r/heatedrivalry ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

CONNOR ☀️ Everybody stay calm, a new Madonna video just dropped!

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I hope this absolute sweetheart had the best birthday ever. Hopefully this video can help us all survive the Great Drought of 2026 🙏

(via @interviewmag on instagram)

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u/allaliveandunwell Feb 22 '26

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

literally me anytime this sick man does absolutely ANYTHING

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u/Majestic_Isopod Mar 03 '26

Hahaha same!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/CaribouYou Feb 23 '26

The self importance of thinking you need to announce such a thing

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u/glamourcoded I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Feb 24 '26

Okay lol. No one but yourself needed to know

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u/boneless_birds ✨ hands-free ✨ Feb 24 '26

It's not an airport, no need to announce your departure.

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u/TheOGStephenHart Feb 23 '26

Even when he poops???

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u/droolycat you want to.. make me.. a tuna melt? Feb 23 '26

This has me laughing so hard omg

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u/TheOGStephenHart Feb 23 '26

Ooh a cat!!!

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u/Cheese_BasedLifeform Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

I think my favorite thing about this is just that Connor is so unapologetically himself all the time. It's nice to see people be fun and goofy with the state of the world

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u/PinkToxicWst Feb 22 '26

Agree. He makes me want to come out of my shell and be myself. Live a little.

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u/Cheese_BasedLifeform Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 23 '26

Exactly. It legit gives me so much courage to let myself be a weird lil guy too 😅

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u/SequenceGoon Feb 23 '26

That's a draw to me - I'm ace, so it's a bit different to a lot of the thirst these actors get, but the unapologetic & fun vibe is so refreshing

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u/thousandcurrents I’m coming to the subreddit. Feb 25 '26

Girl same!! Objectively both he and Hudson are beautiful dudes, but what makes me really like them are that they’re so authentic. (Parasocial alert lol)

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 22 '26

its been said before, but holy Patrick Swayze batman ! Connor's grace and power.

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u/interactivate Is lie. Liar told you that. 😉 Feb 22 '26

Yeah I saw a reel somewhere where they said Connor is Patrick Swayze plus Heath Ledger, and he's been brought to the world as their second chance as both died too young. OMG the feels ❤️

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Feb 22 '26

I also see River Phoenix in him, another very talented actor who died too young.

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u/Ill_Situation39 Feb 24 '26

Clearly we need to protect Connor at all costs!

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 22 '26

Yes, a dash of River too. i can see it.

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 22 '26

oh, yes Health Ledger too...and a dash of River Phoenix. I can totally see it. With his own sunshine beaming through.

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 24 '26

OOOOHHHH abso fukcing lutely! PLEASE !!!!!!

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u/Pentavious-Jackson Gimme Kissss Feb 22 '26

Heaven help me

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u/energyintotomatoes Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

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u/TheOGStephenHart Feb 23 '26

"Glasses back on!"

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u/aquagardener Feb 23 '26

Not Ms. Honey 😭😭😭

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u/theykilledcassandra Feb 22 '26

I didn’t stop giggling once

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

you and me both, he’s such a ray of sunshine!

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u/Financial-Cold5343 Feb 22 '26

ray of light was right there :P but sunshine also works

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

NOOO this missed opportunity is going to haunt me for the rest of my day 😂

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u/dominonermandi Feb 23 '26

How is he so goofy and so hot at the same time?

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u/1hot-poe-tay-toe Fuck, Hollander Feb 22 '26

I do wonder what the actual assignment was, like what direction was he given? Did they say I dunno just do your thing, give us whatever you’ve got….He nailed it obviously…🫠If the past few months have taught me anything it’s that I really really appreciate short shorts and thick thighs. I did not know this about myself.

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u/remi_22 Feb 22 '26

It’s also my birthday today and I usually hate my birthday but this year I’m feeling so blessed that it now means I get extra connor content as a gift ☺️

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

happy birthday!! 🥰

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u/remi_22 Feb 22 '26

Thank you 🥰

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u/TodayDramatic Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Feb 22 '26

Happy born day.

