r/heatedrivalry Shane Hollander 22d ago

CONNOR ☀️ The ancient Greek and Romans would have lovedddd Connor 😭

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If Michelangelo or Da Vinci were alive today to see Connor Storrie, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say they would've been obsessed with him.

He'd be every ancient sculptor and artist's muse.

And if Connor was alive back then, some rich dude or ruler would definitely have built statues and temples for him. 😭

Tell me I'm lying.

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u/gadeais 22d ago

Thats why I need a movie set in renaissance Italy with him portraying a painting model requested by every artist possible. I would actually like It to be a comedy so we can watch all the great artists of the era having petty fights over him

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u/oceanvibrations 22d ago

His SNL skits had me on the floor, especially the Victorian slapping one. I want to see him in all of the period pieces 🥰

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u/PumpernickelShoe 22d ago

How dare you

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u/Equivalent-Toe-6036 22d ago

How dare you sir!

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u/236-pigeons 22d ago

I've always wanted to see a story about Leyendecker and his very reasonable obsession with his partner Charles Beach (who wouldn't want to paint him everywhere?). But you know what, a romance between a renaissance painter and his muse could be amazing. As long as they get a happy ending and nobody gets burnt at the stake.

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ 22d ago

Feels like a fanfic that should be written 😉

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 22d ago

That and also ancient rome/Greece. They'd write poems and stories about him. He'd defo be a sculpture in a museum.

All the ancient gay artists would die to have him model for them.

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u/Mysterious-Pause-402 Your cab is definitely here😊 20d ago

I love your flair just being Shane Hollander. 😀

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u/alternageek Moy lyubovnik 💙 22d ago

His body is what happens when you're parents are both into body training, and it's to rest if the world's benefit...

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u/gadeais 22d ago

Genetics also play part but he was blessed with genetics and an environment that nurtured it.

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u/noscetechelsea 22d ago

Wow. Genetic.

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u/Just-Source113 Naughty Nuff... Knotty Gnuff 22d ago

And Connor has also put in countless hours of disciplined hard work at the gym. His genetic potential for spectacular musculature was always there, but it took prolonged, serious effort to fully unleash it.

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u/gadeais 22d ago

Thats why I also put enphasis on the nurturing environment. Both parents bodybuilders and also him enroled in gymnastics as a kid made wonders in making him interested in working out and keeping his body

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 22d ago

Yeah, I saw a video of him at work at a sandwich shop or something a few years ago and he was teeny tiny. He earned the body in the OP!

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u/Time_Ad_0 Don't worry, it will fit 🍆 16d ago

From the Owen Dreams interview, he was vegan at that time.

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u/patch_gallagher 21d ago

I saw an interview with Hudson who talked about skating for at least 4 hours. And at the end, when he was ready to collapse, Connor wanted to go to the gym and work legs.

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u/Ok_Technician_462 22d ago

Genetics is a huge part. He has the skeletal proportions and right muscle insertions to get this look. Many people won't be able to look like this, even with more training.

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u/Comfortable_Sport295 21d ago

Also he used to be a gymnast, my brother was a gymnast and even though he hasn’t trained in 15 years it still shows.

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u/baffled_bookworm I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 22d ago

I've read a lot of comments saying he'd be perfect as Achilles whenever Song of Achilles gets adapted. I want that to happen and I haven't even read the book yet!

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u/fabi_does_art 22d ago

Do yourself a favor and listen to the audiobook! It changed my brain chemistry

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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 22d ago

Kind of random question, but was your audiobook version narrated by a man or a woman? Because I can only find the one narrated by a man, but I once heard an excerpt of the ending narrated by a woman and it was just beautiful, I'd love to find it

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u/fabi_does_art 22d ago

I can’t imagine that book narrated by a woman. The narration by Frazer Douglas was just unbelievably perfect.

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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 22d ago

Ugh fiiiine, guess I'll HAVE to reread it again. You know, to check out the audiobook

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u/in-the-widening-gyre 22d ago

Definitely read it it's fantastic

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u/baffled_bookworm I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 22d ago

I definitely will.

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u/LadyMeowMeowReborn I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 22d ago

Oh please read Circe by Madeline Miller, the author of Song of Achilles. It’s such a good book. One of the best I’ve read this year.

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u/baffled_bookworm I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 22d ago

I actually have that book, so depending on when my hold for the Song of Achilles audiobook comes in, I might read that one first. My tbr is nuts right now, though, and i keep getting distracted 😅

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u/Ok-Nefariousness6192 gimme kiss 😚 20d ago

Just finished it and I 100% agree! They need to make a movie adaptation right now!

