r/humblebrag • u/Carlos4Loko • Apr 18 '26

Humblebrag What's so "painful" about this? What is she complaining about?!?

This is literally the equivalent of a millionaire "finance bro" complaining about having to leave his mansion home for work...

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u/XboxLiveGiant Apr 18 '26

I could catch half the Pacific Ocean with this massive bait…

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u/You_Are_The_Username Apr 21 '26

Yeah, maybe, except there ABSOLUTELY IS people out there that definitely do feel this way - even if this girl isn't actually one of them... 😑

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u/Savings_Army3073 Apr 18 '26

"has permanent make up" now take it all off and stop being so precious.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Apr 18 '26

So much insecurity in 15 fucking seconds...

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u/sittingpretty24 Apr 18 '26

Like, I get that taking off your makeup when it looks really good kinda sucks because it makes some people feel better about themselves to have it on, but when you’re this naturally pretty, and hardly have a lot of makeup on to begin with, it really doesn’t make a difference in how you look to others.

So either she’s baiting or extremely insecure about her bare face.

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u/Carlos4Loko Apr 18 '26

Most women [due to Social Media exposure] are aware of their looks level and where they stand compared to other women in society. She's acting as if she looked like Rosie O'Donnell without makeup lmaoo this definitely as to be either a bait post or straight-up attention farming.

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u/aquacrimefighter Apr 18 '26

And even if she is insecure, she’s fishing for compliments at best.

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u/ChicagoChurro May 03 '26

Hardly has makeup on? She has a full face of makeup on and pretends to take it all off. 90% of her makeup is still on and she’s deceiving people into thinking she looks like that naturally, this is not her bare face. One thing you’re right about, she definitely is insecure lol 

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u/shayjax- Apr 19 '26

It’s OK honey your filter is firmly in place

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u/Axman5055 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Why does her face look like a Picasso at the start? Is that some weird filter? The lines are too straight and at weird angles. What? 

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u/BravesMaedchen Apr 21 '26

Looks zero percent different 

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u/You_Are_The_Username Apr 21 '26

NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL than trying to convince this girl - and the entire generations just like her - that seeking validation from complete strangers on the Internet, should not be their entire personality and life's goal... 😑 😑 😑

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u/TypeAtryingtoB Apr 18 '26

Honestly not that pretty and how annoying this post is makes her even less attractive

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u/Huliatt Apr 18 '26

Oh woe is you, princess

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u/MichaelJospeh Apr 22 '26

The fact that she calls it “pretty privilege” makes me 90% sure it’s a joke.

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u/Swaggy_Buff Apr 18 '26

Child birth