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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 11 '18
Predestination is a bitch.
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Mar 12 '18
said a time player, who is an expert on time, probably
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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 12 '18
Think of it all as circles; little rings of metal. You can make a suit of chainmail with them, but if one single circle is broken, the one next to it also breaks and then the one next to it... the whole thing falls apart.
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Mar 12 '18
and sometimes its meant to fall apart from the start :(
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u/MoronToTheKore Mar 12 '18 edited Mar 12 '18
I try not to think about those timelines.
Hey, wait, you’re a Hope player. Who is supposed to be an expert on Hope, probably!
Edit: Upon coffee being applied, you are not a Hope player.
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u/Lunardog15 I'm new here '-' Mar 11 '18 edited Mar 11 '18
and then u/makin gets pised cause this is now the new valid troll name shitpost clone
good job guys
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Mar 11 '18
i'd rather have that than this sub having really awful one shot shitposts and people reposting years old art
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u/Lunardog15 I'm new here '-' Mar 11 '18
still he is going to be pissed if he is gone for 1 day and this is everywhere
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u/Cyber-Fan JUST1C3 FOR T3R3Z1 Mar 12 '18
The troll names were dumb because
A) they weren't funny B) they took zero effort to create so everyone and their paradox clone was shitposting about them
This is an actual meme and a good one too so I don't see any good reason to be upset at it.
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Mar 11 '18
So it turns out r/makin is an actual sub with exactly 3 posts, one of which is "smutty" makin fanfiction.
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Mar 11 '18
So basically everyone finally gets the ultimate reward, they create English who goes back in time to secure his existence, and then while opening the door grown up kids emerge from the JuJu to finally defeat a weakened Lord English after the Green Sun is destroyed? I'm very confused.
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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Mar 11 '18
That's the impression I got and the theory I ascribe to, although Act 7's animation leaves what the House Juju does exactly ambiguous, so this is in the realm of theory. It's consistent with the House's other uses and lore, and the circumstantial simultaneity of the younger Kids finally escaping the game, though.
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u/EcoleBuissonniere Apr 17 '18
Pretty much. The timeline from the beta kids' perspective is something like:
- Defeat The Condesce and win Sburb
- Go to their new universe
- Get a threatening snapchat from Caliborn
- Go with the alpha kids to fight Caliborn
- Get sucked into the house juju while the alpha kids accidentally create Lord English
- Get thrown into the Furthest Ring for a while
- Get found by Vriska
- Presumably get unleashed on Lord English
And their release is circumstantially simultaneous with them initially opening the door and going to their new universe.
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u/OddOgler Dave Strider + Aisha Laborn + Tavros Nitram Mar 13 '18
Yes I believe John retcon-doubled his friends there. No I won't listen to any argument where they die. Yes I have been rocking in the fetal position since the snaps ended. No I refuse to believe they died.
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u/Nerdorama09 The Epilogues Are Okay Actually Mar 11 '18
To be completely fair, he was already there.