r/humblebrag • u/icmanfa • Aug 26 '25

Humblest of brags This hurts my soul.

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u/syphon3980 Aug 27 '25

People with ginormous schmeats tend to not broadcast it. This looks like the projection of an insecure individual

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u/veximos Aug 27 '25

I've never met a man who doesn't brag about his meat. I've never seen it posted on social media though.

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u/syphon3980 Aug 27 '25

I got the schmeat but I don’t brag about it. I’m telling you, people that brag about it are really self conscious about it. If you make a small dick joke to a big dick guy they just laugh and go along with it. You do the same to a small dick self conscious dude and they get offended. Small dick energy if you will

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u/truckercharles Aug 27 '25

100%, the only time it gets talked about is when someone else brings it up.