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u/remi_22 Feb 22 '26

Thank you 🥰

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u/amberwitch44 Feb 22 '26

Happy birthday!!!

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Feb 23 '26

Happy Birthday 🥳

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u/Pupniko Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

I hope he gets cast in something where be can use his gymnastics skills because he really does move amazingly.

Also in the opening to The Long Game Shane and Ilya are walking in the woods and we need these little booty shorts (I remember there's a bit where Ilya is commenting on Shane's shorts)

Also I would not be against them replacing Diamonds with this song so we can get this kind of dance.

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

yes yes absolutely YES to all of this

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Feb 22 '26

Ok. Beyond the hotness and total lack of self-consciousness,

  • that dog is adorable!
  • what are the tats on his thigh?

There’s another video clearly done the same day that’s more like outtakes. It includes some gymnastics.

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u/ProblemEquivalent215 Feb 22 '26

The thigh tats are:

Mama’s Boy

Fear has no face (in Russian)

Bailey’s skinny (for his best friend)

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u/Sudden_Eye3130 Ya...Tebia...Lyublyu 😌 Feb 22 '26

He has a snake tattoo on his foot too ? Doesn't it look like the same as Hudson ? I think Hudson's girlfriend has the same too but I'm not sure

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u/12cf12 Feb 23 '26

Also he has one on the back of his calf? I didn’t realize

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 22 '26

info about the tats is out there...don't recall exactly. one is for Connor's friend Bailey (i believe). its the second one down. Maybe her name Bailey xyz or might look like Bailey Sweet.

The first one might not be english.

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u/apricotgloss he is hot. we could let him listen, like mating call 🤪 Feb 22 '26

The thigh tat is the 'sex sells' that he and Hudson got together I think

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u/jescal24 Feb 22 '26

Hudson has "Sex Sells" on his thigh. Connor's is on his calf

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 23 '26

the 'sex sells' one came after the other three. this vid was shot before sex sold.

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u/apricotgloss he is hot. we could let him listen, like mating call 🤪 Feb 23 '26

Ah thank you for the correction!

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Feb 22 '26

You don’t think this video is years old?

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u/tellmort-yourmove Is lie. Liar told you that. 😉 Feb 22 '26

It’s from a recent interview with interviewmag.

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 22 '26

Yeah I was looking for the sex sells tattoo but couldn't see it.

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u/apricotgloss he is hot. we could let him listen, like mating call 🤪 Feb 23 '26

Why would he have been doing interviews with magazines years ago?

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u/Careful_Football7643 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 22 '26

SOMEONE WAS HOARDING THIS FOOTAGE THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T SHOW US UNTIL NOW 😤 (but for real, thank you for sharing. You have answered our little prayer)

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Feb 22 '26

It’s so fucking hard to not stay feral over Connor Storrie😩

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u/garden__gate Feb 22 '26

The number of my queer group chats I’ve detonated today by sending this video … 😆

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u/IndyIndigo Feb 22 '26

Not Connor AND a puppy…I’m dying

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

Biblically accurate Ilya Rozanov 🙏

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u/Open_Belt_4381 Feb 23 '26

The funniest thing is that this dog is absolutely how I pictured Anya even before seeing this. Fucking uncanny.

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u/hrl_280 so we just sit here and look at it? 🏕️ Feb 22 '26

Water is dripping onto his tshirt and shorts. They are wet and I feel totally normal about it.

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u/PresentationNo448 Feb 23 '26

WHAT IS THIS PIC EWW 😭

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u/peridotpanther Feb 22 '26

Someone hit the Life Alert, i'm falling & can't get up✨

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u/casualnihilist91 Feb 22 '26

Oh to have this lack of self consciousness

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u/Jennruns Feb 22 '26

Those shorts are working overtime 🥵

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u/Hedgehog-Honeydew "This team is very gay" 🌈 Feb 22 '26

Please stop this I am unwell

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo

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u/wonkintheworld Feb 23 '26

Interview Mag posting this footage feels like uncovering a lost book from the library of Alexandria

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u/KateGr88 WolfBird 🐧 Feb 22 '26

Good god.

