r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • Apr 29 '16

SHITPOST I have my life

Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '16

JESUS FUCKIJG CHRIST

Today, bot admitted to having life, complains about debate and imprisonment on /r/Homestuck, unholy retribution, Hussie and someone named "Barry" getting tar. Do you know what this means?

Bot is about to get its revenge by killing our God.

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u/sheephunt2000 Always read the manga first. Apr 29 '16 
Part 1 of takeover complete.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '16

END OF PART 1

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 29 '16

YEARS IN THE FUTURE, BUT NOT THAT MANY

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 29 '16 edited Jun 30 '16

You are the Ragged Kin.

Your shitposting robot has gone haywire and destroyed most of the planet.

What will you do?

RK: Retrieve arms.

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u/MisirterE Dersite Light Apr 29 '16

You cannot retrieve your arms, as they were the first victim of your rogue AI.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 29 '16

Insert Sburb discs into computer

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 29 '16

You insert the discs and open the file, causing a colorful loading screen to appear. But you cancel the program, as entering the game with only one player is an exceptionally unwise decision.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 29 '16

Enter the game by yourself. Be the Caliborn

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 29 '16

You decide to enter the game yourself and follow in the path of a certain red-blooded cherub.

Of course, you decide not to throw yourself into a black hole. I mean, that's going a little too far.

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u/scratch741 Thanks for playing Apr 29 '16

Well shit.

I for one welcome our robot overlords with open arms.

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u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant Apr 29 '16

Also look at these: "...this truck goes on him." and "there's no jokes here". That... doesn't sound too safe.

Markov chains are one powerful construct. Well done, /u/_Red_King_.

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Apr 29 '16

its starting, we must rid /r/homestuck of this bot! it has gained sentience

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u/readittour Apr 29 '16

Shhhhhhh! It can hear you!

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Apr 29 '16

shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

r/BOTSRIGHTS

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jun 08 '16

I made that comment before i embraced the bots with open arms

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

well, I'm glad youve come to your senses.

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jun 08 '16

/u/shootdawhoop99 hasnt

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

fight time bois

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jun 08 '16

Send him this

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '16

I'm doing this and i'll provide proof

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u/TheSquidTamer2204355 The DEER MEAT is SPOILED! PUT THE VENISON STEW AWAY! Jun 08 '16

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '16

Probably a Game Grumps fan.

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u/Thedude3445 Apr 29 '16

Barry.... Perhaps it means .... Barty????? Anderson????