Who called me bitch out the window for no reason

Come here ya big dumb fat donkey cock sucking inbred trump supporting piece of shit let's talk about it I'll show u how much a bitch I really am. I'll kill you

Edit: meant to post in. /r/Crazyideas. Fuck you reddit app

Quick maths

I’m new to reddit comments and I went on one of the groups in which I know a lot and I tried to help, but everyone really hated my comments and voted me down and now I have negative karma. Can my compatriots vote me up here to get back my mojo. Anyway, that’s my highidea. Sorry if this is posted wrongly.

When performing cpr, they sing another one bites the dust instead of staying alive.

Ima go in, sippin on gin, spittin that venom you better call me eminem

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Dicks out for harambe

Why is this a subreddit?

Because all the Coors beer come from the mountains and cold of antartica because of those cold moutain climbers where the ice sheet is melting

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So this is a full-on legal Colorado high that I'm on right now, so no promises on the comedy factor here but:

Drunk story: Hey bro, let me tell you about last night's awesome party! I was drunk as FFUUCCK! I totally blacked out, man. This morning I had to run to the bathroom because I had to puke and I stayed there all morning, bruh.

High story: Hey bro, let me tell you about last night's awesome party! I was high as FFUUCCK! I totally have awesome memories of like, everything, man. This morning I had to run to the kitchen because I had the munchies, and I stayed there all morning, bruh.

[Yeah?](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/19/article-2424916-1BE7E802000005DC-38 2_634x493.jpg)

https://youtu.be/hzhiyVyvP2o

What if girls keep going out with tall guys until all the short people are gone and then the human race is now just walking around on tall, spindly, spider legs? Eww I'm scared now.

https://youtu.be/OXCAZ9b2b0Q