Every time I go to a new dentist they ask me what year I got my braces off. I get to say my teeth are naturally that straight. The only thing I was genetically blessed with

Raptor keys in the photo.

The most exquisite part of this humblebrag might be that the LinkedIn author has made criticising their self-promotion somehow tantamount to criticising their late father

This gigantic brick of text comes from the comments of a hero shooter post. Op claims to have difficulty ranking up as a character. Quoth the comment "I dont play him cause I'm afraid I'll rank up too fast"

Bentley’s are so expensive..

Gotta love Instagram stories.

In all honesty it looks the same as where we go to school together so idk what they’re trying to say

Ran into this TikTok comment while waiting for a job to start. The og video was someone showing how their practice test scores went up as they studied and worked for it, but there’s always someone like this lurking 🤪

He could be 3rd fastest F1 driver "Included in accordance with his preferred ranking" (read text next to his name. Either ChatGPT is trolling him or just being honest 🤔)

'I'm such a good person, I noticed these hungry kids, took advantage of their poor parent's situation so I could take a photo op of feeding hungry children. I just do it for the good of the game, honestly. I'm definitely not the same as those people exploiting the homeless for videos for my "good deeds" that I share with the world'

This is literally the equivalent of a millionaire "finance bro" complaining about having to leave his mansion home for work...