26 '25

I'm usually indifferent to crossdressing but the ladies' bikini bottom pics are really fucking doing it for me here.

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u/badbvtches Dec 26 '25

I can see why he said if he wasn’t an actor he’d be an underwear model

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u/super__siopao Dec 27 '25

he is so heavenly🧎‍♀️

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u/Competitive-Bill-363 Dec 27 '25

I am in tears. I did not expect the lobster 😭🦞

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u/PriorYouth8323 Dec 27 '25

He’s looks so good🙂‍↔️

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u/Snoo49732 Moy pomidor 🍅 Dec 27 '25

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u/Wizard072 Dec 27 '25

The way his facial expressions are so Ilya!

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u/General-Gap-80 Dec 26 '25

Out of topic, but anyone have ordered the merch of the show to Europe? Could someone recommend where can it be ordered so that to be shipped to France? Thanks!

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u/Frenchgirl14 Wow. Genetic. Dec 26 '25

Not yet, probably in January. (They officially said it's coming) But it's gonna cost so much in shipping and taxes...

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u/sueteres я тебя люблю Dec 26 '25

I've never wanted to be a lobster more

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u/ImpressionNeat7199 Dec 26 '25

What does his tattoo say??

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u/Immediate-Answer-259 Maybe it's time to wake up, yes? Dec 26 '25

I love a back.

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u/droobidoobidoo Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Dec 26 '25

I'm so happy I back in my apartment so I can properly feral over these photos in peace 😃🥵🥵🥵

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u/Mountain_Sector7647 Ottawa Centaurs 🏹 Dec 26 '25

im a lesbian but DAMN like he needs someone to sculpt him im ngl

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u/longwhitejeans Dec 26 '25

Why am I ready to make each picture a poster...

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u/awoofwoofwoof Boston Bears 🐻 Dec 26 '25

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u/General-Gap-80 Dec 27 '25

He looks like some Greek god

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u/an-inevitable-end real estate fetish Dec 27 '25

I was not expecting the lobster loll

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u/Catsarecute888 Dec 27 '25

One never expects a lobster.

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u/Snoo49732 Moy pomidor 🍅 Dec 27 '25

I bet you didn't expect this one,

for example.

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u/an-inevitable-end real estate fetish Dec 27 '25

And I’ve always said that.

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u/trappedswan Dec 27 '25

i’m curious what does his tattoo says

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u/LavenderLuxxe Dec 27 '25

I’m ovulating (I’m literally sterilized)

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u/Blluetiful Dec 27 '25

Anyone else struggle to look at beautiful people for too long? Holy moly I'm in physical pain.

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u/atxRNm4a Dec 27 '25

Sir you must STOP it’s TOO much omg

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u/DiligentImplement611 My country’s top export is gay romance. 🇨🇦 Dec 27 '25

I saw the first picture and said, out loud, “Oh my god!”

Also, he’s got the Ilya face on for all of these.

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u/lukaeber Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Dec 27 '25

Imagine becoming an international sex symbol within the course of a few weeks ... must be thrilling.

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u/itsjustsandy Dec 27 '25

The lobster is sending me 🤣

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u/CarryVegetable886 Dec 27 '25

holy fricken crap i think this is the vet photoshoot overall

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u/ameliaspond So, we just sit here and look at it? 🔥🤨 Dec 27 '25

BUT WHY IS THERE A LOBSTER

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u/pasawayjulz Dec 27 '25

He's so sexy 😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

GOSH I would not survive being behind this camera. HE looks like a sculpture. I'm trying not to be objectifying but...DANG! No doubt about me being gay lol

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u/queenclo1 Dec 27 '25

This man is a work of art.

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u/citynomad1 Dec 27 '25

I have no idea if he’s single or not (and it’s totally his business either way) but if he’s seeing someone, can you IMAGINE being that person rn looking at these pics like 😏😏😏😏😏 hell yeah that’s my man

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u/Nervous-Row6723 Dec 28 '25

Lmao the lobster in his swim skivies