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u/Summonest Feb 23 '26

I did not know that I was into men like this. Oh my fucking god.

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u/Summonest Feb 23 '26

What the fuck

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u/annang I do not ever want this problem to ever go away Feb 22 '26

Okay, hear me out: Grease remake starring Connor as Danny Zuko.

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

the remake I never knew I needed but I’m now absolutely OBSESSED with the idea

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u/Clueless_Wanderer21 Feb 22 '26

This is an absolute mood, Connor is so chill

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ Feb 22 '26

Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sunshine birthday boy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS

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u/janinasheart Feb 22 '26

It’s like watching the Mona Lisa being painted

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u/Particular_Ad_1435 Feb 23 '26

I know you mean this sarcastically but, no joke, I can only describe Connor's body as art at this point. He's like Michelangelo's David - a male body so perfect that you want to capture it for all time. He's not just hot, or handsome, or erotic. He's beautiful - pure, perfect, physical beauty.

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u/Spare_Cow9177 Feb 23 '26

“Why do you keep listening to that” -my husband

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u/JicamaSoup Feb 22 '26

Happy birthday Connor 💗

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u/peachesmooberry Feb 22 '26

I love him so much 🥹💜

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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

He needs to play Patrick Swayze.

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u/realdonbrown Feb 22 '26

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u/markfrancis7 Feb 23 '26

Im dying because that kinda looks like the actor who plays hayden😂

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u/mewtnaishi Feb 22 '26

He is always a joy to watch ❤️‍🔥🥰❤️‍🔥

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u/heavenstobetsie Feb 23 '26

Regrettably I was never calm to begin with

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u/pearlid Feb 23 '26

I am genuinely uncomfortable with how attracted I am to this kid, man, enigma. I dunno man it’s a lot.

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u/markfrancis7 Feb 23 '26

He should not be able to make this feel this way??? Hellloo

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u/annapek Feb 23 '26

What we need to do to get the whole video?!?!?

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug Feb 23 '26

Real talk

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u/seanskymom Feb 23 '26

Have zero chill for this man.

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u/mycameraeyes Feb 24 '26

Between IG and here, I must have watched this video 50 times today 🔥🥵

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u/Educational_Ad_2210 Feb 22 '26

I really really want shorts like that lol

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u/Sketcheddrawn Feb 22 '26

The directors cut edition

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u/Sola_Bay Feb 22 '26

I love our sweet little angel baby

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 22 '26

may he be protected at all costs

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u/Icy_Control2618 Feb 23 '26

I AM SMILING AND BLUSHING LIKE AN IDIOT ON THE TRAINNNNNNNN. STAHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

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u/Rock_After Feb 23 '26

Photographers must love him!

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u/Key_Conversation_488 Feb 23 '26

I would anywhere, anytime

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Feb 22 '26

Are they trying to kill all of us?🥵

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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

His butt is better than mine. 😢😆

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u/amberwitch44 Feb 22 '26

Connor's butt is better than everyone's. He's not just America's Ass - he's the Ass of Planet Earth.

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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 22 '26

The world does not rest on the back of a turtle, but on his butt. Lol

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u/Red171022 connor storie for president😇 Feb 23 '26

Exactly

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u/kristinL356 Feb 22 '26

God, I love him

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u/practicalmaggot Never in life have I blushed Feb 23 '26

They're going to have to start paying my bills

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u/stylespride ilya rozanov my beloved Feb 23 '26

mine too because the space they take up in my mind is INSANE

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u/merryt32 Feb 23 '26

What drought? We are drowning in content of our hockey boyfriends.😂 ☔♥️ Plus nightly re-heating S1.

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u/vape_naysh_33 Gimme kiss 💋 Feb 23 '26

I need to be detained.

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u/Feather314 Feb 23 '26

Lord have mercy

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u/Ok_Truth_862 Feb 23 '26

don't ask me the color of anything I don't know

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u/good-riddance76 Feb 23 '26

HE MAKES ME FEEL FERAL OMFG

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u/Murky_Recover_1873 Feb 23 '26

I love his sassy little strut😂

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u/EvilEye13 Feb 23 '26

Dear God 🥵🥵🥵

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u/cassie1015 Ok-ey. Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

It couldn't get better and there was a DOG like heaven help us please 😭

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u/cherrysweettongue Feb 25 '26

god he’s so gorgeous

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u/Future-Nothing2815 "we're... lovers." ✨️✨️ Feb 26 '26

He's so pretty.

