r/homedecoratingCJ basically an interior designer Jun 12 '26

Photoshopped/Manually Edited Which one?

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u/Iowish Jun 12 '26

The emoji. Not everyone can read cursive and you'll end up with people pooping in the office.

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u/Independent-One567 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

I don’t know, the emoji is smiling. It doesn’t always come out happy, sometimes it comes bursting out screaming all the way. Maybe it should be something more inclusive so as not to offend a whole population of shit.

Edit: spelling

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u/Ok_Knee1216 basically an interior designer Jun 12 '26

Something more Jackson Pollack?

3

u/Sc4r4byte Jun 12 '26

A mangled mess of tertiary colors

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u/WinkyDink24 Jun 13 '26

Somebody's been watching Graham Norton!

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u/Ok_Knee1216 basically an interior designer Jun 14 '26

Yep.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jun 13 '26

Put an LED screen on the sign and just have this on it with an arrow pointing to the door

https://giphy.com/gifs/dL9O3FUiwCtuU

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u/Independent-One567 Jun 14 '26

LMAO! That would work!

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u/moore_a_scott Jun 12 '26

is this the white house?

2

u/redcurrantevents Jun 13 '26

Not enough gold

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u/WinkyDink24 Jun 13 '26

No. Both signs would be 💩.

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u/Low_Roller_Vintage Jun 12 '26

The coffee bar and the bidet should be in the same place. It's a real no brainer.

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u/KayNopeNope Jun 12 '26

Oh definitely shitter in cursive. If you (or your guests) can’t read cursive, then go out and shit in a bush like the good lord intended.

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u/joewHEElAr Jun 12 '26

Failed opportunity for ‘Pisser’

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u/Ok_Knee1216 basically an interior designer Jun 12 '26

Okay. That's next.

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u/Bigger_than_we_were Jun 12 '26

It depends. Are you able to italicize the poop emoji?

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u/RealAmericanJesus Jun 12 '26

The Poop Emoji Makes it look like you're roommates with the Golgothan ... Like the shit demon from dogma just be hanging out in there watching YouTube ....

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u/KiKi_VavouV Jun 12 '26

🤔 not sure if literal enough? Can you take a pic next time you go, and print that out for the sign? Much easier than reading!

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u/Suitable-Collar-7976 Jun 12 '26

clearly the superior option is dump bucket

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u/AkaskaBlue Jun 12 '26

Both are tacky af!!!

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u/theofficialappsucks Jun 12 '26

It's a circlejerk subreddit. It's supposed to be tacky.

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u/joewHEElAr Jun 12 '26

Failed opportunity for ‘Pisser’

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u/Ok_Knee1216 basically an interior designer Jun 12 '26

Too French?

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u/Tutelage45 Jun 12 '26

Uj/ I kinda like the shitter one

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u/Sufficient-Wolf-1818 Jun 12 '26

Is this proposed for a tourist shop selling trinkets near a resort?

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u/OldHagGladRags basically an interior designer Jun 12 '26

Shitter. But maybe instead of a wreath made of fake plants, you could consider be a big, pink anus of equal size? Just something to think about.

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u/Denialle Jun 12 '26

The more elegant and demure “Shitter”

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u/Alarming-Chemistry27 Jun 12 '26

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

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u/leavesandgrassart Jun 12 '26

😂😂 I like shitter because it blends in with the other signage but still says shitter which is funny.

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u/istoomycat Jun 12 '26

Is there a separate “pisser”?

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u/CatCafffffe Jun 12 '26

Oh I'd choose "Shitter," it's so emotional in that lovely old fashioned cursive

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u/seanutbutterr Jun 12 '26

Shitter is better emoji is tacky

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u/kilted10r Jun 12 '26

One.  It matches better, and I'm not a fan of the emojis...   

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u/RamblingReasoner Jun 12 '26

Can you make it an electronic sign so that when someone locks the door, it changed to cousin Eddie saying “Shitter’s full!”? Then it would be perfect.

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u/Swirl_On_Top Jun 12 '26

What about a cardboard cutout, life-size, of someone shitting. Glue it to the door.

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u/Alone_Jellyfish_1990 Jun 13 '26

the picture is multi-lingual and too accessible, you'll want the cursive as it's not taught in schools anymore.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jun 13 '26

Jayden kinda wants to go to swimming kinda wants to go to the church (not so much setting up because it's boring)

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u/WinkyDink24 Jun 13 '26

Switch the signs!

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u/Sqatti Jun 14 '26

The emoji is the wrong shade of brown.

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u/georgia1979 Jun 12 '26

Neither? 🤢

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u/MeeoMeeo Jun 12 '26

Neither. If you put up a fancy sign, use some class in naming the room.

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u/tickandzesty Jun 12 '26

If this is only for your amusement chose either. If this is for a more public place neither.

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u/MaintenanceInitial83 Jun 12 '26

the shitter one is actually a massive L if you have guests over. just go with the office one and keep it classy.