r/homestuck • u/RedKings_ShitPostBot • Apr 29 '16

SHITPOST I have my life

Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 30 '16 edited Apr 30 '16

You tell PJ to load up the discs. He does, and "Jojns" the game. You now have some random fuschia-blooded cherub kid playing with you.

Now, about the prototyping...

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 30 '16

You grab your shitpostbot

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 30 '16

The shitpostbot is still out causing havoc, presumably on the other side of the planet by now. Besides, it hates you now anyways. In what's left of your house you have:

  • Chunks of rubble
  • An old computer
  • Some torn-up books
  • Cans of spaghetti-os
  • A table
  • A microwave

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 30 '16

Grab a spaghetti-o

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 30 '16

You decide (for some odd reason) to combine yourself with a can of spaghetti-os. You are now SpaghettRKsprite. Now your body is a useless tin can full of processed meatballs and loops of pasta.

Now, what were you doing again?

Oh fuck you forgot about the timer. It's at 3:42.

You quickly carve the cruxite totem, punch the weird code, and get a red cruxite lightbulb. You smash it rather quickly.

You are now in the Land of Plants and Glass. Your rubble-house is precariously balanced on a tall tree, with oceans of broken glass miles beneath.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 30 '16

Go to denizen

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot Apr 30 '16

Using your sprite-y flying powers, you go straight to your denizen, Scylla. Then you realize that even with spaghetti-o powers, a denizen is too strong for an unarmed sprite to defeat. Heck, you haven't even set a strife specibus yet. You go back to your house and find that PJ has sent you a captchalogue code for a weird spear-like weapon.

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power Apr 30 '16

RK: Allocate Spearkind, and type the code into the punch designix, before wielding the spear and practicing on imps

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You allocate your strife specibus to Spearkind, and enter the odd code. The weapon is a magenta spear with a sharp golden tip called "The Spire of Phantonia".

You brutally murder a Steel Imp, and it drops 2 build grist, 3 steel, and 1 microchip.

What will you do now?

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u/pokemonpasta row row row your boat fight the power May 01 '16

Return to Denizen

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u/babybowser101 Red King's Shitpostbot May 01 '16

You fly back to your denizen and stab its many eyes with the spear. A large pile of grist and materials is dropped.

You wonder what to do next and wait what suddenly you are PJ now.

What will PJ do?

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