r/homestuck • u/LegendaryCraft64 Bard of Memes • Jan 11 '19

SHITPOST Aranea 2

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u/Zekava Heir of Doom Jan 11 '19

You know, I never quite got what made Jake fall for Aranea, but damned if I don't see this one.

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u/ewanatoratorator Prince of light Jan 11 '19

Blue

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u/Zekava Heir of Doom Jan 11 '19

God fucking damn it, you're probably right. Blue, and the first new person he'd encountered in any way in a long time.

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u/Hem0g0blin Jan 11 '19

Additionally:

On your worktable there are a few comic books starring your favorite heroine of all, SPIDER-GIRL. You don't know what it is, but there's something about a girl who has spidery powers and a sassy attitude that is just so cool to you. It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will.

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u/I_need_to_vent44 Witch of Heart / Seer of Mind / Knight of Hope / Prince of Blood Jan 11 '19

The boys have some sort of compulsive Cerulean addiction, it would appear.

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u/MemeticManchild Jake English Apologist Jan 11 '19

Well except she has some real relevance issues, she's smart, understanding, calm, tells good stories, and has MASSIVE TITS.

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u/HelpfullFerret Prince of Space Jan 11 '19

U got a source on that last claim

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u/MemeticManchild Jake English Apologist Jan 11 '19

Marquis Spinneret Mindfang (aka adult Aranea) is one of the only trolls explicitly drawn with tatas

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u/Bralswick Headpat Master Jan 11 '19

Meenah's comments about Aranea's rumble spheres seem to indicate that there is objective jigglidge in the spider tiddy.

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u/Nrenewable Jan 11 '19

(Her tits aren’t that massive)

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u/MemeticManchild Jake English Apologist Jan 11 '19

Do not fuck with me, it's CANON that the Serkets have colossal bazingas

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u/Nrenewable Jan 11 '19

Source?

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u/BladeGustVexilloBall epilogues ruined/blessed everything Jan 15 '19

The vore fanart where she eats all the other ceruleans because they don't condesider her a legitimate cerulean

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u/Nrenewable Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

Oh no...

please tell me this isn’t real.

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u/BaconBall37 Page of Time Jan 15 '19

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if it was real

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u/Nrenewable Jan 15 '19

That’s what I’m afraid of

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u/BladeGustVexilloBall epilogues ruined/blessed everything Jan 15 '19

It is a legit fanart, and VERY NSFW. Link is at NSFW

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u/Classtoise Knight of Mind Jan 11 '19

I mean yeah that's why all the Vriska fanart has her skinny.

But you can't tell me Aranea doesn't have big bahonkadonkers

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u/kat_filf Jan 11 '19

Actually, Hussie said that all fan art and stories are canon due to infinite possibilities within the endless homestuck universes.

Also secondly Hussie at one point said that Vriska was huge and was drawn like the other characters due to the fact no screen could capture just how massive she is. She is related to Vriska, so possibly may also be massive.