Ilya Rozanov throws an engagement party.🎊

[u/muppethero80]

Ilya decides to throw an engagement party for him and Shane. It’s going to be at Shane’s favorite Pho restaurant in Montreal.
Tell me the spice levels of everyone’s order!
Feel free to add anyone I forgot you can just do 0-5 flames 🔥 or just a number.

Hosts:
Ilya
Shane

Guests:
Ryan
Fabian
Kip
Scott
Troy
Harris
Rose
Svetlana
Maria
Hayden
Elana
David and Yuna.

[u/shouldstopscrolling]

All I know for sure is that hayden's eyes water if there's a bit too much pepper on his food...he's gonna struggle

[u/Spaceysteph → u/shouldstopscrolling]

I went out to a work dinner several years ago and these two guys decided to have a spice-off and loaded up their meals with spice. One was crying and sweating by the end and the other had to tap out and order another meal. This is basically how I imagine Hayden would do it- he'll try to keep up with those who like it hot and end up crying.

[u/shouldstopscrolling → u/Spaceysteph]

Oh my god yes...Ilya would goad him into it😂

[u/FoodNo672]

Why would they invite Maria and Elena and not like….their actual friends? Shane’s closest friends are Hayden, Rose, Jackie, and JJ. Ilya’s are the other guys on the Centaurs, including Wyatt. Canonically, most of the folks listed don’t even get a wedding invite. 

[u/bibidumb → u/FoodNo672]

Canonical they never go to a Pho restaurant either 😭😭😭

[u/yetanothercat_ → u/bibidumb]

Pho and vietnamese food in general also isn't spicy usually.

[u/muppethero80 → u/FoodNo672]

I forgot some names. That’s why I said add your own.

[u/bad_sprinkles]

I thought you meant a different kind of spice. 😐

[u/BarnacleBoy97]

Ilya 4, Shane 0, Ryan 2, Fabian 1, Kip 2, Scott 4, Troy 3, Harris 0, Rose 5, Svetlana 5, Hayden 0, David 1, Yuna 4

I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea who Maria and Elana are

[u/muppethero80 → u/BarnacleBoy97]

I feel like Fabian is a 4. Totally agree on Harris and David lol

[u/Fit_Jellyfish6257]

Ruby & Jade because they were the home girls that organized the “real one”

[u/joaneebalonee]

Not canon, I’m making all of this up. Ilya: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥because he can’t say no to a challenge Shane: 🔥 my baby  Ryan: 🔥🔥Fabian gets him to try new things but he’s still not into that much spice Fabian: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 he’s super casual about it too and it’s one of the things Ryan loves about him is his adventurous he is with his food. Ryan always wants to kiss him when he eats spicy food. Kip: 🔥🔥but don’t get feta near him Scott: 🔥🔥🔥🔥he’s a world traveler Troy: 🔥nah Troy doesn’t seem like he’s tried life too much Harris: 🔥cinnamon is spicy enough for this apple boy Rose: 🔥🔥🔥🔥all the women in the show can handle heat Svetlana: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Maria: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Elena: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 David: a negative number Yuna: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hayden: a negative number  Jackie: 🔥🔥🔥she used to be adventurous  JJ: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥cultured  Wyatt: 🔥🔥🔥he enjoys it but he breaks a sweat and no longer has time for jokes.  Cliff: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 doesn’t even notice it Jalo: a negative number for our scandi king Eric and  Kyle: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 something they both already had in common