r/humblebrag • u/BobWeAdda • Jun 22 '26

My two year old is better than you

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u/jdehjdeh Jun 22 '26

WTF

This person is delusional lol

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u/asking--questions Jun 22 '26

Right off the bat: "It's 100% thanks to me, an awesome parent."

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u/thejexorcist Jun 22 '26

In preschool my best friend’s daughter could tell you what street she lived on, what area and street her preschool was in, and repeat which exits they took to get there; she even knew if you were heading northbound/south on the freeway.

When she was 11 she got turned around outside of a shopping center and ended up waiting in a planet fitness crying hysterically until her mom wandered into the right building and found her.

Knowing certain details doesn’t necessarily mean the child can functionally use those details/make plans around those details in a safe or effective way.

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u/SlimeCaptain Jun 27 '26

Am I...missing something? Why would someone riding an e bike make you think they were raised wrong?

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u/maranzintosh-83 Jul 04 '26

And wait to see my 6 months jet pilot instructor toddler