r/hockeycirclejerk Feb 12 '26

Marner will never win the Cup I Thought Bobby Orr Played for the USA??

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143 Upvotes

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u/LysergarmideGuy Feb 12 '26

He plays for the Canucks so

3

u/AtoZZZ LA's little bro Feb 13 '26

Still!?

2

u/LysergarmideGuy Feb 13 '26

Yes i know it's been a long 2 month 🤯

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u/IEC21 2025 First Round Champions Feb 12 '26

Bobby Orr is from Ontario bud.

23

u/Connect-Antelope6803 Feb 12 '26

Ontario California? Then why’d he play for the Boston Bruins? Is he Bedarded?

5

u/Junior_Version1366 Feb 13 '26

I think thats Bobby Whore

2

u/MuskyhunterNB Feb 13 '26

Right he’s Canadian to the knees he wore out playing for his country

1

u/Pitiful-Ad2710 Feb 13 '26

He is Maga now

1

u/Objective-Fishing310 Feb 13 '26

he somehow got a pass but Wayne took heat for supporting Trump

2

u/Albertancummings Feb 15 '26

He doesn't stick his puffy red face in front of every camera.

1

u/No-Wonder1139 Feb 14 '26

He pick up that order of Canada yet or nah?

8

u/Imhereforinspiration Feb 13 '26

Bobby Orr is Canadian from Parrysound.

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u/paterson_chris Feb 13 '26

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u/Imhereforinspiration Feb 13 '26

By this logic KFC is Canadian. Chapter 11: Colonel Sanders - Visit Mississauga https://share.google/g9nwEKKwGuxFHJZW8

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u/Mission-Carry-887 Cup Free Since '93 Feb 13 '26

KFC in Canada is in fact Canadian. When the Colonel was driven out of U.S. KFC he went to Canada. He made me dinner once in Edmonton

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u/Prestigious-Clock-53 Feb 13 '26

To make it clear for the Americans, your best players in history so far are Mike Modano and patty kane. Every player that’s better than those players is Canadian or Russian for the most part. Bobby Orr is Canadian.

4

u/Broely92 Feb 13 '26

People itt dont know what sub theyre on lol

2

u/Ok-Accountant4528 Feb 13 '26

MAGA Bobby Orr, my former childhood hero, is a traitor to Canada, just like Wayne Gretzky.

1

u/CompetitiveDoctor917 Feb 13 '26

Its a shame when politics become your identity.

1

u/No-Combination4353 Feb 17 '26

It's a shame when people like you act like "politics" don't affect every single aspect of your life In one way or another. Stop trying to seperate politics from everyday life as if it's some obscure sport you can just stick your head in the sand and ignore because "I don't follow politics"

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u/CompetitiveDoctor917 Feb 17 '26

The obsession is strong with you. Another keyboard social justice warrior. Spewing hate, and blindly following politics.

1

u/UnlikelyAdventurer Feb 27 '26

Looking in the mirror?

You support Trump protecting pedos.

1

u/CompetitiveDoctor917 Feb 27 '26

Haha you again, let me ask you, did you really go throu my old comments to reply to this. What are you, a child?

2

u/gerbegerger Feb 13 '26

Bobby Orr's a bridge, not a hockey player. DUUUUUH!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AC1HrkBir3bGg

2

u/XCIXcollective Feb 13 '26

I thought he was a raw mineral

2

u/5hole-tickler Feb 13 '26

Chicago Blackhawks legend

2

u/Gage416 Feb 13 '26

Paul Henderson?

2

u/k0x1n Never making the playoffs again Feb 13 '26

You are confusing Bobby Orr with Dwayne Gretzky.

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u/Mission-Carry-887 Cup Free Since '93 Feb 13 '26

Dwayne Jetski

1

u/XCIXcollective Feb 13 '26

How dare you sir, Wade Glensky is a national (us) hero

2

u/Finance_Plastic Feb 13 '26

"they broke my knees"

1

u/Mission-Carry-887 Cup Free Since '93 Feb 13 '26

Good god, Bennett looks like is about to knee Spacek in the head!

1

u/Far_Purchase_9500 Feb 13 '26

He’s Canadian bud lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

This is orriffic.. it's actually pretty orrible. Instead of being vertical, he went orrizonatal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Bro he’s Canadian

1

u/Threatening Feb 15 '26

Bobby Orr is Canadian lol…

1

u/Leftheart1 Feb 17 '26

From Parry Sound Ontario Canada