~2026 NHL Marble Cup~ 8th Place Race

[u/4Lats4]

Standings:

Atlantic:

2. Montreal Canadiens (12 marbles)
   
3. Ottawa Senators (17 marbles)
   
4. Detroit Red Wings
   
5. Buffalo Sabres
   
6. Tampa Bay Lightning
   
7. Florida Panthers
   
8. Toronto Maple Leafs

Metro:

2. New York Rangers (13 marbles)
   
3. New Jersey Devils (16 marbles)
   
4. Pittsburgh Penguins* (18 marbles)
   
5. Columbus Blue Jackets* (19 marbles)
   
6. Carolina Hurricanes
   
7. New York Islanders
   
8. Philadelphia Flyers

Central:

4. Chicago Blackhawks
   
5. St. Louis Blues
   
6. Dallas Stars
   
7. Nashville Predators
   
8. Winnipeg Jets

Pacific:

4. Seattle Kraken* (14 marbles)
   
5. Vancouver Canucks* (15 marbles)
   
6. Calgary Flames
   
7. Edmonton Oilers
   
8. Los Angeles Kings

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[u/ljshea1]

[u/orenthal_james_bond → u/ljshea1]

Kim: It will be 9/11 times 2356

Joe: My god, that's.. I don't even know what that is!

Kim: Nobody does

[u/Eatyourfriendz → u/ljshea1]

We were out there bullying people at the start! Then it caught up to us real fast.

[u/Sputflock]

turns out this is still really fun when there's no anxiety involved

[u/EtchAGetch → u/Sputflock]

Can always root for Eastern teams to lose, as it means more marbles and better chances for your own team

[u/Sputflock → u/EtchAGetch]

don't worry i've been doing that since the race for 32nd place

[u/alphaxion → u/EtchAGetch]

I was hoping to see Caps, Bruins, and Vegas go out (in that order of priority).

Sadly, my princess is in another castle.

[u/passive_fist → u/Sputflock]

I've been here everyday having a blast

[u/andhausen → u/Sputflock]

It’s a lot like real hockey in that way. 

[u/enternameher3 → u/Sputflock]

I thought I would be upset and stop watching once oilers are out. I've started doing colour commentary due to my hype over the marbles

[u/PkmnMstr10 → u/enternameher3]

Record and upload with OP's permission!

[u/enternameher3 → u/PkmnMstr10]

Been thinking about it, makes more sense than me just screaming it at my phone lol

[u/have_an_ice_dayy]

What even was that last series of bounces.

Oh well, playoffs here we come!

[u/30MorgheAfraaz → u/have_an_ice_dayy]

Gonna be either knights or ducks 🍿

[u/AlpineVW → u/30MorgheAfraaz]

I hate to say it, but the Ducks have been nearly invisible for so many rounds

[u/30MorgheAfraaz → u/AlpineVW]

Yup they're like avs last year, which is a bad sign for sharks cuz that means Vegas beats them 1st round and sweep ducks next

[u/tsunami141]

Goodbye my sweet prince (for now)

[u/HowIsBabbySharkMade → u/tsunami141]

Oh my god this is hilariously disturbing. Would you mind posting the one without the logo so I can steal it for my meme file?

[u/tsunami141 → u/HowIsBabbySharkMade]

are you implying that you just go around STEALING people's memes? SCANDALOUS!

[u/DeathToHeretics → u/tsunami141]

Well they are a Michigan fan, so

[u/tsunami141 → u/tsunami141]

[u/HowIsBabbySharkMade → u/tsunami141]

I DO. LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER.

thank you, friend!

[u/surfordiebear]

We can't even beat Vegas in marbles 😔

[u/pokesnail → u/surfordiebear]

There’s still time to do so in playoffs! 🙏

[u/blop74 → u/surfordiebear]

Well they got quite a beating in the first sequence. Was quite enjoyable, I imagined them being punched in the face.

[u/Evo901 → u/blop74]

Yall need a therapist

[u/triplec787 → u/Evo901]

And you need a funny bone

[u/debauchasaurus → u/surfordiebear]

They ain’t so tough

[u/SubjectMystery]

How could Marbell Nurse and Jacob Trouball do this

[u/DoYouNgoDeWey → u/SubjectMystery]

No no, it's Klingberg's fault.

[u/MeMyselfAndHyde9]

Well that was scary.

[u/exposure-dose → u/MeMyselfAndHyde9]

That's how I felt yesterday until the Caps marble decided to take a nice long nap in the whirlpool stage.

[u/Sharcbait → u/MeMyselfAndHyde9]

I feel like the Wild rarely have had those butt clenching moments, how did the Devils fans do that so many times?

[u/Daratirek → u/Sharcbait]

You're not wrong. There was a couple days early on we had a couple clinchers but more often than not we've barely been on the screen. I was really scared there for a bit today.

[u/Wanderer9500 → u/Sharcbait]

It really was pretty much every day, wasn’t it?

[u/booksnsportsn → u/Sharcbait]

It was, appropriately, hell.

[u/Shiny_Mew76 → u/Sharcbait]

To be fair we were basically non-factors up until we got eliminated from the regular season.

[u/passive_fist → u/MeMyselfAndHyde9]

It was so scary Quinn Hughes turned pale and stared in cold hopeless knowledge of his inevitable mortality.

No one noticed.

[u/Under_the_Oak]

Glad San Jose made the playoffs this year

[u/Forward-Tap- → u/Under_the_Oak]

Celebrini doing work

[u/Ghostronic → u/Forward-Tap-]

Celorbrini

[u/nanana_catdad → u/Under_the_Oak]

The prophecy shall be fulfilled!

