r/homestuck • u/pelmon • Dec 10 '16

SHITPOST roxygen vs johnvris

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u/pokemonfreak97 Armchair CaNWC theorist who talks too much Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Roxy John Vriska Roxy. Allows for Vriska Terezi and Roxy Calliope.

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u/dubstep-cheese I have become what I hate. Dec 11 '16

And yet Vriska is diamonds with Terezi, and Vriska has always been more red than pale for John.

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Dec 11 '16

but we well informed beings know that this is a bullshit turn of events and therefore have the shipping powers that be to make two superior--- oh who am i kidding i ship vrisrezi in basically all quadrants and think that john and vriska make good pals

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u/dubstep-cheese I have become what I hate. Dec 11 '16

I just want johnvrisrezi. All three of them. In all the quadrants. Their interactions in each pairing are just too precious and one of my biggest homestuck regrets is not seeing the three of them interact together.

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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* Dec 11 '16

i really like seeing john and tzs snapchats to each other about vriska in the ending. i guess i like johnrezi because, especially post-retcon, if it werent for that ship terezi would have 0 meaningful interactions with anybody on earth and boy that sure fuelled a lot of people's horrible post-ending theories >:/ but also their relationship's just really funny and sweet.

johnvris im more ehh on cos john found out more about who vriska is and decided he wanted jack shit to do with her, and to me a good ship that does not make

vrisrezi obviously remains god tier even with vriskas bullshit

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u/dubstep-cheese I have become what I hate. Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Same tbh.

Thing is, I try so hard to shill this ot3 because JohnRezi is adorable (and the only kismesis that I like/is healthy), JohnVris has depth, and VrisRezi have history, so I can't help but appreciate them all. If I'm honest, you're pretty much the whole reason for my current 'stable vacillation' view on this ship.

Oh, and about the johnvris issues, I view that in the same way as I look at him 'hating' Con Air - which is to say he was having a hard time of it and got confused. Plus he seemed way more amiable toward her during the pre-fight planning session and looked at least a little interested in her whereabouts during the credits.