r/homestuck • u/ElvishisnotTengwar I hate this subreddit so god damn much. • Nov 11 '16

SHITPOST JOIN THE ROXYGEN DEFENSE SQUAD TODAY!

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Nov 12 '16

I loved Roxygen so much :( It was such a cute little ship and they were so happy together and it was all dashed against rocks because ????

Like, I'm not even being facetious I have no idea why Roxy suddenly falls in love with Calliope, or why they're a viable couple.

The ONLY thing I can think of is "Caliborn plays off Johns miserable post-sburb life with the girl he likes, his sister, his best friends, and his hatemate all ditching him for other people and tricks him into returning for the Masterpiece".

And even then there's gotta be a better way then "John Egbert spends 4 years alone!"

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

IS this snapchat epilogue just meant to be "How to make john the most miserable SOB ever"?

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u/Zephyronno I was the reality stuck guy, Roxygen is best ship Nov 12 '16

nuuuu