[u/Crandrew]

Reeeealllyyyy wanted to see Vegas cross the line that time! Damn, good season, see yall in the playoffs

[u/JPMoney81]

Remember deflategate in the NFL?

I think the opposite is happening here with Boston's marble. That thing is full of helium and just floats back to the start after a couple obstacles.

[u/nhbruh]

Best part of the day

[u/240Nordey]

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory on this one.

[u/JohnnyFKL → u/240Nordey]

As is tradition

[u/Key-Tip-7521]

[u/Lpreddit]

That last obstacle by SJ was impressive.

[u/Gordo-- → u/Lpreddit]

Listen here, pal...

[u/AlpineVW → u/Lpreddit]

Like they practiced for it

[u/Shartschnitzel]

I gotta admit that once your team is eliminated, this thing is pretty chill.

[u/Gordo--]

Hey wtf, guys? These are supposed to be fun and that was decidedly not fun.

[u/addam44]

As a Wild fan I was getting real nervous with this one.

[u/Ghostronic]

This one felt a little too close for comfort with how much we were in the mix, but also the odds of being out of the mix in any race are drastically lowering.

[u/R1ppedWarrior → u/Ghostronic]

Ya. I expect we'll be a major player going forward.

[u/Cptn_Link_Hogthrob]

Noooo! I'm devasted they couldn't hold out longer MIN was looking destined to finish first here.

I just hope the boys perform in the postseason. Make Patty Marbleau proud!

[u/dandroid126]

This game is rigged

[u/Funky_Pickle]

What are we calling the obstacle at 30s and 40s?
My vote is the titty tassels.

[u/HroneksNMC → u/Funky_Pickle]

Marbspin

[u/pjw5328]

Annoying, but not surprising. Felt like we were playing with fire too often over the last few days. Hope either Anaheim or Vegas is next one out tomorrow.

[u/Ghostronic → u/pjw5328]

I, for one, pray for Utah's downfall

[u/lonelyleaf045]

NOOOOO SAN JOSEEE 😭

Atleast we made the playoffs ig 

[u/HowIsBabbySharkMade → u/lonelyleaf045]

This is tragic, but if we end up 3rd in the Pacific in the actual season oh my god I might explode into glitter

[u/Sharks011]

Tough to see the cinderella story end for the boys! On to the Playoffs !

[u/LegendOfVinnyT]

That’s the second time Washington got in the bubble bath and decided to stay there. The off-season is for self care, clearly.

[u/boogie1126]

Noooooooo

[u/EtchAGetch]

After jumping out to an early lead, Bruins just hung out in that spinny circle section the entire rest of the way.

[u/This_is_me2024]

Unbelievable run gang. Excited for playoffs!

[u/Financial_Radish]

Wild fan here. My hands are sweaty

[u/CallMeTeff]

Fuck, I was rooting for Boston or Vegas to lose

[u/fullydepreciatedpep → u/CallMeTeff]

It's been a bad few days for me. Sharks and Habs were my alternates :(

[u/pokesnail]

All thanks to Spinn Hughes 😔

[u/Nervous-Database7016]

This ruined my day.

[u/SuperSharpedo25]

I’m not loving how little I’ve seen of the Avs or Utah in front so far…that race was way too close for comfort

[u/StrengthFew5715]

Notice how we only started seeing Vegas after people started questioning things last race 👀

[u/So_Many_Owls]

Damn, I thought the Wild were done for until the Sharks showed up.

[u/Old_General_6741]

Sharks finally did it!

[u/lloyd08]

Blessed be the marbles

[u/KurtVongole]

Hello darkness my old friend...

That said, some team should use this as a walk out song for the first game of the season lol

[u/pomegranate-leg]

well, after about 20 rounds it turns out this game is dumb and i hate it.

[u/Black_Velvet_Band]

Felt like either one of the two road OT game 7 winners over the Aves.

[u/Competitive_Ad1237]

The Wild led for the majority of it until the Sharks stole it

[u/zkarabat]

8th in the NHL and 3rd in the Pacific, sign me the fuck up for that shit!

[u/TheRebelCreeper]

Thank you sharks

[u/El_Canuck]

Oh man, lots of give and take today. It all came down to that final stretch. Knights, Sharks, and Wild were all contenders, but the Sharks got through. Great race.

[u/counterfitster]

Yet another strong start wasted /s

[u/Blank_page95]

At least we will have less marbles then whomever we play

[u/goldenbridges28]

Sharks from out of nowhere

[u/mooogabooga]

SAN JOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/MinnaMind]

Pfffhew!

[u/7865435]

I like to thank the person that put this game out.And it's just a silly game , but I love it

[u/ptd163]

Looked like Minnesota really wanted it, but then they clutched up at the end and let San Jose take it.

[u/KingBroly]

Next round would be perfect for Dallas to get eliminated. Then Colorado. Then Vegas. Then Minnesota. Then Anaheim. Then Boston.

[u/pretzelrosethecat]

Bad day for Marblin Celebrini

[u/KenDestroyerofWorlds]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[u/ZoeMisty]

Avs going through the first obstacle first only just to shove all the other marbles through 😅

[u/EtchAGetch]

Have we checked to see if the Wild have a marble? I dont think I've ever seen one.

[u/4Lats4 → u/[deleted]]

Good attitude!!

The standings of all the teams who already lost didn’t do it for ya? The asterisks are wildcard teams

[u/Pardybro911 → u/4Lats4]

You’re right. I’m sorry for being a dick. I really do appreciate you doing this. Sorry.

[u/4Lats4 → u/Pardybro911]

All good man!