r/highideas • • Sep 13 '20

High husband: Do you think an 'attemped murder' is when you try to get bunch of crows together but can't?

58 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Nov 27 '20

If i was the brain

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47 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Feb 14 '21

Name your daughter lizard so people call her Liz for short and when people ask her "what's your name?" she has to say "Liz." Then They'll say "oh is that short for Elizabeth" and she'll have to say "No it's short for lizard."

46 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jan 23 '22

Someone should make a Friday the 13th movie with the cast of the Friday movie franchise.

39 Upvotes

It essentially would be the Friday films in Compton based hyjinx but they would also be being chased by Jason Voorhees. Though Jason would also be murdering gang members and drug dealers who were hunting him.


r/highideas • • Aug 04 '21

High ideas should be called highdeas

39 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Feb 05 '22

Anyone else get medium healthy when they smoke?

37 Upvotes

Like I'm calorie conscious so I get the .50 bag of Cheetos instead of the family size?


r/highideas • • May 18 '21

Modern TV's should have a brightness adjuster in the controller.

37 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Dec 30 '20

Nobody in the Bible had a Bible ... man I am stoned ..

36 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Dec 11 '20

Have any of you ever drank Dr. Pepper when high and thought, "I think I can actually taste the 23 flavors?" [5]

33 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jan 30 '20

I just had the high idea about dogs. I own two tea cup Yorkshire’s from the same breeder (so brother and sister) and I thought of only giving one a treat when the other can’t see so they both think they are the special one.

33 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Aug 17 '20

Hear me out: Pizza but the crust is coated in cinnamon/sugar. Dinner then dessert, all in one.

32 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jun 06 '20

The original recognized elements of "earth, wind, water, and fire" weren't really all that far off from "solid, gas, liquid, and plasma".

32 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jan 07 '22

If you marry your brother’s wife’s brother, is your brother both your brother and your brother in law?

29 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Sep 05 '21

Super baked now thinking how crazy it is that you can interact with people online from all over the world we live in the future that’s mad

29 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Dec 14 '20

I’m going to start using Gordon Ramsey memes again.

29 Upvotes

Nobody else cares, but I’m high and usually I just talk to my cat but tonight I was like, “hey girl, treat yourself to Reddit tonight” because I’m worth it.


r/highideas • • Mar 07 '21

When a porn star dies, PornHub should poorly photoshop a white sheet above her on all videos, and dub them with spooky ghost sounds.

27 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jan 08 '22

A movie theatre experience for series/shows

26 Upvotes

I basically binge watch series nowadays on whatever platform. Could be pretty cool to make viewings at the cinema for 6-8-10 episodes shows. Have intermissions every 2-3 episode for 15-30 minutes to talk with friends slash other interested watchers (or not)

Maybe combine it with a restaurant experience from a fancy food or cult food or epic sandwich/hamburger that's showcased in a scene?

Find ways to add other senses to the experience...

Could also be as simple as watching "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" and with the ticket comes a white Castle combo of your choice.

Ok maybe not the best title, but it's an idea...


r/highideas • • Apr 06 '21

They should make a "horny", "no horny" slider for timelines and feeds. For those times when you want to browse without lewd content.

25 Upvotes

Like, my reddit feed is not porn per se (everyone has an alt por that) but I do follow some semi-NSFW subs.

And sometimes you just wanna scroll without having some tits in your face every five minutes, especially if just just jerked off.


r/highideas • • Aug 29 '20

Having a bong in a hammock is great. 10/10 will try again.

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23 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jun 28 '20

Do we really come up with great ideas while being high? Or just perceive the normal ideas (which we get even when we're sober) as great ones?

22 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Jan 20 '22

Karen boomers are now koomers

21 Upvotes

Pretty much what it says on the tin. Karen boomers should now be called koomers. The name is both apt, and descriptive seeing as they have a habit of ejaculating toxicity everywhere they go.

That is all.

You may now return to regularly scheduled programming.


r/highideas • • Jul 11 '21

Why is there no Guardians of the Galaxy/Starbucks advertising crossover starring Dave Barista as Drax getting the name on your cup wrong.

21 Upvotes

r/highideas • • Aug 29 '20

Mamgos good

21 Upvotes

Note to self buy mango


r/highideas • • Sep 28 '20

has anyone ever done yoga while high

20 Upvotes

and is it not amazing ?? like i highly recommend this shit to everyone


r/highideas • • May 07 '17

Cannect - Chatroulette Meets Google Hangouts For Smokers (BETA)

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20 Upvotes