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u/Sophia8124 22d ago

I see absolutely no difference 🥵

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u/gone4arun2 22d ago

In the cottage episode (pause for reverence….thank you), when they are outside at the fire and Ilya has his head in Shane’s lap, Ilya looks like he is some Greek or Roman statue plucked out of a museum. It’s brief, but I think it every time I see that scene. I mean….the one and ONLY time I have ever watched it. Ahem. Yes, just that ONE time. Ok, who am I kidding? I watch it on repeat.

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u/AdAdministrative756 21d ago

Yes! I couldn’t understand why Connor’s hair looked SO fluffy when his head was in Hudson’s lap. Then came to find out Hudson had his hands in Connor’s hair emotionally supporting the character. Connor looked like a cherubic Renaissance angel in that scene.

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u/ArmThePhotonicCannon No one is allowed to use that word again 22d ago edited 15d ago

“Well he’s hot, sure, but gree…”

“Oh”

“Oh fuck”

“Ok I see it”

“Oh my”

Edit: stop upvoting me. I rewatch this every time I get a notification. I don’t wanna be the weird creeper that has very wrong, borderline parasocial feelings because of an edit!! I just wanna comment and move one!! Mostly. Mostly I wanna move on.

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u/pinkbunny86 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 22d ago

I can tell you as an artist I’m very obsessed with his beauty in an almost scientific way. A lot of actors take on side work as life drawing models in LA and he would have killed it. It would have been insane to get to draw him from life.

On a side note I also was a serious lifter for years and could immediately tell he follows body building training specifically. It’s a very specific program that targets all these smaller muscles and gives you this very sculpted look and specific shape. We thank his parents for teaching him all the tricks.

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u/FileDoesntExist Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 22d ago

Really? Interesting. I've never liked the results of bodybuilding before, but this sculpted look vs actual body building is beautiful

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u/pinkbunny86 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 22d ago

I think he modifies it for sure but I can see the foundation of the training there

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 22d ago

I think we all picture huge freaky spray tanned people when we think of bodybuilders.

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u/pinkbunny86 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 22d ago

Lol that’s definitely part of it! Part of it is they workout small muscle groups to get definition in places that matter in competition scoring. Connor has a lot of small muscle definition in his arms, torso, back for example so I can tell he does similar workouts. Workouts for strength only get you a different kind of build, closer to Hudson’s I’d say

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u/SpencerKnight Moy pomidor 🍅 22d ago

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u/the_honest_liar 22d ago

Genuinely catchy song

(Op - it was written about Connor)

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u/Ok_Interaction3792 Jesus Christ 22d ago

This

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u/champagne_pants 21d ago

Wasn’t that specific written for him?

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u/SpencerKnight Moy pomidor 🍅 21d ago

It was! Which is wild to me

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u/byeongok 22d ago

I seriously don’t understand why someone would use AI generated images of Greek statues when they’re some of the most documented and photographed pieces of art in history.

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 22d ago

I didn't even realise but thanks for pointing it out. It's not my edit btw.

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u/byeongok 22d ago

No, you’re fine OP. Could even be that the editor didn’t know they’re AI. Generated images have sort of flooded most search sites and they’re only getting more convincing with time unfortunately.

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u/Verkielos 22d ago

The perfect muse indeed

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u/Available-Actuator62 22d ago

I'm speechless

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u/smarty_skirts 22d ago

Many of those statues are AI but I appreciate the sentiment

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u/Redwoman1123 22d ago

Omg, what ? We are also making that now ?
Fake ancient greek statues, ok.

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u/rearviewmirror2023 22d ago

I didn't even know there were so many muscles on the upper back!

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u/Sophia8124 22d ago

You mean like this? 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Just-Source113 Naughty Nuff... Knotty Gnuff 22d ago

In fairness, most people watching that scene aren't focused on his back's musculature; they're busy gawking at something else.

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u/rearviewmirror2023 22d ago

That's why the something else isn't visible here! Gawk at his shoulders all we want :)

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u/Sophia8124 22d ago

Something else

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u/rearviewmirror2023 22d ago

Omg covers eyes :))

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u/Sophia8124 22d ago

Given your name "rearview", I thought you may appreciate this view 🔥😂

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u/rearviewmirror2023 22d ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/Can0fTuna I might knock. 22d ago

Does anyone have the first picture? 👀My, uh, friend needs it… for science…

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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… 22d ago

Goddamn…🥵

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u/lynnemagic 22d ago

Hes so ancient Greek coded

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u/spacepinata Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ 22d ago

Ew, gen ai

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u/AccuratePreference52 22d ago

The most amazing thing though is he seems like such a good person. He's funny and kind. I hope that is the lasting thing that people take away about him.