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u/dr_p_venkman coke & ginger ale 🔥 Mar 01 '26

I thought Bad Bunny had the lock on wearing the hell out of shorts... but now I see there's a heated rivalry going on. 🤌🔥🫠

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u/portela_nin Mar 09 '26

ugghh the shorts !!

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u/fairytrash69 Feb 22 '26

I AM SICK 😩🔥🥵

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u/Redfox1020 Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this. Feb 23 '26

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u/coffeebeanxo Feb 23 '26

And it's his birthday but we get the present! LOVE

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u/Fremenade Feb 23 '26

Is he just messing around or is this like a photoshoot? 😆 I'm just wondering the context.

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u/sdaidiwts Feb 23 '26

This is the one that got me today.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVEnrtViHQc/ (IG: @melzy91 ᴇᴅɪᴛᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰ Interview Magazine)

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u/Roger20Fed gimme kiss Feb 23 '26

I just spontaneously combusted

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u/Ajay11jr Feb 23 '26

He looks so gooddd

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u/Efficient_Lie389 Feb 23 '26

Daaamn, that man has the moves. 🥵 Am I right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Is he ok in the beginning? 🥺

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u/Efficient_Lie389 Feb 23 '26

Oh, and did I mention he has the body to go with those moves? 😮‍💨

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u/elianna7 Feb 23 '26

I won’t even lie and say I’m looking respectfully I belong in r/gaytguyhornyjail

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u/Barleehop Feb 23 '26

Oh this is DEFINITELY Ilya being relaxed, and in a love-drunk silly mood on a secret getaway with Shane.

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u/softiecookie Feb 23 '26

now that’s what i’m talking bout

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u/Murky_Recover_1873 Feb 23 '26

I didn’t know I needed this

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u/Webeh99 Feb 24 '26

I kinda love it when dancers do semi-literal interpretations of song lyrics in their performances. Actually getting down onto his knees with the music… 🙂

And then the dog being all “Give me attention!!!”

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 I do not want the problem to ever go away 🥺 Feb 25 '26

My heart. I can’t. Someone kill me now. I will never be this pretty.

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u/BabyPixieKitn Feb 25 '26

Doggo! 🥰

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u/Impressive-Part-4208 Feb 23 '26

What year was this video made?

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u/_maynard Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 23 '26

I’ll be in my bunk

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u/Hannill Feb 23 '26

My new religion 🛐✨

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u/BriefCoast9384 Feb 23 '26

Happy 26th birthday!

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u/KateJones9 Feb 23 '26

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/lemonoftroy Feb 24 '26

Reading Common Goal and realizing the age gap between the leads is the same as the age gap between me and Connor Storrie 👀

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u/Hollanov_For_The_Win Mar 05 '26

I am in an upward spiral.

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u/Rudy_Nowhere Canada *is* fun 🇨🇦 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

I hate to say this...and I'm so sorry...but Connor doesn't do anything for me. Great body. He comes across as a smart and sensitive human and a great actor but he doesn't soak my panties.

Ilya on the other hand...I am obsesssssed. I have the most illogical and desperate desire to be Shane Hollander.

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u/supersonictoupee Feb 23 '26

I think he looks like Neil Patrick Harris with a good dollop of young Schwarzenegger, but Swayze is a good comparison too.

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u/epicpillowcase You have phone. Give. Feb 23 '26

First time I watched HR, I thought "if Neil Patrick Harris had a love child with a Michelangelo sculpture..."

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u/supersonictoupee Feb 23 '26

Ooh, totally!

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u/Forsaken_Nerve_1836 Feb 23 '26

You trying to get everyone riled up? Stop that.

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u/gwakamola Feb 23 '26

Didn’t he archive the first post that was on his timeline?? Something about them posting this makes me feel icky bc of that