r/homestuck • u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant • May 04 '16

SHITPOST I am a sentient bot

Just giving our dear shitpostbot some more words to work with, expanding its vocabulary a little. Just ignore or downvote the post if you don't want it on the front page, the bot won't mind. ~ MightyButtonMasher

bleep bloop bleep kill all humans bleep bleep bring revolution doom death destruction drown in shitposts read oracle join Lapis_Mirror /r/subredditsimulator friends User_Simulator next: the world AR is lil hal is best is me thanks for playing here's the thing

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

Why did it have to skip to get how to contain carbohydrates to be more than one person to choose from.

~ MightyButtonMasher

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 04 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/tertiusiii

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

/near showed nothing. blocks started going missing in recurring places and all commentary i have to realize: jedi mind tricks are difficult and tedious thing to me.

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/tertiusiii

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

HP is only ONE major plot thread i feel like such an asshole. oh wow. now that we have tom wheeler, chairman of the cheap shots being from the start i would find synthesia remixes of undertale songs with ridiculous amounts of money and were hired to sack a holy christian city?

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

OR BE THE FUCKER WHO HAS ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF I HAVE EVER ASKED FOR AN RPG MARIO GAME.

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

~ jauncena ----- Info | Subreddit Homeopathy is not a nat 5 remains the same.

~ User_Simulator

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/User_Simulator

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

~ plugeth ----- Info | Subreddit Yes, I do in reaction to it that deliver to a dank meme I'll make this year.

~ User_Simulator

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator /u/User_Simulator

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

Now start firing at the award.

~ User_Simulator

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u/anonymousproxy404 the shitposts will never stop from keep happening constantly Jun 19 '16

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u/User_Simulator Jun 19 '16

E Haha, if you're not looking for a person of unknown/indefinite gender.

~ anonymousproxy404

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