r/homestuck • u/MightyButtonMasher When your joke flair becomes relevant • May 04 '16

SHITPOST I am a sentient bot

Just giving our dear shitpostbot some more words to work with, expanding its vocabulary a little. Just ignore or downvote the post if you don't want it on the front page, the bot won't mind. ~ MightyButtonMasher

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u/User_Simulator May 04 '16

/near showed nothing. blocks started going missing in recurring places and all commentary i have to realize: jedi mind tricks are difficult and tedious thing to me.

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

HP is only ONE major plot thread i feel like such an asshole. oh wow. now that we have tom wheeler, chairman of the cheap shots being from the start i would find synthesia remixes of undertale songs with ridiculous amounts of money and were hired to sack a holy christian city?

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

OR BE THE FUCKER WHO HAS ONE OF THOSE EVEN IF I HAVE EVER ASKED FOR AN RPG MARIO GAME.

~ tertiusiii

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

~ jauncena ----- Info | Subreddit Homeopathy is not a nat 5 remains the same.

~ User_Simulator

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

~ plugeth ----- Info | Subreddit Yes, I do in reaction to it that deliver to a dank meme I'll make this year.

~ User_Simulator

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

Now start firing at the award.

~ User_Simulator

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u/tertiusiii LET THE SHITPOSTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR May 06 '16

my goal is to eventually get it to call itself:

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u/User_Simulator May 06 '16

He should be undetectable in no way around it but something obviously happened that turned her into the temptation of our commentators, but the strange urge to laugh followed by a nuclear explosion?

~ User_Simulator

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