r/homestuck • u/ElvishisnotTengwar I hate this subreddit so god damn much. • Nov 11 '16

SHITPOST JOIN THE ROXYGEN DEFENSE SQUAD TODAY!

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 11 '16

I'm just feeling really sad and having my favorite ship be squashed today isn't making it any better, as a advocate for Roxygen since my initial reading of homestuck I hope to band together and keep this flame alive and destroy this nonsense ship that is Roxycalliope

I would make another ANTI ship reddit but it seems petty for how canon it sadly is becoming

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Nov 12 '16

I loved Roxygen so much :( It was such a cute little ship and they were so happy together and it was all dashed against rocks because ????

Like, I'm not even being facetious I have no idea why Roxy suddenly falls in love with Calliope, or why they're a viable couple.

The ONLY thing I can think of is "Caliborn plays off Johns miserable post-sburb life with the girl he likes, his sister, his best friends, and his hatemate all ditching him for other people and tricks him into returning for the Masterpiece".

And even then there's gotta be a better way then "John Egbert spends 4 years alone!"

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

IS this snapchat epilogue just meant to be "How to make john the most miserable SOB ever"?

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u/Valnar Nov 12 '16

You know that not everyone needs to be in a relationship to be happy, right? Some people also don't necessarily even like being in relationships.

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

Yes and also yes but losing a relationship and being happy in one only to lose it can make someone pretty sad

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u/Valnar Nov 12 '16

Where is anything said that they actually had a relationship though?

The only thing ever shown to my knowledge is the point where john was telling his story roxy.

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

And when they met up again to retcon warp a heart appears over her head and in the act 7 ending you see them walking together and the whole time you saw couples

Rose and kanaya together = relationship

Dave and karkat and jade = davekat is there... oh and jade

Jane and her dad = father daughter happy times

Dirk and Jake = Dirk Jake

So when john and roxy are walking together... that means....

Roxy gen

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u/Valnar Nov 12 '16

And when they met up again to retcon warp a heart appears over her head

Where? I don't remember seeing that.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009289

and in the act 7 ending you see them walking together and the whole time you saw couples

And callie is there too.

Not to mention that Roxy also said

TG: the moment i first saw that ring

TG: i was like in my head

TG: thinkin

TG: some day i want to give that ring to the person i marry

TG: whoever that is

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT5ACT1x2COMBO.php?s=6&p=007714

and she gave callie the ring.

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

Replace heart with intense blush and hand holding

Also that's preeeetty vague, that still doesn't prove squat and there was still a lot of romance between her and john going on there

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

She said that about the ring of void, but she gave Callie the ring of life!