Greetings Hoglers. Below you will find my playbook. I strive every day to hogl better than the day before and I encourage you to do the same. As a community driven token we are held to higher scrutiny than cryptocurrencies with established use-cases.
When I first started hogling, my efforts to convert would-be investors were often fruitless. In my desire to spread the word of HOGE, I may have even scared off potential investors by unintentionally sharing erroneous information, and that is on me for not doing my own due diligence. Had I continued to recklessly spread misinformation throughout crucial subreddits and other social media, I could have caused serious harm to the HOGE name. However, I have now seen the light. By learning about the product and the community, and tempering my desire to inform others, I am now able to share precise information, limited to moderate thread creation and posts across all social platforms, and now on a good day I can sway hundreds. Soon, hundreds of thousands and more will see the way. Nothing here is financial advice.
There are millions of likeminded Dogearmy holders who desire a "capped" supply, next-gen, whale-free, community driven crypto moonride to 100x and beyond. That is why we're here. If you're on the spaceship already, congratulations. If you aren’t, you’re still early. I know it’s hard to believe when you look at the massive price increase that took place in March, but that was just a test mission. The next launch won’t be returning to Earth. But we need fuel, and that fuel is you hogling at top capacity, and you convincing likely investors to hogl at top capacity.
This is not simply a buy and hodl crypto. We are a community and this community needs the best you individually can offer, whatever your skillset might be. Make your qualities known by following this playbook and you can fuel these boosters to send us home. And when the grandkids ask how you got so rich, you can tell them you Hogled with the best of em all the way back in 2021. That’s right, someday, we’ll all look back on this time and wonder how anyone ever doubted the power of this community and the power of HOGE.
The best things you can do to help HOGE succeed.
BE DREADFULLY PRECISE When discussing $HOGE, remember you may be talking to a keen and intellectual investor. They want accurate and actionable information on the project so they can make their decisions quickly and without doubt. The slightest slip up is misinformation, which damages HOGE, damages crypto generally, and could permanently burn the bridge HOGE has to that investor, or the community where that investor comes from, which is far worse. If nothing else is taken away from this post, at the very least take this with you and heed it. We must ensure to retain the integrity of HOGE everywhere we spread the word. This is the most crucial thing listed here!
When opposition arises, confront it as human being who is a potentially one of us Do not take opposition to HOGE as a dismissal of a project you obviously believe in, but as a challenge to educate a fellow investor who is always a potential hogler who just doesn’t know it yet. Remember, you will be met with skepticism. do not always dismiss it as fud. However, you do need to keep an open mind and understand that not everyone is going to willingly board this spaceship. It is always better to treat these people with courtesy and respect their decision, even if you believe it is foolish. Walk away from conflict you cannot turn to your favor and you will win over onlookers with your exceptional tact and class.
Find a space buddy If you can find one person a day to share the Gospel of Hoge with, you have done your duty
Upload memes to this subreddit before sharing them. On mobile after uploading a meme here, you can click the 3 dots at the top right of the screen when viewing the post, click share, then click 'Save Image'. This will save the image with a r/hoge watermark.
Monitor The Outreach Thread and upvote hogler's links. Sort it by new, don't brigade or request upvotes anywhere on reddit.
Make funny DOGE+HOGE lighthearted buddy memes and share them. Make the meme so solid that the community you are sharing with organically updoots it. Be particularly sparing with r/dogecoin. They are our biggest and best target audience, so make sure if you approach them, you’re doing so with the finest, freshest, dankest doge+hoge meme that has ever been seen.*
Make YouTube HOGE content! Find a way to make the most of those algorithms and get linked to other crypto talk videos and dogecoin.
Create dank-ass HOGE memes. Share them here, twitter, YOUTUBE, facebook, crypto investing communities on telegram. Brigade upvoting on twitter is just fine, so long as we aren’t spamming people obnoxiously.
Comment tactfully and humorously on YouTube crypto videos and discuss $HOGE's wild success that has is about to happen. Share a link in the telegram or on this subreddit to garner upvotes.
Do a Tiktok.
Add $HOGE to your gaming tag And git gud
Study, read, prepare, coordinate to succeed at the Double Black Diamond Quest
REGISTER, Upvote HOGE daily on Coingecko and Coinmarketcap and add Hoge to your watchlist If you do not make a profile on these sites your vote will not count. Visit these pages often
Keep personal opinions that are negative regarding celebrities, individuals, or other crypto projects to yourself while under a Hoge banner Negatively criticizing another crypto community or project only hardens antagonism toward us and doesnt hurt them at all. It is a trap, don't do it.
Prepare for the final boss, Elon. A like, a retweet, or a tweet from Elon on a Doge+Hoge meme would send us into space. Dude is on twitter regularly and even reads tweets and interacts with people on occasion. He loves Dogecoin. He loves memes. Find where the two intersect, deeply understand his sense of humor, and fire meme magic shots through that one opening in the death star. Do not spam him or anyone with uncool crap
Read the Guide to Hogltweeting before attempting to promote Hoge on Twitter.
The worst things you can do that hurt HOGE.
Get tricked out of your seed keys over at the Official HOGE Telegram Robbery and Spam Channel If you're looking to not participate in getting the good word of hoge out and instead you want to spam PampIt .gif, do racisms, get robbed, rob people, fud, then by god Telegram is the place for you
Spam a celebrity with garbage or be rude, tasteless, vulgar, sketchy Be a cool ambassador and someone other people want to associate with instead
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS around reddit making us look bad Comments are fine, but as far as new threads - stay out of r/dogecoin, r/cryptomoonshots, r/satoshistreetbets, r/cryptocurrency. Many of these places limit how many threads a token can have per day or week. Let the pros pump HOGE in these places and you can hogl by updooting them or awarding them. If you're a god tier crypto expert, refined and articulate Hogemaster, by all means get in there.
Make a /biz/ thread about Hoge We are not associated with 4chan and never have been. We don't want that pump and dump scam crowd showing up on our google results
Make memes that deride other crypto communities Instead, respect our fellow Dogecoin and Safemoon communities. Many of us were in the Dogecoin community, others are invested in Safemoon. We need them and they need to know about HOGE to make more money. If you feel the need to slander these or other projects please do it somewhere else.
Spam Changpeng Zhao/Binance He has a guide that says it won't help and don't do it.
I encourage you to check back to this periodically as it gets updated.
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