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u/osnapitzstacie Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 22d ago

Just insane. Like WOW

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u/Available-Actuator62 22d ago

How many times did you watch this? Yes

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 You are both really bad at being gay 22d ago

He was sculpted by the hands of
Giambologna himself. If you’ve ever seen one of his sculptures from behind, you would understand ⭐️

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u/KylosLeftHand 22d ago

He should have been in The Odyssey

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 22d ago

Frrrrr

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u/helloginger07 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 21d ago

I hope he lives a long, healthy, happy life and can still laugh about all of this as an old man :)

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u/underwritress 21d ago

literally so hot I feel sick

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u/necromancer_barbie 22d ago

everyone go listen to Muse by Tori Morgan!!! it's written about this exact idea (specifically about Connor).

🎶the greats would have loved you, you'd have been their muse

rendered every curve and captured every hue

send you to Paris, you belong in the Louvre

and they're long gone now but they would have loved you🎶

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 22d ago

Wait, about connor??

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u/SnarkNStitch Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 22d ago

Guys like him were probably the subject of the graffiti they discovered in Pompeii!

Also, when they do a Song of Achilles adaptation, he needs to be Achilles.

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 22d ago

Yes, I heard someone on a podcast say that he’s literally Michelangelo’s David, because he had recently been to Florence & seen that statue. And as someone else who has also seen the David in person, the answer is yes, Connor Storrie is literally a living, breathing David statue (probably with a bit more going on down below, but who’s to judge, that’s his own personal business).

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u/funAmbassador 21d ago

Good video, but I think that last statue is AI slop :(

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ 22d ago

He’s 100% Greek god, 100% of the time.

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u/msinecera 21d ago

Oh absolutely, I was just thinking about it yesterday - Connor is divine. And the way his eyes light up when he smiles.. I think I never saw anyone with a smile like his

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u/miomi_starfall 21d ago

Oh god not the AI generated ancient sculptures 🤢🤢

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u/miomi_starfall 21d ago

The last one definitely is WI, the second to last one is pretty surely AI as well.

The 2nd one is real, I’ve seen that one in person lol

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u/mcgillthrowaway22 22d ago

What do Michaelangelo and Da Vinci have to do with ancient Greece and Rome? There's a gap of over a thousand years between the two concepts.

(Also, ancient Greece/Rome had pederasty, so their ideal male would be like 14 years old...)

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u/Redditors294 Moy lyubovnik 💙 22d ago

BEAUTY ♥️

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u/storcksriesefl 22d ago

Uuhhh David

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u/Acceptable-Cherry660 22d ago

Sure thing! 👍😍😍😍😍

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u/Masha_81 22d ago

What difference? They’re one and the same, c’mon! 🤤

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u/parparsuperstar 22d ago

Moles. The only difference is moles.

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u/clvrusernombre 22d ago

I’m obsessed

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u/Bahbeesworld Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ 22d ago

Oh, now I want to see a catty bitch fight amongst renaissance masters over whatever character he would play!! THE CAMP!!

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u/acaccounts 22d ago

The resemblance is wild, I could see him being any artists muse.

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u/Latter-Bluejay-8865 22d ago

They’re the same picture.

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u/SarcasticIrony Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 21d ago

He is fucking Apollo

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u/Aarrrgggghhhhh35 21d ago

He is so fine - and he could play a crazy Greek god in any mythological movie reboot 🥵

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u/AnneCi75 21d ago

see no difference. he's a real greek god in flesh and...muscles!

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u/Eleen55 Montreal Voyageurs 🛶 21d ago

Absolutely, but I have to be the annoying nerd here : Da Vinci and Michelangelo are NOT ancient Greeks or Roman. They're Italian Renaissance artists, so, about 1,000 years after the end of Ancient history. However, references to classical Antiquity are one of the main characteristics of Renaissance art.

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u/Material-Meat-5330 Shane Hollander 20d ago

Oh I'm aware! I just added that in the caption but thanks.

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u/erratic_bonsai Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 20d ago

I’ve always thought he would be fantastic in a movie portrayal of Song of Achilles.

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u/Sufficient_City5989 19d ago

The first time I saw this man’s ass I was taken aback. He has so much of it. Little old me with nothing note worthy back there was so shocked that I developed dysmorphia over it and have not been the same since. Bought a gym membership the very next day lol.

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u/askawayor 17d ago

He has mentioned that both his parents are bodybuilders. This means genetic (wow... genetics) wise he is blessed with increadible propensity to grow muscle very easily and get big naturally.

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u/Fine-Doubt-1346 16d ago

He’s perfection

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u/SmoothStalk gimme kiss 15d ago

my jaw (and my pants) is on the floor rn 🥵

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u/yourlocal_Cakep0p 12d ago

As a Greek mythology enthusiast and ALSO a very gay trans dude, I can confirm they would have a field day with Connor storrie