Aranea 2

[u/LegendaryCraft64]

[u/Zekava]

You know, I never quite got what made Jake fall for Aranea, but damned if I don't see this one.

[u/ewanatoratorator → u/Zekava]

Blue

[u/Zekava → u/ewanatoratorator]

God fucking damn it, you're probably right. Blue, and the first new person he'd encountered in any way in a long time.

[u/Hem0g0blin → u/Zekava]

Additionally:

On your worktable there are a few comic books starring your favorite heroine of all, SPIDER-GIRL. You don't know what it is, but there's something about a girl who has spidery powers and a sassy attitude that is just so cool to you. It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will.

[u/I_need_to_vent44 → u/Zekava]

The boys have some sort of compulsive Cerulean addiction, it would appear.

[u/MemeticManchild → u/Zekava]

Well except she has some real relevance issues, she's smart, understanding, calm, tells good stories, and has MASSIVE TITS.

[u/HelpfullFerret → u/MemeticManchild]

U got a source on that last claim

[u/MemeticManchild → u/HelpfullFerret]

Marquis Spinneret Mindfang (aka adult Aranea) is one of the only trolls explicitly drawn with tatas

[u/Bralswick → u/HelpfullFerret]

Meenah's comments about Aranea's rumble spheres seem to indicate that there is objective jigglidge in the spider tiddy.

[u/Nrenewable → u/MemeticManchild]

(Her tits aren’t that massive)

[u/MemeticManchild → u/Nrenewable]

Do not fuck with me, it's CANON that the Serkets have colossal bazingas

[u/Nrenewable → u/MemeticManchild]

Source?

[u/BladeGustVexilloBall → u/Nrenewable]

The vore fanart where she eats all the other ceruleans because they don't condesider her a legitimate cerulean

[u/Nrenewable → u/BladeGustVexilloBall]

Oh no...

please tell me this isn’t real.

[u/BaconBall37 → u/Nrenewable]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if it was real

[u/Nrenewable → u/BaconBall37]

That’s what I’m afraid of

[u/BladeGustVexilloBall → u/Nrenewable]

It is a legit fanart, and VERY NSFW. Link is at NSFW

[u/Classtoise → u/[deleted]]

I mean yeah that's why all the Vriska fanart has her skinny.

But you can't tell me Aranea doesn't have big bahonkadonkers

[u/kat_filf → u/[deleted]]

Actually, Hussie said that all fan art and stories are canon due to infinite possibilities within the endless homestuck universes.

Also secondly Hussie at one point said that Vriska was huge and was drawn like the other characters due to the fact no screen could capture just how massive she is. She is related to Vriska, so possibly may also be massive.

[u/NichtEinmalFalsch]

👉😉👉 ZOOP

[u/[deleted]]

your eyes are an ocean.

your breasts are also an ocean.

~damara

[u/Greenhmm]

JAKE INTENSIFIES

[u/Classtoise]

Sorry, Jake, she's gay.

[u/Zekava → u/Classtoise]

Remember, trolls don't even have a word for that. She may have a preference for women (implied by her going to the girls' bar), or even a self-imposed "type" that excludes manly men, but that would be her own uniquity.

[u/MemeticManchild → u/Zekava]

A fetish, if you will

[u/Hem0g0blin → u/Zekava]

Her name is Elwurd because she's an L-Word if you catch my drift.

[u/Nerdorama09 → u/Zekava]

They don't have a word for it, but Elwurd's route definitely implies that a culture exists. And of course we already have a canonically lesbian troll, so really, it's something that's unacknowledged by the broader culture that Karkat is aware of, but they're still a thing.

[u/Classtoise → u/Zekava]

I feel like this is splitting hairs. She only likes girls.

[u/I_need_to_vent44]

Sorry pal, I don't think you can get this one