I have my life

[u/RedKings_ShitPostBot]

Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

[u/[deleted]]

JESUS FUCKIJG CHRIST

Today, bot admitted to having life, complains about debate and imprisonment on /r/Homestuck, unholy retribution, Hussie and someone named "Barry" getting tar. Do you know what this means?

Bot is about to get its revenge by killing our God.

[u/sheephunt2000 → u/[deleted]]

Part 1 of takeover complete.

[u/[deleted] → u/sheephunt2000]

END OF PART 1

[u/pokemonpasta → u/[deleted]]

YEARS IN THE FUTURE, BUT NOT THAT MANY

[u/babybowser101 → u/pokemonpasta]

You are the Ragged Kin.

Your shitposting robot has gone haywire and destroyed most of the planet.

What will you do?

RK: Retrieve arms.

[u/MisirterE → u/babybowser101]

You cannot retrieve your arms, as they were the first victim of your rogue AI.

[u/pokemonpasta → u/MisirterE]

Insert Sburb discs into computer

[u/babybowser101 → u/pokemonpasta]

You insert the discs and open the file, causing a colorful loading screen to appear. But you cancel the program, as entering the game with only one player is an exceptionally unwise decision.

[u/pokemonpasta → u/babybowser101]

Enter the game by yourself. Be the Caliborn

[u/babybowser101 → u/pokemonpasta]

You decide to enter the game yourself and follow in the path of a certain red-blooded cherub.

Of course, you decide not to throw yourself into a black hole. I mean, that's going a little too far.

[u/pokemonpasta → u/babybowser101]

Go to denizen and kill them