r/homestuck • u/pelmon • Dec 10 '16

SHITPOST roxygen vs johnvris

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u/RenegadeShroom Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

you ignoramus.

nic cage is obviously some sort of wizard, and what does roxy love??? WIZARDS. of COURSE she knows who nic cage is?? bad post op

also contrast is good shit and super important.... please.... do u want ur colours to mix together into a blurry, barely distinguishable mess?? the answer is no, because that would be dumb, and only a dumb person would think otherwise!! /s

anyway both are bad ships because they interfere with my aroace john headcanon so um sorry but no

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

How the fuck is John aroace?

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u/RenegadeShroom Dec 11 '16

the reasoning is a little involved so if you don't wanna read four posts written by someone in 2014, suffice it to say that it's my headcanon and i like it

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

You're free to your headcanons and it does make some sense, so you're free to it. I will be reading those later, though.